American Pie

or somethin' to make her... 419 00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:11,244 - Orgasm? - Yeah. - What's good here? 420 00:28:11,327 --> 00:28:13,621 - Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What? 421 00:28:13,705 --> 00:28:17,500 - How do you do that? - Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention. 422 00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:20,837 Is that all that you're interested in, tryin' to get your girl into bed? 423 00:28:20,879 --> 00:28:24,174 No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favor. 424 00:28:24,215 --> 00:28:26,676 Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do. 425 00:28:26,718 --> 00:28:30,013 See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify. 426 00:28:30,054 --> 00:28:36,603 - Qualify for what? - My man, you've just inherited the Bible. 427 00:28:36,644 --> 00:28:39,147 It originally started as a sex manual, 428 00:28:39,189 --> 00:28:42,609 this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. 429 00:28:42,692 --> 00:28:45,320 And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy. 430 00:28:45,361 --> 00:28:49,574 Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years. 431 00:28:51,993 --> 00:28:57,248 But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. 432 00:28:57,290 --> 00:29:01,336 All right. So now you know. Good luck. 433 00:29:38,331 --> 00:29:40,667 What was that? 434 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:43,294 - Uh, sorry. - No, it was good. 435 00:29:45,713 --> 00:29:49,175 Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. 436 00:29:49,217 --> 00:29:53,179 Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! 437 00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:55,932 Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, 438 00:29:55,974 --> 00:29:59,144 so keep on it, okay? 439 00:30:09,028 --> 00:30:11,698 Not bad, Chris. 440 00:30:11,781 --> 00:30:14,033 Really? 441 00:30:15,118 --> 00:30:17,454 Thanks, uh, Heather, right? 442 00:30:17,537 --> 00:30:19,456 Yeah. 443 00:30:19,539 --> 00:30:22,041 So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. 444 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:26,796 Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. 445 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,382 I mean, uh, music is so expressive. 446 00:30:29,424 --> 00:30:33,094 Okay. I mean, I agree, but... 447 00:30:33,178 --> 00:30:36,222 aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... 448 00:30:36,306 --> 00:30:40,310 - with your lacrosse stick or something? - Oh, sure. Sure. 449 00:30:40,393 --> 00:30:42,479 You know, I know what people think. It's like, 450 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,607 "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player." 451 00:30:45,690 --> 00:30:48,359 You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like, 452 00:30:48,443 --> 00:30:51,863 - that's not all that I am, you know? - Of course, I didn't... 453 00:30:51,905 --> 00:30:55,867 I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. 454 00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,911 You? 455 00:30:57,994 --> 00:31:00,830 You think I don't get that? 456 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:04,292 God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... 457 00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:08,630 that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss." 458 00:31:08,671 --> 00:31:13,009 Yeah. So, like, what else do you do? 459 00:31:13,093 --> 00:31:16,429 Well, the same things you do, 460 00:31:16,471 --> 00:31:19,474 like hang out with friends and stuff. 461 00:31:19,516 --> 00:31:21,935 - Why? What do you think I do? - Oh, I... 462 00:31:22,018 --> 00:31:25,021 I just realized that I don't know anything about you. 463 00:31:25,105 --> 00:31:30,235 - I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know? 464 00:31:30,318 --> 00:31:33,196 You know, stuff... about you. 465 00:31:35,698 --> 00:31:38,118 All right. 466 00:31:38,201 --> 00:31:42,705 Mom, I'm home! 467 00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:41,347 Oh, yeah. Oh! 468 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:49,189 - Jim! - It's not what it looks like. 469 00:32:55,653 --> 00:32:57,947 Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh... that, uh... 470 00:32:58,865 --> 00:33:01,326 we ate it all. 471 00:33:40,406 --> 00:33:42,784 Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher. 472 00:33:46,746 --> 00:33:48,748 - Nice game. - Nice game. Good game. 473 00:33:52,627 --> 00:33:55,588 Hey, what are you doin' here? 474 00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:59,092 Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. 475 00:33:59,134 --> 00:34:01,719 - You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks. 476 00:34:01,761 --> 00:34:04,764 - Um, Chris... - Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want. 477 00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:07,225 - Do I have to? - You can call me Ostreicher. 478 00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:09,436 - What's your middle name? - Nah, forget it. 479 00:34:09,519 --> 00:34:13,064 - Co...