My Old Lady

00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:54,758 <i>Bravo. Brava.</i> And what are you reading, Jean-Christophe? 517 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,261 I'm reading <i> Ulysse</i> by James Joyce. 518 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,031 Oh. But it's <i> Ulysses.</i> 519 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,034 <i>Ulysses.</i> 520 00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:06,369 <i>Ulysses.</i> 521 00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,640 - Can you? - <i> Ulysses.</i> 522 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,910 <i>Ulysses.</i> Such difficult language. 523 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:18,215 But well worth the struggle. 524 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,416 Yes, Florence? 525 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,385 What is the meaning of the word "wang"? 526 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:24,988 "Wang?" 527 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,490 Well, it's, um... 528 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:30,160 it's an Oriental dynasty. 529 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,895 Why? What are you reading? 530 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:37,234 A <i> roman </i> by a young disciple of Philip Roth... Philip Roth. 531 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:40,170 Well, what is the context? 532 00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,406 "His blood-filled wang... 533 00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:45,675 was in her 'mouse'... 534 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:49,346 when the tea-kettle whistle whistled." 535 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,449 Ah. <i>C'est du porno.</i> 536 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,287 Oh. <i>C'est du porno.</i> 537 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,589 Also, Florence... "Mouth." 538 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:02,159 "Mouth." 539 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,660 "Mouse." 540 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,695 "Mouse" is a little thing. 541 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:09,099 "In her mouth." 542 00:36:09,101 --> 00:36:11,134 "In her mouth"? Yes. 543 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:12,869 Oh. 544 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,554 Oh! 545 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,289 Sorry! Nearly done. 546 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,124 I'm done! 547 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:36,726 It's all yours. 548 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,265 Okay. 549 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:51,975 "Café Colbert at 2:00." 550 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,411 Okay. 551 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,213 So, if I can't sell my old lady, and I can't sell my 552 00:36:56,215 --> 00:37:00,083 apartment, can I sell the contract? 553 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,252 Uh, <i> oui, oui, oui.</i> 554 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:05,155 When someone can afford a high-end apartment, 555 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:09,426 they rarely want involvement in a <i> viager </i> situation. 556 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,862 Why is there only one toilet in such a big apartment? 557 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,931 One toilet is the French way. 558 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,766 French people love eating, 559 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,169 but pooing isn't so important. 560 00:37:19,171 --> 00:37:22,339 The old lady probably has her own toilet downstairs. 561 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:25,609 What if I get the Girards to agree... 562 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,111 to split the apartment into two apartments? 563 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:31,448 They keep the top floor, and I get you to sell the bottom floor for me. 564 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:36,853 No problem, if we can find a buyer who accepts a <i> viager </i> contract. 565 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:40,390 <i>Compliqué.</i> 566 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:42,759 The French guy I told you about? 567 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,527 François something. 568 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:46,963 He's, uh, very hot to buy the apartment. 569 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,432 And I'm meeting the daughter at 2:00 at a café. 570 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,469 I invited him to join us so I can propose this split idea. 571 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:55,772 I'd be anxious to know. Did you tell him about the old lady's age? 572 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,974 Yeah. Nothing seems to scare him. 573 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,478 Of course not. It's a good age, a good address. 574 00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:06,216 Where do you live, Lefebvre? 575 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,855 I live in the blood of Paris. 576 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,802 <i>Your coat's torn.</i> 577 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,204 Oh, yeah. It is. 578 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:34,644 Has, uh, François Roy contacted you yet? 579 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,079 "France Wah-Wah?" 580 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:38,748 A man called François Roy will be contacting you... 581 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,250 regarding the sale of the apartment. 582 00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:42,852 Yes. He already... He already called me. In New York. 583 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:45,822 We Skyped. Hmm. 584 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:49,259 Be careful with him. He's a snake. 585 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:52,862 Uh, Mademoiselle Girard, I think we're about to have a little problem. 586 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,491 It's a pleasure to meet you face-to-face, Mr. Gold. 587 00: