Six Degrees of Separation

565 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:59,150 And the new Van Gogh the Museum of Modern Art got. 566 00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:02,750 And the irises that sold for $53.9 million. 567 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:08,550 And, wishing a Van Gogh was mine, I looked at my English hand-lasted shoes, 568 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:14,050 and thought of Van Gogh's tragic shoes, and remembered me as I was - 569 00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:17,150 a painter losing a painting. 570 00:39:19,550 --> 00:39:21,050 So. This morning. 571 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:25,450 I sat in the kitchen, happily doing the crossword puzzle in ink. 572 00:39:25,650 --> 00:39:27,350 Everybody does it in ink. 573 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:31,250 I've never met one person who didn't say they didn't do it in ink. 574 00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:35,750 I sat there happily doing the puzzle. I looked at the time. It was nearly seven. 575 00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:40,750 And Paul had to meet his father, and I didn't want him to be late. 576 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:43,150 (groaning) 577 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:44,650 Paul? 578 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,950 - Paul? - (groaning) 579 00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,150 Paul, are you OK? 580 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,950 Paul? 581 00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:56,050 What the fuck's goin' on here? Who the fuck are you? 582 00:39:56,650 --> 00:39:58,550 Flan! 583 00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:01,150 Flan! 584 00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:03,050 (Flan) Ouisa? 585 00:40:03,051 --> 00:40:04,750 What is it? 586 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:09,650 - God! There's someone in the house. - Someone's in the...? 587 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:13,050 - Yes, hello? - Frank? I need help up here right away. 588 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:18,150 - Hey. How you doin'? - My God! 589 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,450 Ho-ho-ho! 590 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:24,150 Nice stuff! 591 00:40:24,450 --> 00:40:27,550 - Fancy chair. - Oh! Ouisa! Argh! 592 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:31,450 - I can explain. - You went out and picked up this thing? 593 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:36,650 You brought this thing into our house?! Thing! Thing! Get out of my house! 594 00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:39,350 - Stop it! He might have a gun! - A gun?! 595 00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:42,250 Yeah, I might have a gun. I might have a knife! 596 00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:44,050 Oh! Ouisa! 597 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:51,550 Get out! Get out! Get out! 598 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,050 Take your clothes and go back to the gutter! 599 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:56,750 Take it easy with my pants! 600 00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:03,850 - Fuck you! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 601 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:06,250 - Please, don't tell my father. - Just go. 602 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,250 - I got so lonely and so afraid... - Give me back my $50. 603 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:11,950 I spent it. You had so much. I couldn't be alone! 604 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,350 Get out. 605 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:16,450 - Get out. - Everything all right? 606 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:20,550 Of course everything's all right. Make sure they leave - by the back door. 607 00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:22,450 I'm so sorry. 608 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,750 (gasping) 609 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,250 - My God! - Is anything gone? 610 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:32,750 - How can I look? I'm shaking. - I wanna know if anything's gone. 611 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:36,250 - Calm down. - We could've been killed. The Kandinsky! 612 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:39,750 Kandinsky! Oh, no, there it is. The silver Victorian inkwell. 613 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:43,950 - How can you think about things?! - Thank God. There's the inkwell. 614 00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:46,150 Silver jaguar. 615 00:41:47,450 --> 00:41:50,350 - Why? - Slashed. Throats slashed. 616 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:52,950 There's the Degas. 617 00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:56,650 Go to bed at night happy and then murdered. Would we have woken up? 618 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,950 We're alive. 619 00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:03,250 And that's that. 620 00:42:03,650 --> 00:42:05,150 Well, it's not. 621 00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:09,950 I think we could tell if someone was here. 622 00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:11,950 - We didn't all night. - (phone rings) 623 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:16,250 Oh! No, don't. Don't pick up that phone. It's him! 624 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:20,350 - Hello? - Flanders? 625 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:21,550 Geoffrey! 626 00:42:21,650 --> 00:42:26,850 I've been thinking. Those Japs really want the C�zanne. They'll pay. 627 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,550 You can depend on me for an additional overcall of 250. 628 00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:33,450 250,000? 629 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:38,450 And I was thinking, for South Africa, what about a black American film festival? 630 00:42:38,850 --> 00:42:40,950 With this Spike Lee you have now. 631 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42: