Batman and Harley Quinn

366 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,827 Jeez, why does everybody always get that wrong? 367 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,914 If you aren't willing to agree to my terms, why should I help you? 368 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,958 You'll help us or the rest of the world will cease to exist. 369 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,920 As insane as you are, you enjoy living. 370 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,382 How about just a little something to sweeten the deal? 371 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,551 Spa day? Autographed picture for my little cousin? 372 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,011 He's real sick. 373 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,015 Okay, fine, whatever. You're the boss. 374 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,934 Wait, she's coming with us? 375 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,811 Is that really a good idea? 376 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,354 It's not my first choice, 377 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,648 but we can't afford to let her out of our sight. 378 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,150 <i>She might tip off Ivy that we're onto her.</i> 379 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,988 Yeah, dangerous loony over here, never know what she's gonna do! 380 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,326 (GRUNTING) 381 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,829 Here, there's a little trick to it. 382 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,665 Hey, watch the hands, Buster Brown! 383 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,250 Sorry, I was just... 384 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,002 Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun-time and they think they own you. 385 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,088 I wasn't... I was just trying to- 386 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,549 Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay? 387 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,843 Like, when I'm outta batteries or something. 388 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,179 (ENGINE ROARING) 389 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,351 <i>BATMAN: Based on Goldblum's area of expertise,</i> 390 00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:00,020 <i>Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles,</i> 391 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,939 <i>and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in,</i> 392 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,941 <i>there's only one conclusion.</i> 393 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,486 They're going to synthesize the formula that created Swamp Thing, 394 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:11,532 convert it into a fast-spreading virus and save the world 395 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,702 by turning humanity into animal/plant hybrids. 396 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:15,995 What! Ew! 397 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,706 Look, don't get me wrong, I ain't no racist. 398 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,208 I mean, some of my best friends are plant people. 399 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,545 Well, on the bright side, at least they aren't actually killing anyone. 400 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,505 <i>Perhaps not intentionally.</i> 401 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,715 Here we go. 402 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:31,135 It's bad enough if they succeed and we all live as plant people. 403 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,762 But that's not even the worst-case scenario. 404 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:38,225 If any part of their plan is off even a slight bit, within weeks, 405 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,560 days, maybe... 406 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,688 We could be looking at the extinction of all life on the planet. 407 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,064 Jeepers. 408 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:47,568 But wait a minute, why do they need the Holland formula? 409 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,737 Why not just make the virus from themselves? 410 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:50,988 It's a shortcut. 411 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,909 Reverse-engineering their own DNA could take years, maybe decades. 412 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,828 Neither of them was ever fully human to begin with. 413 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,413 She's a natural mutation 414 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,124 and he's an exiled dryad from another dimension. 415 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,793 "Exiled dryad from... " You're shittin' me! 416 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,670 We've seen weirder things. 417 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,090 Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy. That's all. 418 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,259 - We'll handle the rest. - No problem. 419 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,553 I know this guy, one of Ivy's top henchmen, 420 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:15,804 probably still tight with her. 421 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,557 And he's... Oh, my God! Stop the car! 422 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,100 - No. - But it's him! 423 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,852 - Who? - That guy! 424 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:23,854 (TIRES SCREECHING) 425 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,858 Hey, you! Bobby Liebowitz! 426 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,444 Oh, crap! 427 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,738 Harley, wait! 428 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,350 (CAR HONKING) 429 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,813 (TIRES SCREECHING) 430 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,780 - (TIRES SCREECH) - (CRASHING) 431 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29