Weekend at Bernie's

- Well, it's... it's home. 502 00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:49,634 Ooh. Can I have a cigarette? 503 00:32:50,646 --> 00:32:53,183 - Hmm? - Cigarette. 504 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,436 Sure. 505 00:32:56,610 --> 00:32:58,317 Sure, sure, sure... 506 00:33:00,031 --> 00:33:02,272 Ow! Ooh, what was... 507 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:03,781 Oh... 508 00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:08,661 Mm- hm, mm- hm. 509 00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:14,080 Quite a ride, huh, Bern? 510 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,970 Glorious day out, or what? 511 00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:42,230 - Where's Bernie? - I got it right here. 512 00:33:42,408 --> 00:33:46,242 It says it's the last house on the point, top o' the dune. 513 00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:50,625 Pardon me, monsignor, sir, could you tell me where the top of the dune is? 514 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:54,373 - Bless you, my son. - Thank you, father. 515 00:33:54,546 --> 00:33:57,208 Look, we'll find it. Okay. 516 00:33:57,382 --> 00:34:00,124 - You know, it's an island, right? - How hard can it be? 517 00:34:01,553 --> 00:34:03,635 Excuse me. Is this the way to... 518 00:34:05,056 --> 00:34:07,343 Goodbye. Have a good one, now. 519 00:34:18,779 --> 00:34:22,067 - Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house? - Sure is. 520 00:34:22,241 --> 00:34:26,826 - Wow. - Holy shit. Huh? Look at this. 521 00:34:26,996 --> 00:34:29,613 Come on, Rich. 522 00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:36,244 - Oh, beautiful. - Oh, my God. He's got a pool. 523 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:39,290 He has got a goddamn pool at the beach. It's heated. 524 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:40,754 I love this man. 525 00:34:40,927 --> 00:34:44,465 Oh, this is inspiring. Look at this view, huh? 526 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,882 - I am getting laid. - Sure beats Coney Island. 527 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:56,102 What? Should we just walk in? 528 00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:00,686 No, we'll stand out here all weekend. Come on, we're houseguests. 529 00:35:03,450 --> 00:35:05,783 Hello! Bernie, we're here. 530 00:35:06,329 --> 00:35:07,569 Amazing. 531 00:35:11,334 --> 00:35:12,665 I'm home. 532 00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:15,084 Excellent. 533 00:35:15,963 --> 00:35:20,673 - Admit it. You're glad you came. - Okay, I admit it. 534 00:35:20,843 --> 00:35:24,243 - We got three days of this ahead of us. - Oh, yeah. This is something. 535 00:35:24,347 --> 00:35:26,014 I mean a place like this must go for what, 536 00:35:26,098 --> 00:35:28,591 a mil six, a million seven? Unfurnished. 537 00:35:28,769 --> 00:35:31,761 - Good God! That's a Lichtenstein! - What? Where? 538 00:35:31,939 --> 00:35:34,226 Not the piano. The painting. It's an original. 539 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:36,015 <i><font color="#9681f8">LARRY</font>: Of course it is.</i> 540 00:35:36,193 --> 00:35:39,320 Now, all of this could be yours, if you set your goals and work hard. 541 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:42,692 My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work. 542 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:48,035 Bernie! Hey, is Bernie around? 543 00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:51,493 Hello. No, haven't seen him. But we just got here. 544 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,170 We're gonna be here all weekend. We are houseguests. 545 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:56,422 Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat to go skiing. 546 00:35:56,506 --> 00:35:59,999 - Hi, Tawny. I'm horny. - Oh, hi. 547 00:36:00,176 --> 00:36:02,793 - Look, don't forget to tell Bernie, okay? - Okay. 548 00:36:03,012 --> 00:36:06,505 Tawny, you wouldn't happen to know where Bernie is, would you? 549 00:36:06,683 --> 00:36:09,268 He's probably making the rounds. Everybody parties from house to house, 550 00:36:09,352 --> 00:36:12,014 but they always end up here. Bye! 551 00:36:12,689 --> 00:36:16,478 - And you didn't want to come. - I was wrong. I admit it, I was wrong. 552 00:36:19,363 --> 00:36:22,151 Oh, my God. 553 00:36:22,324 --> 00:36:26,659 Nothing but champagne and caviar. Perrier- Jouët. 554 00:36:26,829 --> 00:36:28,490 This guy is my idol. 555 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,405 - Hey, don't open that. - Why not? 556 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:32,633 We're houseguests Richard, come on. You want some? 557 00:36:32,751 --> 00:36:36,119 No, thanks. This is strange. Where's our host? 558 00:36:36,297 --> 00:36:38,834 You heard Tawny. He's out partying. Come on. 559 00:36:39,008 --> 00:36:42,091 Let's check out the rest of this joint, huh? 560 00:36:42,261 --> 00:36:43,673 This is fabulous. 561 00:36:48,518 --> 00:36:51,977 - Lar, I found him. Mr. Lomax. - Hmm? 562 00:36:52,147 --> 00:36:53,898 Bernie! How are you doing? Great place. 563 00:36:53,982 --> 00:36:57,443 I hope you don't mind, but we just walked in. We didn't know that you... 564 00:36:57,527 --> 00:36:58,733 Bernie? 565 00:36:58,904 --> 00:37:01,145 Shh, shh, he's sleeping. 566 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:06,529 - Yeah? - Wow.