The King of Comedy

00:38:44,945 --> 00:38:46,321 [MEN CHEERING] 558 00:38:53,662 --> 00:38:55,747 Come on down! 559 00:38:59,543 --> 00:39:02,087 -MAN: Hi, Jerry. How are you? -Hi there. 560 00:39:02,254 --> 00:39:05,299 WOMAN: Morris, you will not believe who's coming down here. 561 00:39:05,465 --> 00:39:08,677 Jerry Langford, right? Morris, please hold on. 562 00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:12,264 Jerry, could you please sign my magazine for me? 563 00:39:12,431 --> 00:39:16,268 You're just wonderful. I've watched you your entire career. 564 00:39:16,435 --> 00:39:21,773 Would you say something to my nephew Morris on the phone? He's in the hospital. 565 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:25,943 -I'm sorry. I'm late. -I hope you get cancer! 566 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:28,112 Jerry? 567 00:39:28,279 --> 00:39:30,406 I can't. I'm late. 568 00:39:56,682 --> 00:39:57,808 [HORN HONKING] 569 00:40:35,804 --> 00:40:37,222 Yes, sir? Oh, hi. 570 00:40:37,389 --> 00:40:39,641 -Hi. How are you? -Not bad. 571 00:40:39,808 --> 00:40:42,394 Good, good. I'm fine. 572 00:40:43,979 --> 00:40:47,232 -Can I help you? -Yes. I'd like to see Jerry, please. 573 00:40:47,399 --> 00:40:49,401 You are… 574 00:40:49,566 --> 00:40:51,694 Pupkin. Rupert Pupkin. 575 00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:56,782 Mr. Potkin is here. That's right. 576 00:40:57,574 --> 00:40:58,951 Okay. 577 00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:01,245 She'll be with you in a minute. 578 00:41:01,745 --> 00:41:03,414 -Who's that? -Miss Long. 579 00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:07,918 Oh, well, I'd prefer to see Jerry. 580 00:41:08,085 --> 00:41:10,170 Miss Long will take care of you. 581 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:12,589 Okay. I'll wait right here. 582 00:41:19,596 --> 00:41:22,891 And as a surprise to Rupert for being on the show with us tonight 583 00:41:22,975 --> 00:41:27,563 we'd like to present to you someone in a form that we've never presented before. 584 00:41:27,730 --> 00:41:32,109 A mystery guest. Would you please welcome our mystery guest? Let's hear it for him. 585 00:41:32,276 --> 00:41:33,943 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 586 00:41:42,952 --> 00:41:45,204 Jerry, this is the mystery guest? 587 00:41:45,371 --> 00:41:47,123 This is the mystery guest. 588 00:41:47,999 --> 00:41:50,251 Let me see if I can place him. I think I know. 589 00:41:50,418 --> 00:41:53,129 -Don't you remember me? -No, I don't. 590 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:56,966 -I'm George Kapp. -George Kapp. My high-school principal! 591 00:41:57,133 --> 00:41:59,635 -You guessed it. -Well, how are you? 592 00:41:59,802 --> 00:42:02,930 You used to fail me. What do you have him on the show for? He's an enemy, heh. 593 00:42:03,014 --> 00:42:04,057 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 594 00:42:04,223 --> 00:42:06,100 -Only because you deserved it. -Oh, thank you. 595 00:42:06,184 --> 00:42:08,352 But I'm a justice of the peace now. 596 00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:10,980 -I perform weddings. -Do you? 597 00:42:12,315 --> 00:42:13,858 Jerry. 598 00:42:16,485 --> 00:42:19,029 Jerry, what are you doing? I can't believe this. 599 00:42:19,196 --> 00:42:21,239 Believe it. It's part of the surprise. 600 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:23,396 How would the audience like to see the 601 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,827 King of Comedy marry his queen on the show? 602 00:42:25,994 --> 00:42:28,747 I can't believe it. I don't know what to say! 603 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,500 He's too much. He's too much. 604 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,294 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 605 00:42:56,024 --> 00:42:59,027 [PLAYING WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS"] 606 00:43:43,695 --> 00:43:48,700 KAPP: Dearly beloved, when Rupert here was a student at Clifton High School 607 00:43:48,867 --> 00:43:54,581 none of us… Myself, his teachers, his classmates. 608 00:43:54,747 --> 00:43:58,251 …Dreamt that he would amount to a hill of beans. 609 00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:02,213 But we were wrong. And you, Rupert, you were right. 610 00:44:03,590 --> 00:44:08,136 And that's why tonight, before the entire nation 611 00:44:08,303 --> 00:44:12,432 we'd like to apologize to you personally, 612 00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:15,935 and to beg your forgiveness for… 613 00:44:16,102 --> 00:44:18,980 For all the things we did to you. 614 00:44:19,397 --> 00:44:22,901 And we'd like to thank you personally, all of us, 615 00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:28,113 for the meaning you've given our lives. 616 00:44:29,072 --> 00:44:33,452 Please accept our warmest wishes, Rita and Rupert, 617 00:44:34,494 --> 00:44:37,998 for a long and successful reign together. 618 00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:44,046 We'll be back to marry them right after this word. 619 00:44:47,132 --> 00:44:48,467 Mr. Pupkin. 620 00:44:48,634 --> 00:44:50,051 -How are you today? -I'm fine. 621 00:44:50,135 --> 00:44:51,762 Good, good. 622 00:44:51,929 --> 00:44:55,348 I wanna thank you for your t...