Porridge

00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,600 <font color="#ffffff">They got better, Doc.</font> 423 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,800 <font color="#00ffff">You look down in the mouth,</font> <font color="#00ffff">Mr Barrowclough.</font> 424 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:30,760 <font color="#ffff00">Nothing new. Same old story.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Domestic crisis, you know.</font> 425 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,480 <font color="#00ffff">Oh, dear.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Has Mrs Barrowclough left you?</font> 426 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,840 <font color="#ffff00">Unhappily...</font> 427 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,680 <font color="#ffff00">..no, Fletcher.</font> 428 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,080 <font color="#ffffff">KNOCK ON GATE</font> 429 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,000 <font color="#00ff00">Wait.</font> 430 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,800 <font color="#00ffff">Morning.</font> 431 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,160 <font color="#00ffff"># She wheels her wheelbarrow</font> 432 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,720 <font color="#00ffff"># Through streets broad and narrow</font> <font color="#00ffff">Crying "Cockles..." #</font> 433 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,520 <font color="#00ffff">Ooh! He loves all that, you know!</font> 434 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,480 <font color="#00ffff"># "..and mussels,</font> <font color="#00ffff">Alive, alive-o!" #</font> 435 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,040 <font color="#00ffff">I told you to wait in the car!</font> 436 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,320 <font color="#00ffff"># She wheels her wheelbarrow</font> 437 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,120 <font color="#00ffff"># Through Willesden and Harrow</font> 438 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,200 <font color="#00ffff"># Crying... #</font> 439 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,960 <font color="#00ffff">Watch for him - he's</font> <font color="#00ffff">the Mad Butcher of Slade Prison!</font> 440 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,800 <font color="#ffffff">What did he do?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Fiddled the VAT on his sausages!</font> 441 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,600 <font color="#00ff00">Where are you taking that?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Pig swill. </font><font color="#00ff00">What?!</font> 442 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,000 <font color="#00ffff">Swill for the pigs. Pig swill.</font> 443 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,640 <font color="#00ff00">It's Fletcher, isn't it?</font> 444 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,880 <font color="#00ffff">Yes, sir!</font> <font color="#00ffff">Settling in all right, sir?</font> 445 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,040 <font color="#00ff00">Never mind if I am or if I'm not.</font> 446 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,160 <font color="#00ffff">I wouldn't leave that bike there,</font> <font color="#00ffff">sir.</font> 447 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,200 <font color="#00ff00">When I want your advice,</font> <font color="#00ff00">I'll ask for it.</font> 448 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,080 <font color="#00ffff">Suit yourself, sir.</font> <font color="#00ffff">But there ARE thieves in here.</font> 449 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,200 <font color="#ffffff">Whose side are you on -</font> <font color="#ffffff">our or theirs? </font><font color="#00ffff">Neither. Mine.</font> 450 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,560 <font color="#ffffff">It lacks something, Lotterby.</font> 451 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,840 <font color="#ffffff">With this soup, Elizabeth David</font> <font color="#ffffff">recommends coriander, bayleaves</font> 452 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,200 <font color="#ffffff">and a dash of pepper.</font> 453 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,840 <font color="#ffffff">I said a DASH, Lotterby!</font> 454 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:28,200 <font color="#ffffff">Argh! I've cut the top</font> <font color="#ffffff">of me finger off! Ow!</font> 455 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,240 <font color="#ffff00">Stop fussing! Show me!</font> 456 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,240 <font color="#ffffff">No! Gerroff!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Stop making such a fuss!</font> 457 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,160 <font color="#00ff00">What's going on?! </font><font color="#00ffff">Oh, shame.</font> 458 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,680 <font color="#ffff00">This man has had an accident, sir.</font> 459 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,760 <font color="#00ff00">Let's see, Cooper.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Carry on, the rest of you!</font> 460 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,680 <font color="#ffffff">I-I thought I'd cut</font> <font color="#ffffff">the top of me finger off...</font> 461 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,080 <font color="#ffffff">..but it seems</font> <font color="#ffffff">it's still there...sir.</font> 462 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,160 <font color="#00ff00">Is that your bicycle, Mr Beal?</font> 463 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,880 <font color="#ffff00">Yes, as a precaution</font> <font color="#ffff00">I brought it indoors.</font> 464 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,200 <font color="#00ff00">Into this thieves' kitch