Beetlejuice

we were waiting there? 403 00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:50,306 Three months. 404 00:34:51,473 --> 00:34:54,352 I'd almost given up on you. I was about to leave. 405 00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:56,813 I do have other clients. 406 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:59,566 -Are you Juno, our caseworker? -Yes. 407 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:02,902 I evaluate individual cases and determine 408 00:35:03,069 --> 00:35:06,281 if help is needed, deserved and available. 409 00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:08,199 -Are you available? -No. 410 00:35:09,659 --> 00:35:12,871 -What's wrong? -We're very unhappy. 411 00:35:13,038 --> 00:35:14,832 What did you expect? You're dead. 412 00:35:14,999 --> 00:35:17,125 We want to get rid of the people who moved in here. 413 00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:19,629 Barbara and I worked very hard on this house. 414 00:35:19,795 --> 00:35:22,965 We probably wouldn't mind sharing the house with people who were… 415 00:35:23,049 --> 00:35:25,301 -More like you used to be. -Yes. 416 00:35:25,468 --> 00:35:27,053 But these people… 417 00:35:29,013 --> 00:35:31,182 Things seem pretty quiet here. 418 00:35:32,183 --> 00:35:35,395 You should thank God you didn't die in Italy. 419 00:35:35,854 --> 00:35:37,147 The Deetzes. 420 00:35:37,314 --> 00:35:41,234 -Okay, have you been studying the manual? -Well, we tried. 421 00:35:41,401 --> 00:35:45,238 The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all. 422 00:35:45,405 --> 00:35:48,492 Get them out yourselves. It's your house. 423 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,245 Haunted houses aren't easy to come by. 424 00:35:52,412 --> 00:35:54,748 -Well, we don't quite get it. -I heard. 425 00:35:54,915 --> 00:35:56,750 Tore your faces right off. 426 00:35:56,918 --> 00:35:59,962 It doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people 427 00:36:00,046 --> 00:36:01,296 if they can't see you. 428 00:36:01,422 --> 00:36:03,591 -We should start more simply? -Start simply. 429 00:36:03,758 --> 00:36:06,552 Do what you know. Use your talents. Practice. 430 00:36:08,346 --> 00:36:12,225 You should have been studying those lessons since day one. 431 00:36:13,142 --> 00:36:14,185 [WATCH BEEPING] 432 00:36:14,352 --> 00:36:18,439 -Ooh. I've got to go. -What about that guy in the flyer, Betel… 433 00:36:18,607 --> 00:36:19,650 Shh! 434 00:36:19,817 --> 00:36:23,070 Don't even say his name. You don't want his help. 435 00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:25,114 -Well… -We might. 436 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,951 No, you don't. He does not work well with others. 437 00:36:30,077 --> 00:36:31,829 What do you mean? 438 00:36:35,999 --> 00:36:37,793 I didn't want to bring it up. 439 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:42,549 But rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake, I'll tell you. 440 00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:45,051 He was my assistant. 441 00:36:45,468 --> 00:36:48,555 But he was a troublemaker. He went out on his own 442 00:36:48,722 --> 00:36:51,808 as a freelance bio-exorcist. 443 00:36:51,975 --> 00:36:55,979 Claimed he could get rid of the living. Got into more trouble. 444 00:36:58,523 --> 00:36:59,858 [SIGHS] 445 00:37:00,024 --> 00:37:04,029 In fact, I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately. 446 00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:08,325 The only way he can be brought back 447 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:11,620 is by calling his name three times. 448 00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,623 But I strongly suggest 449 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:17,668 that you remove the Deetzes yourselves. 450 00:37:18,461 --> 00:37:21,380 Well, how do we contact you if we need you again? 451 00:37:31,641 --> 00:37:34,895 Oh, Adam, that guy's in our cemetery. 452 00:37:35,061 --> 00:37:38,773 She's right, honey. We just have to keep this simple. We can do this. Come on. 453 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,860 [FLY BUZZING] 454 00:38:02,632 --> 00:38:05,343 BETELGEUSE: Hey, you. Hey, come here. 455 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,346 Hungry? 456 00:38:07,513 --> 00:38:09,515 Come on. Hey, come here. 457 00:38:10,891 --> 00:38:13,727 I got something good for you. Come on. Come on over. 458 00:38:13,894 --> 00:38:16,688 We'll have a little bite, you'll have something to nosh. 459 00:38:16,855 --> 00:38:17,981 [LAUGHS] 460 00:38:18,148 --> 00:38:22,736 -Come here. -FLY: Help me. Help me. Help me. 461 00:38:23,362 --> 00:38:24,696 [BETELGEUSE BELCHES] 462 00:38:24,988 --> 00:38:26,904 Maxie, have I not always made you money? 463 00:38:26,988 --> 00:38:29,138 I think that's the only real question here. 464 00:38:29,244 --> 00:38:31,746 Well, Charles, nobody made me money like you. 465 00:38:31,913 --> 00:38:34,363 I mean, before your nerves went, you were a demon. 466 00:38:34,582 --> 00:38:39,712 It's just that Winter River, Connecticut is, if you'll forgive me, nowhere. 467 00:38:39,879 --> 00:38:43,091 Why would I wanna inve...