Sleeping with Other People

Have you texted Voldemort? 662 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,157 Trying to distract myself. 663 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:42,245 Sometimes I dress up in lingerie just to feel something. 664 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,997 Oof, mousetrap. 665 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:47,125 You should text me what you want to text him. 666 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,878 I miss your cock in my mouth. 667 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:53,048 I miss the way you feel on top of me. 668 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,092 I miss making you cum. 669 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,887 - Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar? 670 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,472 That's how I text with him. 671 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,724 - Okay, well you're sending porn star 672 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,017 vibes instead of Lainey vibes. 673 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,937 - You're one to talk. You're a completely different 674 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,980 guy with me than with other ladies. 675 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:09,564 That's not true. 676 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:12,150 - If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you. 677 00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:14,736 - Yeah, I don't think I like me enough to introduce 678 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,613 him to other people. 679 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,198 Night. 680 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,540 That was fun. 681 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,962 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 682 00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:04,703 ♪ ♪ 683 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,580 (Panting) 684 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,762 He looked so normal. 685 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,765 Like he hadn't even noticed we stopped sleeping together. 686 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,807 No, no. He noticed. 687 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,392 He's just not thinking about it the same way. 688 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,312 Right. Right, great. I'm a guilty slut and he gets 689 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:16,900 to be a heartless alpha male who fucking jogs! 690 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,735 No! That's not it at all. To Sobvechik, 691 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:22,364 you're like the hardest drug at the coolest party. 692 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,990 In a second he has to make a decision; 693 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:26,701 do I go home now or cancel everything tomorrow. 694 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,120 You know, no pre-meditation means no post-meditation. 695 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,748 It's not like months from now he's thinking, oh gosh, 696 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,750 I wonder how crack is doing? 697 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,419 Or I hope cocaine isn't mad at me! 698 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,381 You know. No dude thinks like that. Except Aaron Sorkin. 699 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,216 Are you saying I'm crack cocaine? 700 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,425 Yeah. Don't sell yourself short. 701 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,803 We wouldn't have The West Wing without you. 702 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:45,679 What is wrong with me? 703 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,431 - Nothing's wrong with you. Are you kidding me? You're great. 704 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:52,269 I mean you're funny, you're sexy, you're cool, 705 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,853 like... Oh... - 706 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,106 What? You run out of compliments? 707 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,066 Yeah. No. Do you remember that girl, Renee? 708 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,777 - Had a spectacular time with you last night. 709 00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:01,778 I'm at lunch. 710 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,321 Just tried calling you. 711 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,407 Have you ever thought about taking a road trip? 712 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,951 At least respond so I know you're alive and okay. 713 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,411 GIF of a panda dancing! 714 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:10,662 Seriously - are you okay? 715 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,955 I was on the subway, did you text me? 716 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,124 Fuck me then ignore me... Nice one, Jake! 717 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,626 Photo of a dog dressed as a Nazi! 718 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,627 I have chlamydia... 719 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:18,670 Okay, I was joking!!! 720 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,547 I do have HPV though... and I hope it's the one 721 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:25,468 that gives you dick cancer. Emoji of a heart. xxx Renee. 722 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:27,137 Well, that's sort of normal. 723 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,306 You actively stalked someone today, your perception of 724 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,266 normal might be a little skewed, my dear. 725 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:35,228 Okay, you slept with her. Rocked her face. 726 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,313 Yes. With my body. 727 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,063 You didn't call her. 728 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,982 I lost my phone in a cab. 729 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,650 And you unleashed her Khaleesi. 730 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,403 Wait. You mean like Game of Thrones Khaleesi? 731 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:48,325 Yes. Either A) we make multiple babies with you or 732 00:38:48,326