Another Gay Movie

This, of course, is the deluxe model. 445 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,589 and ah... this is the starter model, of course, 446 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,508 with the handy suction base. 447 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,259 Viola. 448 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,142 "Anal Pleasure and Health"? 449 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,977 Oh, Andy. 450 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,521 This book was VERY informative. 451 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,149 In fact I took the liberty of highlighting some of the... 452 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,360 passages under the chapter "Getting to Know Your Sphincter." 453 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,070 Oh, oh ewwww. 454 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,531 Oh, Andy, Andy Andy. 455 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,035 Being the receptive partner in a homosexual relationship... 456 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,703 is nothing to be ashamed about. 457 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:58,662 Okay? 458 00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,538 Yeah, thank you. 459 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,248 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 460 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,836 In fact, this figure here 7.2 demonstrates the remarkable... 461 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,630 adaptability of the human anus. 462 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,924 Oh My God! 463 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,300 Look... 464 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,218 Yeah! 465 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,719 Okay, Dad - thank you! 466 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,262 That's incredible, isn't it? 467 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,397 What are these? 468 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,776 Oh, those are for your mother. 469 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,903 I sure know her size. 470 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,697 Okay, I thought this went very, very well. 471 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,492 And if you there is anything else that you wish to talk about, 472 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,702 you feel free to come knocking on my door, 473 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,163 or call me, or even text message. 474 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,414 - Okay? - Okay. 475 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,583 Great it's just been great. And ah, we'll talk. 476 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:46,585 Sorry. 477 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:54,134 (baseball pipe organ) 478 00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:01,809 (cheering) 479 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,980 Come on, Andy! 480 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,822 Come on now. 481 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,491 You got it, you got it. 482 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:18,993 Oh yeah. 483 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,498 Strike two! 484 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,709 You can do it, Andy. 485 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,460 You must "fuck-us". 486 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,815 (cheers) 487 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,905 Go Andy, run, run! 488 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,879 (growling) 489 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,422 (record needle scratch) 490 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,883 Strike three, you're out! 491 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,927 Boo! Pussy boy! 492 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,267 (laughs) 493 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,189 Yo. 494 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,815 I'm Beau. 495 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,567 Hey. 496 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,985 Jarod. 497 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,447 So... do you pitch or catch? 498 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:42,409 I pitch. 499 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,288 How 'bout you? 500 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,957 Pitcher, in the streets. 501 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,252 Catcher in the sheets. 502 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,258 Strike one. 503 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:08,143 So, what are the chances of us playing some ball sometime? 504 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,522 What are the chances of you whackin' this ball over that fence? 505 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,330 ♪ I was born this way ♪ 506 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,084 ♪ I am happy I'm carefree ♪ 507 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,211 ♪ And I'm gay ♪ 508 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,171 ♪ I was born this way ♪ 509 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,675 ♪ I'm happy I'm carefree ♪ 510 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,637 ♪ And I'm gay I was born this way ♪ 511 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,141 ♪ I'm happy and carefree ♪ 512 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:51,270 ♪ I'm gay I was born this way ♪ 513 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,281 Did you know the male animal can achieve orgasm... 514 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,742 without even stimulating his shaft? 515 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:10,164 Ah, hello - Did YOU know that Muffler is spreading a rumor... 516 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:16,795 that Mr. Puckov trolls chatroom under screen name "Rodzilla." 517 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,005 HOT! 518 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:24,011 Wish me luck, boys, I just booked a date with baseball boy. 519 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,637 Oh yeah? 520 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,140 What's his name, anyway? 521 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,308 Biff? 522 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,267 Blaine? 523 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,978 BLAND?