About Fate

-I am so sorry. -Oh, no. 832 00:33:33,233 --> 00:33:35,502 I don't know what came over me, I was... 833 00:33:35,571 --> 00:33:36,905 It's totally fine. 834 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:38,903 But, you know, I should get going. (CHUCKLES) 835 00:33:38,972 --> 00:33:40,771 Um... Yeah, I was... I just... 836 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,043 About the wedding... 837 00:33:43,678 --> 00:33:44,775 Oh, that was real? 838 00:33:44,844 --> 00:33:46,616 You probably have plans. 839 00:33:46,685 --> 00:33:48,814 I mean, yeah, you could say that. 840 00:33:48,883 --> 00:33:50,721 Yeah, and I mean, who would... 841 00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,651 who would go to a wedding with a total stranger 842 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,990 on New Year's Eve? 843 00:33:54,059 --> 00:33:55,091 (MOUTHS) 844 00:33:55,761 --> 00:33:59,824 Um... Well, this has, uh, been interesting. 845 00:34:00,627 --> 00:34:04,268 You see, my sister is getting married in about two hours. 846 00:34:04,337 --> 00:34:05,970 And I'm the maid of honor. 847 00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:08,333 And that guy who just left was supposed to be my plus one. 848 00:34:08,402 --> 00:34:10,071 And everyone was like, "Don't get your hopes up." 849 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:11,836 But, what did I do? I went and got my hopes up, 850 00:34:11,904 --> 00:34:14,476 and it's $40 a plate. 851 00:34:14,545 --> 00:34:15,777 And if I show up alone, 852 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,408 I'll have to sit next to an empty chair 853 00:34:17,477 --> 00:34:20,144 surrounded by happy couples and judgy relatives, 854 00:34:20,213 --> 00:34:21,814 and I'll be the last girl standing 855 00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:23,315 when the band starts to play. 856 00:34:23,384 --> 00:34:25,085 And the first girl shoved out onto the dance floor 857 00:34:25,153 --> 00:34:27,825 to catch that stupid overpriced bouquet. 858 00:34:27,894 --> 00:34:32,959 And I mean, I would rather die a slow and painful death 859 00:34:33,028 --> 00:34:35,028 than participate in that humiliating 860 00:34:35,097 --> 00:34:36,799 sexist <i>Hunger Games</i> tradition... 861 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:39,202 You know? I just... Aah! (CHUCKLES) 862 00:34:39,271 --> 00:34:40,470 GRIFFIN: Ah... 863 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:43,205 Look, I, um... I really can't. 864 00:34:43,641 --> 00:34:45,039 I really... I really can't. 865 00:34:46,443 --> 00:34:47,542 No, of course. 866 00:34:47,611 --> 00:34:48,839 I mean, I sound psycho. 867 00:34:48,908 --> 00:34:50,682 No, no, not at all. 868 00:34:51,282 --> 00:34:52,651 Um... 869 00:34:54,783 --> 00:34:56,052 <i>Breakfast at Tiffany's?</i> 870 00:34:56,822 --> 00:34:59,216 MARGOT: Oh, yeah. It's my favorite movie. 871 00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,220 My cat's name is Cat. (CHUCKLES) 872 00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:02,854 Mine too. 873 00:35:02,922 --> 00:35:04,122 You have a cat named Cat? 874 00:35:04,191 --> 00:35:06,061 No, uh, <i>Breakfast at Tiffany's.</i> 875 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:08,264 I have a<i> Breakfast</i> <i>at Tiffany's</i> poster 876 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,362 in my kitchen. 877 00:35:09,731 --> 00:35:11,263 My cat is named Ted. 878 00:35:12,798 --> 00:35:14,134 (CHUCKLES) 879 00:35:16,469 --> 00:35:20,243 Well, anyway, um, thanks for not calling the cops. 880 00:35:20,312 --> 00:35:21,338 Yeah, thanks 881 00:35:21,407 --> 00:35:22,873 -for not murdering me. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 882 00:35:22,942 --> 00:35:25,981 Okay, well, goodbye. 883 00:35:29,255 --> 00:35:30,214 (DOOR SHUTS) 884 00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:32,620 -(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) -(WHIMPERS) 885 00:35:32,688 --> 00:35:35,122 (SCREAMS THROUGH CUSHION) 886 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,795 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 887 00:35:38,727 --> 00:35:40,057 -Yes? -Hey. 888 00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:42,327 Uh, I just, I forgot my bag. 889 00:35:43,196 --> 00:35:44,632 -Oh. Oh. -It's right over there. 890 00:35:44,701 --> 00:35:46,132 -Sure. -Thank you. 891 00:35:46,201 --> 00:35:49,171 Thank you and I'm sorry about all this. 892 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,842 But, um, 893 00:35:51,344 --> 00:35:52,836 yeah. Goodbye, again. 894 00:35:52,905 --> 00:35:54,440 Yeah. Goodbye. 895 00:35:54,509 --> 00:35:55,747 Forever. 896 00:36:01,881 --> 00:36:03,755 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 897 00:36:05,385 --> 00:36:08,460 Okay, I just, I'd have to leave by 8:00. 898 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:11,389 (GASPS) Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 899 00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:13,224 -Thank you, thank you. -It's okay. All right. 900 00:36:13,293 --> 00:36:15,032 -Thank you, thank you. -Yes, yes. 901 00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:17,764 How are you gonna explain bringing me to this wedding? 902 00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:19,400 I'm not. You'll be Kip. 903 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,871 Wait, you want me to pretend to be the dick who just left? 904 00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:24,503 Please