What We Do in the Shadows

00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:02,563 I'm just so happy to be here. 615 00:33:02,688 --> 00:33:04,648 DEACON: This is pretty cheesy. 616 00:33:04,773 --> 00:33:07,526 Also, did you see the jacket he wore? 617 00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,361 He's wearing the same jacket as me. 618 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,865 -It's not exactly the same. -It's pretty close. 619 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,701 ♪ Cool vibe ♪ 620 00:33:15,784 --> 00:33:17,369 ♪ Cool vibe ♪ 621 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,163 NICK: What? Of course not. 622 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,457 I'm just loving being a vampire at the moment. 623 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,876 ♪ Cool vibe ♪ 624 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:26,420 -[ Screaming ] -4 Cool vibe ♪ 625 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,089 NICK: Over there is the Fat Ladies Arms. 626 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:32,301 Uh, On Wednesdays, they do like a "Fear Factor" competition. 627 00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:35,471 You can win like T-shirts and hats and spot prizes. 628 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,389 I can smell werewolves. 629 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,016 VLADISLAV: Okay, we're just about to walk past 630 00:33:39,141 --> 00:33:41,644 some werewolves, so some shit might go down. 631 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:43,896 DEACON: Look out, guys. Don't catch fleas. 632 00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:45,564 -ANTON: What's that, mate? -VIAGO: Deacon. 633 00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:47,191 -Sorry. What? -Keep going. Keep walking. 634 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,192 ANTON: What? We heard that, mate. 635 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,193 We've got sensitive hearing. 636 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,194 -DEACON: Have you? -ANTON: Yeah. 637 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,112 What are you filming? It's a music video, is it? 638 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,698 -We don't want any trouble. -I do. 639 00:33:54,823 --> 00:33:56,784 -CLIFTON: Why did you start it? -Have I got your hackles up? 640 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,703 Huh? Why don't you girls smell your own crotches, huh? 641 00:33:59,828 --> 00:34:01,247 -Come on, Deacon. Stop it. -What are you talking about? 642 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,916 We don't smell our own crotches. We smell each other's crotches. 643 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,210 And it's a form of greeting. 644 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:07,211 You're on camera, mate. 645 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,254 -Don't do it. -What? 646 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,838 It's okay, 'cause I know this guy. 647 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:11,799 It's Count Fag-ula. 648 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:12,800 [ Laughter ] 649 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,301 ANTON: Hey, hey, hey. Don't swear. 650 00:34:14,426 --> 00:34:16,136 -Sorry. They -- They... -We're werewolves. 651 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,304 -Not swear-wolves. -What are we? 652 00:34:17,429 --> 00:34:18,931 TOGETHER: We're werewolves, not swear-wolves. 653 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:19,974 NICK: "Faggot's" not a swear word. 654 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,142 -That's a very offensive word to call people. 655 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:25,145 Well, unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks. 656 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,481 Chase this bundle of sticks... werewolves. 657 00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:30,317 Don't get it! Nathan, it's not real. 658 00:34:30,442 --> 00:34:32,194 He's just gonna take off his gloves. 659 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,530 Aah! Shit, man! The fuck you do that for? 660 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:35,990 Hey! Don't swear. 661 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,491 We're gonna lose it. We're gonna lose it. 662 00:34:37,616 --> 00:34:38,742 -DION: [ Snarls ] -ANTON: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey. 663 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,744 Oh, shit. I've still got my glasses. 664 00:34:40,869 --> 00:34:42,538 -[ Snarling ] -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 665 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,790 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -[ Snarling ] 666 00:34:44,915 --> 00:34:46,500 Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 667 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,669 Do the breathing! Do the breathing! 668 00:34:48,794 --> 00:34:50,796 -WEREWOLF: Do the breathing. -Count to 10, mate. All right. 669 00:34:50,921 --> 00:34:52,047 -Come on. -WEREWOLF: Hold it. 670 00:34:52,172 --> 00:34:54,383 Count to 10, human again. 671 00:34:54,508 --> 00:34:55,676 It's all right. It's not full moon. 672 00:34:55,801 --> 00:34:57,428 Thanks a lot, guys. Enjoy your night. 673 00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,179 You should be ashamed of yourselves, man. 674 00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:00,931 Great. We didn't want this to happen. 675 00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:02,474 [ Vampires hissing ] 676 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,060 [ Werewolves howling ] 677 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:08,814 -ANTON: Come on, guys. -CLIFTON: Hey! 678 00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:10,649 Say it! Don't spray it, bitch! 679 00:35:10,774 --> 00:35:12,109 ANTON: Clifton! 680 00:35:12,234 --> 00:35:14,987 -Why you swearing all the time?! -CLIFTON: Well, he riled me up. ...