Love, Weddings & Other Disasters

692 00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:50,821 Coming! 693 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,391 Olga, why do you not open the freaking door? 694 00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,292 I was asleep, what you think?! 695 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,795 Take a pee! 696 00:29:58,561 --> 00:30:01,131 Ugh! Ah! 697 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,537 What's the problem? Who is that?! 698 00:30:06,569 --> 00:30:09,139 Get under the bed! Very sorry! 699 00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:14,011 Come here, my little pirogue. 700 00:30:14,044 --> 00:30:16,047 You're drunk. Go home. 701 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:17,247 Ah, gimme kiss. 702 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,349 I have no kisses for drunk people. 703 00:30:19,383 --> 00:30:21,184 Kisses. Come on. 704 00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:22,452 We've been over this... 705 00:30:22,486 --> 00:30:24,021 Oh! 706 00:30:24,054 --> 00:30:25,857 Not open for business! 707 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:27,391 Please, gimme me big hug. 708 00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:31,929 You open. 709 00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:33,865 It's not even open for discussion! 710 00:30:39,403 --> 00:30:41,873 It wasn't history that called them the Minutemen, 711 00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:43,173 it was their wives. 712 00:30:45,108 --> 00:30:46,910 Are you a Yankees fan? 713 00:30:46,943 --> 00:30:50,147 What's the difference between a Yankee and a baby? 714 00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:53,384 A baby stops crying after a while. 715 00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:54,584 Boom! Got him! 716 00:30:58,288 --> 00:31:01,025 Oh, Victor. Victor, left, left, left, left. 717 00:31:08,365 --> 00:31:13,104 Um, sorry about that, I thought I saw someone I knew. 718 00:31:13,136 --> 00:31:14,672 Well, actually, I have a question. 719 00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:17,407 Have any of you seen, um... 720 00:31:17,441 --> 00:31:21,312 a girl with a glass slipper tattoo on her neck? 721 00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:25,383 Asking because she actually did one of my tours, and... 722 00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:30,355 She was real magical. She had a wonderful smile. 723 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:32,990 She's about this tall. 724 00:31:34,357 --> 00:31:37,028 She left this. 725 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:44,402 All right, so, yes, if you see the tavern over there, 726 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:47,971 Betty Ross actually drew the first image 727 00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:49,707 of the American flag 728 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:52,943 on a cocktail napkin. What! 729 00:31:57,114 --> 00:31:58,649 Yoo-hoo. 730 00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:00,183 Ah! What? 731 00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:01,719 Is safe. 732 00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:03,287 - He's gone? - Yes. 733 00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:04,288 Come out. 734 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:07,390 Who the hell was that? 735 00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:08,591 - Nobody. - Nobody? 736 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,528 - Nobody. - Is that a wig? 737 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,562 - No, it's my hair. - But you're a brunette. 738 00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:15,633 No, that is wig. That's classier for the TV show. 739 00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:17,100 Ooh. 740 00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:21,005 - You have a roommate? - No. 741 00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:22,306 You have to be at work today? 742 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:23,273 No, maybe tonight, later. 743 00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:25,041 You have night court? 744 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,278 No, I haven't been to that one since last year. 745 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,446 What kind of law do you practice again? 746 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,481 No practice. I was arrested. 747 00:32:31,515 --> 00:32:33,184 - For what? - Dancing. 748 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,152 - You're a dancer? - Yes. 749 00:32:35,184 --> 00:32:37,053 - Ballet? - No. 750 00:32:37,086 --> 00:32:38,455 - Broadway? - Exotic. 751 00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,156 - Stripper? - Exotic. 752 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:43,661 - So, you're not Svetlana? - Just for the TV show. 753 00:32:43,693 --> 00:32:45,695 - And you're not Natasha? - Just for the dancing. 754 00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:47,064 Of course, for the dancing. 755 00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:48,699 You're blonde, not a brunette. 756 00:32:48,731 --> 00:32:51,201 Not a lawyer, but a stripper, and Zhopa is your pimp. 757 00:32:51,234 --> 00:32:53,436 Do not say that. 758 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,373 I am a dancer, not a hooker. 759 00:32:55,405 --> 00:32:57,407 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to figure it out. 760 00:32:57,441 --> 00:32:59,576 Zhopa is managing club where I'm working. 761 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,144 He's dangerous person. 762 00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:02,546 Zhopa mafia? 763 00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:03,780 No. 764 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:05,115 Yes. 765 00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:06,683 Perfect. 766 00:33:06,717 --> 00:33:09,053 We can no let him knowing about this. 767 00:33:09,086 --> 00:33:11,322 - Or he'll kill you? - Us. 768 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:13,223 Olga. 769 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:17,061 Olga, did you ever consider the very slight possibility 770 00:33:17,094 --> 00:33:18,662 that he might find out about us 771 00:33:18,694 --> 00:33:21,031 when the show goes