Puff, Puff, Pass

507 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,248 I guess we're gonna have to watch <i>The Shank</i> after group. 508 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,383 - Group? - Who you think we're grouping anyway? 509 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,625 I don't know, but I wouldn't mind grouping Montana's ass. 510 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:38,200 Oh, hey, real quick. You were kidding earlier, right? 511 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,697 About what? 512 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:42,740 When you said that Andy Dufresne gets raped in <i>The Shank.</i> 513 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,274 You're kidding. 514 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,175 Andy Dufresne does not get raped in <i>The Shank.</i> 515 00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,041 Come on, man. Of course he does. 516 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:52,549 I've seen the movie like 100 times and I have never seen that. 517 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:55,586 What do you mean? It's like a major plot point. 518 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:58,383 It's the whole reason he decides to escape prison. 519 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,048 It's his motive. 520 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,619 Tim Robbins gets ass-fucked? 521 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:11,294 Maybe TNT doesn't show that part. How does he live with himself? 522 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,461 It's a movie, Larry. 523 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,027 <i>Group in one minute.</i> 524 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,139 But it only happens once, right? 525 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,473 Okay... 526 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:25,147 let's welcome Heavens House's newest family members... 527 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,706 Andy and Red. 528 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,320 Nice. Okay, why don't you guys all just introduce yourselves, huh? 529 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,586 To our newest patients? Otis, you start. 530 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,252 Okay, all right. 531 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,929 Otis Jackson, Jr. here. 532 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,499 I'm an Aquarius with Capricorn tendencies. 533 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,494 I'm just playing. 534 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:51,437 I guess I'm your regular garden-variety, straight-up dope fiend. 535 00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:54,972 Been addicted to crack, smack, uppers, downers... 536 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,804 booze, gambling, hookers. 537 00:31:56,881 --> 00:32:00,817 Hell, you name it, I either sniffed it, shot it, smoked it... 538 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,576 or screwed it. 539 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,648 All right! Otis, my man! That's what I'm talking about, brother. Right on. 540 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,821 Everybody, let's settle down, okay? 541 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,292 Let's just try and keep it real simple. 542 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:16,555 Heather. 543 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,494 Hello, my name is Heather... 544 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:23,438 and I've been addicted to food, drugs... 545 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,167 men. 546 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,744 But, I guess I'm really just a booze hound at heart. Okay. 547 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,376 Jeff. 548 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:41,990 Jeff J. Johnson, Esquire. I have my own law practice. 549 00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:46,051 I'm your basic tweaker. You know, crystal, speed, junk. 550 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,825 Anything to crank me up. 551 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,594 It's all good. 552 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,964 David. 553 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,031 Yo, what's up? I'm Dave. 554 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:59,368 And I ain't no damn drug addict. 555 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:03,873 Andy? 556 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,874 Hi, my name is Andy. 557 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:11,017 And I put down weed as my drug of choice. 558 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,488 Bingo. 559 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,148 I don't have any STDs... 560 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,556 although the skin of my entire ball bag fell off, one time. 561 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,562 And Red and I have our own "tiny classified ads" business. 562 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,731 Well, that's great, Andy. 563 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,610 Ads for what? 564 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:36,572 Well, you see, Linda, that's not the point. 565 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:38,114 It's complex. 566 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,508 Okay. 567 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:41,946 Well... 568 00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:46,245 yesterday, we were discussing David's upcoming court case. 569 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:49,725 - How is that progressing, David? - It's progressing, all right. 570 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,658 They talking about locking my ass up. 571 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:52,787 Oh, man! 572 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,632 How does that make you feel? 573 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,693 Makes me feel like they talking about locking my ass up. What? 574 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,798 See now, that's your problem, Dave. 575 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:06,472 - You're cut o