When We First Met

624 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,388 Stalkers wear, like, trench coats and no underwear. 625 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,141 And I am clearly wearing underwear. Look. 626 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,560 - Oh, my God! Get out! - Rape! Rape! 627 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,396 Rape? Why would you say rape? It’s not r... 628 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690 - Carrie! - What we have tonight... 629 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,775 that was cosmic, right? 630 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,152 Don’t touch her, asshole! 631 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:27,862 “Don’t touch her asshole”? 632 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,908 Yes, Carrie! Hit him! Hit him! 633 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,701 Hit him harder! 634 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,329 Hit him in the balls! Hit him in the dick! 635 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,170 Oh, my God. 636 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,590 Oh. 637 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,409 Whoo. 638 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:18,287 Oh, looks like today’s apology day. 639 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,045 One sec! 640 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,133 - Hi. Can I help you? - Hey, man, I just... 641 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,760 I wanted to come by and apologize for me at the party. 642 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,929 Oh, you’re here for the party. Uh, cool. 643 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,348 Yeah. Come on in. We’re still setting up, but, uh... 644 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,517 - You’re having another party? - Grab a drink. 645 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,520 You must be one of Avery’s friends. Avery, your first guest is here. 646 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:47,275 So, you guys go to high school together, or... Wait. Northwestern? 647 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,193 - I’m coming. - What? 648 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,946 Oh, my God. 649 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,906 Hi. 650 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,783 - Oh, my God. - What? 651 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,952 You know what? I’m gonna go. 652 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,996 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 653 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,708 It burns! 654 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,669 It’s him! 655 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,130 - It’s who? Who? - Carrie! 656 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,382 - It’s who? - Oh, my God, he’s back! 657 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,301 No, it’s a misunderstanding! 658 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,347 Why do you keep hitting me with trees? 659 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,726 That’s the guy from three years ago! That’s the stalker from Halloween! 660 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,186 That’s the stalker? 661 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,402 You don’t understand. We’re old friends, Ethan! 662 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,196 How do you know my name? 663 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,782 How do you know my name, stalker? 664 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,159 You’re right. I am a stalker. 665 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,120 A-And I’m crazy, and I’ve got a bomb. 666 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,832 - He’s got a bomb. - You’re right! I’ve got a bomb! 667 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,292 I’ve got a bomb! 668 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,670 I-It’s fine. I’m sorry my bomb threat ruined your magical evening. 669 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,547 Have a great life. 670 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,677 Yeah? You’d better come back with more than a bomb next time, pal! 671 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,097 Ethan! <i>Less</i> than a bomb. 672 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,641 Less than a bomb! 673 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,192 Okay. 674 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,319 So, you woke up here. 675 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,154 How did you get here? 676 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,574 Look for clues. 677 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:25,123 Okay. 678 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,335 Peppermint patty. ChapStick. 679 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,881 A receipt? 680 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843 For the peppermint patty and the ChapStick. 681 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,477 Oh, my God. 682 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,855 The photo booth. 683 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,525 - Oh, shit. Sorry. - Dude! 684 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,279 - What kind of car do you drive? - An Impreza. Why? 685 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,991 Yeah, that’s the one. It’s getting towed right now, so you have time. Save it. 686 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,826 That’s my mom’s car. 687 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,661 Well, your mom has a sick whip. 688 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,664 All right, come on. 689 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:11,711 Come on. Take me. Take me, take me, take me. 690 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,966 Take me, take me... 691 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,098 Holy shit. 692 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,351 Oh, I owned your ass, space-time continuum. 693 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,229 I traveled through time. 694 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,565 - Max? <i>- Yo. What up?</i> 695 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,066 Hey, what’s up, man? 696 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,611 Uh, I know you got a big date tonight,