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00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:19,230 What, are we having an indoor picnic? 521 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:24,270 Gloria needed some stuff for her place. I wouldn't make a big deal, okay? 522 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,150 Lt's all right, Geraldo. Your mother's not bad... 523 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,910 ...she's just temporarily insane. That's why she took our silverware. 524 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:35,870 Great. I think you cheered him up. That was very good. 525 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,960 Geraldo, Geraldo. Stay. 526 00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:40,920 Sit. 527 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:46,920 We are all depressed in this family. We'll stay depressed together. No "leavsies." 528 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:51,010 Our mom came here to tell us what was going on with her... 529 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,890 ...to explain about moving to our father's. 530 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:58,390 Look. I think the best thing here is... 531 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,480 ...we all just talk openly about our situation, right? 532 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,980 Lt's the healthiest thing to do. 533 00:36:04,270 --> 00:36:06,110 All right, Spike. 534 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,990 What do you have to say on the family situation? 535 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,570 I talked to Mom when she came for the other kitchen stuff. 536 00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:15,620 What other stuff? She just took the silverware. 537 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:18,580 - It was her silverware. - So who said it wasn't? 538 00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:22,330 Did I say it wasn't her silverware now? Did I? No, no, no. 539 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,960 - Yes, you did. - I said she was insane. 540 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:28,170 I did not say she was a crook. I know the difference. 541 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:34,590 Willy Sutton was a crook. Hitler was insane. Ophelia was not a crook. 542 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,350 What the hell was that about? 543 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:39,970 You ask people what's on their minds and you don't listen. 544 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,520 Yeah? I do that. I know it. 545 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:57,330 I'm a rotten, irresponsible man, Debbie, and I beg you to forgive me. 546 00:36:57,490 --> 00:37:02,120 - My father hates us. - No. That's not true, Deb. No. 547 00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:05,420 I've never even met his new wife. 548 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,800 She's nice. I met her. I had a drink with them. 549 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,680 She was real nice, Deb. She's excited to see you. 550 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,720 - That's not true. - She'll be back. 551 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:21,600 You're not my father any more than Lefty was or Juan-Philippe was. 552 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:26,400 My mom's not coming back. She never comes back. 553 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,940 She just leaves. 554 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:33,570 I'm so sick of this. Do you know that? 555 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,700 I can imagine. 556 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,740 - No, you can't imagine. - No? 557 00:37:38,910 --> 00:37:41,490 I am really sick of it. 558 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:46,580 I've got one natural sister, seven stepbrothers and seven stepsisters. 559 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:51,000 I've got more than 20 aunts and 26 uncles, precisely. 560 00:37:51,170 --> 00:37:55,220 I've got more than nine grandparents and five great-grandparents. 561 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,180 I've got more than 200 cousins in America alone. 562 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,140 When are you gonna stop this, huh? 563 00:38:06,310 --> 00:38:07,650 Huh? 564 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:10,820 I don't wanna live in Greenwich, Connecticut. 565 00:38:12,610 --> 00:38:14,570 Neither does Bonnie. 566 00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:19,990 But we're gonna, Ivan. We're gonna. 567 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:27,830 What happens if we hate it? Then what? 568 00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:30,130 You're certainly in a bind there. 569 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,300 You certainly are. 570 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:36,630 I wouldn't ever get married. 571 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:41,300 Even if you paid me $ 150. 572 00:38:41,470 --> 00:38:43,180 Never. 573 00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:49,560 Not in my whole entire life. And that's a promise too. 574 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,110 You know, I guess l'll make a lot of friends in Daytona. 575 00:38:58,610 --> 00:39:01,530 I mean, it's not like l'm really gonna be alone, Ivan. 576 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:06,750 I mean, there's all my dad's other kids and all. There's a whole team too, right? 577 00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,880 I guess l'll have plenty of friends. 578 00:39:15,050 --> 00:39:19,630 You're invited to stay here, Spike. You know? 579 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,760 I want you to know that. 580 00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:24,970 You always got a home if I got one. 581 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:29,480 When your mo