The Addams Family

498 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,528 You forgot our secret password? 499 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,072 The word we used 100 times a day? 500 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,949 Our special private name for each other? 501 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,702 That was a long time ago when we were children. 502 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:26,124 You almost killed me, you demented freak. 503 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,586 [GOMEZ] Poor devil, what did they do to you in that Bermuda Triangle? 504 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:32,380 But if he's not Uncle Fester, then who is he? 505 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,923 Somebody else. 506 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,428 It has to warm up. 507 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,512 [PUGSLEY] Why? 508 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,181 So it can kill you. 509 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,058 - [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] - I knew that. 510 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:48,063 - Children, what are you doing? - I'm going to electrocute him. 511 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,565 But we're late for the charity auction. 512 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,942 - [WEDNESDAY] But, Mother... - I said no. 513 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,153 [PUGSLEY] Please? 514 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,614 [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, all right. 515 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,828 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 516 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,167 [JUDGE] This magnificent piece 517 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,171 is encrusted with rubies and 15 emerald chips. 518 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:18,635 It was donated by Morticia and Gomez Addams. 519 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,304 Remember, this year, over half our proceeds 520 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:24,349 will benefit the elderly and the mentally disabled. 521 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,353 Il open the bidding at $5,000. 522 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,980 [GOMEZ SCOFFING] Five... Ha! Not good enough. 523 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,608 - 20,000! - What are they doing? 524 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,486 - [JUDGE] I have 20. - Twenty-five. 525 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,029 - Cara mia? - [JUDGE] Twenty-five. 526 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,782 Thirty. Mon sauvage. 527 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,283 Thirty-five! 528 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:43,993 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 529 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:48,164 Fifty. I have $50,000. 530 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,958 Your turn, my ecstasy. 531 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,795 [JUDGE] Fifty thousand, going once. Fifty thousand, going twice. 532 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,630 [MOANING AMOROUSLY] 533 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:59,342 Sold to Morticia Addams for $50,000. 534 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:00,593 [GOMEZ AND MORTICIA MOANING] 535 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:05,557 [M.C. HAMMER SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 536 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,356 Isn't it too enchanting? 537 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,983 How do you take it off? 538 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,571 There's a trick to it... 539 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,406 [CLICKS] 540 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,783 ...of course. 541 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,541 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 542 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:37,338 "How do you take it off?" That's absurd. 543 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,341 That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday! 544 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,596 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 545 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,806 Oh, no. 546 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,184 Father's playing with his trains. 547 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,188 He wore that finger trap for two years! 548 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,440 Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. 549 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,193 And the combination and the password 550 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,029 and my cigar and he slept so well! 551 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,989 [BELL DINGING] 552 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,825 He's using the diesel. 553 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,245 [RUMBLING] 554 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,498 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 555 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:18,463 The covered bridge. 556 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,134 Dead man's curve. 557 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,351 [CAULDRON BUBBLING] 558 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,023 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 559 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,196 [RUMBLING] 560 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,297 [GORDON SHRIEKING] 561 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:11,933 [MANIACAL LAUGHING] 562 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,813 [SCREAMING] 563 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,524 It's all about Uncle Fester, isn't it? 564 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,442 [WATER WHOOSHES] 565 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,573 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 566 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,037 Spirits above me, give me a sign. 567 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:36,124 Shall I be joyous or shall I be damned? 568 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,335 [LOUD EXPLOSION] 569 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,089 [WATER WHOOSHES] 570 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,849 Sleepless night? 571 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,729 Walk with me, Fester. 572 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,8...