Unlucky in love, chemist Paul Matthews visits gypsy Madame Rosa for help. Quickly realizing he is a hopeless nerd, she gifts him with Love Potion No. 8, which makes anyone who wears it irresistible to the opposite sex for four hours. Paul and animal psychologist coworker Diane Farrow decide to test it on themselves. The awkward pair suddenly find themselves alluring to anyone they approach, but soon realize they are most attracted to each other.
Love Potion No. 9 is a Comedy, Romance, Fantasy film released in 1992.
4 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,719
This is an Alta Pazzoli.
479
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:00,000
I know.
480
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,360
I am Enrico Pazzoli.
481
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,000
I own the company
that manufactures this car.
482
00:32:08,401 --> 00:32:09,721
Thank you.
483
00:32:14,282 --> 00:32:17,563
The governor is giving
a little party this evening.
484
00:32:17,643 --> 00:32:20,403
I have nobody to accompany me.
485
00:32:20,483 --> 00:32:22,324
Would you please come with me?
486
00:32:25,804 --> 00:32:28,005
I... I really
don't think so.
487
00:32:28,085 --> 00:32:29,245
Why? Are you married?
488
00:32:29,325 --> 00:32:30,485
No, no.
489
00:32:30,565 --> 00:32:32,566
You are engaged?
You have a fiance?
490
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:33,526
No, no.
491
00:32:33,606 --> 00:32:34,966
A lover?
A boyfriend?
492
00:32:35,046 --> 00:32:36,086
Um... no.
493
00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,086
A girlfriend?
494
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,047
No!
495
00:32:38,127 --> 00:32:40,167
Then, uh, your
grandmother is sick,
496
00:32:40,247 --> 00:32:41,927
and you must stay with her?
497
00:32:42,007 --> 00:32:42,888
She's dead.
498
00:32:42,968 --> 00:32:43,848
I'm sorry.
499
00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:45,848
It's ok.
She died 20 years ago.
500
00:32:45,928 --> 00:32:48,369
Then why don't you come with me?
501
00:33:06,012 --> 00:33:07,212
Buona sera.
502
00:33:13,093 --> 00:33:15,373
Is something wrong?
503
00:33:18,214 --> 00:33:20,374
You're wearing a tuxedo.
504
00:33:20,454 --> 00:33:21,335
Oh, of course.
505
00:33:21,415 --> 00:33:22,695
The party's a formal affair.
506
00:33:22,775 --> 00:33:24,375
Didn't I tell you?
507
00:33:24,455 --> 00:33:25,335
No.
508
00:33:25,415 --> 00:33:27,096
Ohh...
I'm sorry.
509
00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:28,216
I'm so sorry.
510
00:33:28,296 --> 00:33:30,136
But we have plenty of time.
511
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,576
Please, put on a gown.
512
00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:33,497
I will be happy to wait.
513
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:39,178
I don't own a gown.
514
00:34:09,663 --> 00:34:12,264
Royalty usually arrives
after the guests.
515
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:16,585
However, Prince Geoffrey didn't
want to miss meeting any of the girls.
516
00:34:58,512 --> 00:34:59,713
It is all right.
517
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,153
Don't be afraid.
518
00:35:02,353 --> 00:35:04,033
You look, uh...
519
00:35:04,113 --> 00:35:05,474
Maravigliosa.
520
00:35:13,395 --> 00:35:15,556
And in the alpha males,
serotonin receptor levels
521
00:35:15,636 --> 00:35:17,316
were found to be up-regulated,
522
00:35:17,396 --> 00:35:18,796
in situ hybridization has shown
523
00:35:18,836 --> 00:35:20,917
that they will co-localize
with dopamine.
524
00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:27,238
What's the difference between
ignorance and indifference?
525
00:35:27,318 --> 00:35:29,158
I don't know, and I don't care.
526
00:35:51,602 --> 00:35:53,443
Enrico, thank you.
527
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:54,443
Good night.
528
00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:57,123
Oh, my God.
529
00:36:00,084 --> 00:36:01,124
Oh...
530
00:36:32,730 --> 00:36:36,971
Hello.
You have 67 messages.
531
00:37:55,145 --> 00:37:59,306
♪ All my friends
know the low rider... ♪
532
00:37:59,386 --> 00:38:01,506
Fahrvergnügen.
533
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:04,587
♪ The low rider ♪
534
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:05,827
♪ Is a little higher ♪
535
00:38:11,948 --> 00:38:12,868
Hi.
536
00:38:15,949 --> 00:38:17,389
My name's Cheryl.
537
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:23,070
Aren't you going to
tell me your name?
538
00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:24,590
Paul.
539
00:38:26,111 --> 00:38:28,431
Why are you looking
at me like that?
540
00:38:28,511 --> 00:38:31,752
I'm just curious to
what you're thinking.
541
00:38:31,832 --> 00:38:33,792
I'm not going to tell you.
542
00:38:33,872 --> 00:38:36,552
♪ The low rider ♪
543
00:38:36,592 --> 00:38:39,473
I prefer to be a bit mysterious.
544
00:38:39,553 --> 00:38:40,873
Oh.
545
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,834
Do you like mysterious girls?
546
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:47,915
No.
547
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:49,675
Oh.
548
00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:52,635
What kind of girls do you like?
549
00:38:52,715 --> 00:38:53,796
Honest and direct.
550
00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:55,276
I don't like mystery.
551
00:38:57,076 --> 00:39:00,397
Oh, I... I was just kidding
about the mystery part.
552
00:39:00,437 --> 00:39:01,357
Oh, yeah.
553
00:39:01,397 --> 00:39:02,637
I can be direct.
554
00:39:04,198 --> 00:39:06,958
I can be very direct.
555
00:39:07,038 --> 00:39:08,238
♪ The low rider... ♪
556
00:39:08,278 --> 00:39:09,839
Yeah.
557
00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:11,799
In fact, I can be so direct,
558
00:39:11,879 --> 00:39:13,999
it would scare you.
559
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:29,562
Are you scared?
560
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,403
Nope
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