Secondhand Lions

00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:08,030 GARTH: He's in there, all right. -I don't think this is very sporting. 453 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,200 Kid, at our age, this is as sporting as we get. 454 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:14,370 GARTH: Walter, come here. 455 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,580 When I give the word, pull this. 456 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:25,710 Pull. 457 00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,430 Hey. 458 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,730 [LION GRUNTS] 459 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:37,940 Come on out of there. 460 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:41,520 Hey, you in the crate. 461 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:44,980 Get your lion butt out of there. 462 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,570 Looks awful tame. 463 00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:48,610 [BELCHES THEN COUGHS] 464 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,910 This lion's no good. 465 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,750 It's-- It's defective. 466 00:38:56,910 --> 00:39:00,420 -It's alive, that's the main thing. -Go ahead and shoot it then. 467 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:03,500 No, it wouldn't be sporting, shooting it inside a crate. 468 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,920 WALTER: Looks kind of old... 469 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:07,510 ...worn-out looking. 470 00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:10,430 Some kind of lion hunt this is. 471 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:13,140 Perfect. A reject. 472 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,060 Some sick zoo cast-off. 473 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,690 So can I keep him? 474 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,610 I'll look after him and take care of him and feed him and everything. 475 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:26,900 I never had a pet of my very own before. 476 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:30,860 So, kid, you wanna take care of it, nurse it back to health? 477 00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:33,780 Good. Then we shoot it. 478 00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,790 GARTH: That's some lion you bought. 479 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,420 HUB: That's some garden seeds you bought. 480 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:52,300 Don't worry, they're not as bad as they seem right at first. 481 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:55,430 I'll be right back with supper. 482 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,320 There. Now you can see out. 483 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,120 You sure he can't get out? 484 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,790 She. It's a girl lion. 485 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,000 I named her Jasmine. 486 00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,420 What'd you just say? 487 00:40:33,050 --> 00:40:36,140 It seemed like a good name for a lion. 488 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:40,470 [DOOR SLAMS] 489 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:55,030 I'm sorry it took a while to come in. In 40 years, I never had a call for it. 490 00:40:57,950 --> 00:41:00,540 Purina Lion Chow. 491 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,700 I'll be. 492 00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:05,120 If you wait a few minutes, my boys will load you up. 493 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:08,340 I got it. 494 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,460 Garth, pay the man. 495 00:41:12,630 --> 00:41:14,470 Hub, be careful. 496 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:18,140 Mr. McCann, those are bags that weigh 50 pounds apiece. 497 00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:23,390 GARTH: Take the other end. 498 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,730 Here we go. 499 00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:39,830 If you two old ladies wanna get in, I'll take you home now. 500 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:44,250 [GROANS] 501 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:46,080 Hub. 502 00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:06,600 Psst. 503 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,850 Psst. 504 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,360 [WHISPERS] Little boy. 505 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,780 You're with those McCann brothers? 506 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:22,450 I know that they're ex-Mafia hit men. 507 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:29,420 They're on the run with millions that they stole from Al Capone. 508 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,250 [MOUTHS] Be careful. 509 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,140 Tell me more about Africa. 510 00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:52,520 About you and Uncle Hub and Jasmine. 511 00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:55,820 Why would a smart kid like you wanna hear hokey old stories? 512 00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:59,950 What else do we have to do? 513 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,160 Where was I? 514 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:09,250 "No one, slave trader or Bedouin... 515 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,710 ...had ever seen anything like this mad American... 516 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,540 ...who fought like 20 men." 517 00:43:13,710 --> 00:43:16,380 Yeah, right, right, right. Well, it so happened... 518 00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:19,840 ...one of the women that Hub freed... 519 00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:22,640 ...was handmaiden to a princess. 520 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:30,190 When she told her mistress the story of her rescue... 521 00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:35,570 ...most of all, she told her about the handsome, heroic American. 522 00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:40,950 "I must meet this man," the princess said. 523 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,030 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 524 00:43:44,200 -