Madea winds up in the middle of mayhem when she spends a hilarious, haunted Halloween fending off killers, paranormal poltergeists, ghosts, ghouls, and zombies while keeping a watchful eye on a group of misbehaving teens.
Boo! A Madea Halloween is a Comedy, Horror film released in 2016.
6 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
right there in front of you.
850
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,210
[exhales]
851
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,400
I tell you right now,
don't play with me, little girl.
852
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,496
That's what you gonna look like,
853
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,648
just like that damn skeleton
on that card.
854
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,603
Doin' a pirouette.
You understand? Go to bed.
855
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:21,128
You don't understand.
This card comes from Mr. Wilson.
856
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,727
The man that died
in this house on Halloween.
857
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,771
He killed his entire family and put
all of their bodies in the attic.
858
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:35,007
And it's said that every Halloween
he comes back to take a life.
859
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,402
And the only place he doesn't go
in this house are the bedrooms.
860
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,642
Because that's where
the priests used to sleep
861
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,404
when this house was a monastery.
862
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,244
- Whoa.
- I know.
863
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,609
So we should all go to sleep.
It's safer there, anyways.
864
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,365
The ghosts come out at midnight.
865
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,171
Okay. Time for me to go.
866
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,736
- [Madea] Barn.
- I gotta get out of here.
867
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,524
Bam, hold the hell on.
868
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,090
- Barn.
- What?
869
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,491
What the hell's wrong with you?
870
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,409
Mabel, did you hear what she just said?
871
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,641
- Barn.
- What?
872
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,324
You forgot your canes.
873
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,765
- On!
- On!
874
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,765
Joe!
875
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,241
But ain't God good?
I don't even need my canes, Mabel.
876
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,691
- [Madea] Sit down!
- Mabel.
877
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,976
Hell, we been helpin' you for days,
878
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,416
and you sittin' there actin' like
somethin' wrong with you.
879
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,776
Ain't nothing wrong with you. Sit down!
880
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,801
Yes.
881
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,376
This girl ain't doin'
nothin' but sitting here lyin'.
882
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,243
No, I'm not.
I'm telling the truth!
883
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,576
Girl, if you don't get up out
of here with that devilment,
884
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,080
I mean, you better get to steppin'.
885
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,844
I'm telling you. I'm going to bed.
886
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,407
'Cause after 10:00, strange things
start happening in this house.
887
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,165
[whispering]
Strange things.
888
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,616
No. I ain't gonna even be
able to do this.
889
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,803
I can't I got...
That's gonna blow my high.
890
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,486
High... You smoke marijuana?
891
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,080
I got a prescription!
892
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,606
You, little girl,
stay in a child's place.
893
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,331
Mabel, I gotta get outta here.
I'm scared, and I gotta
894
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,176
- get outta here, now!
- Calm down, Bam. Bam!
895
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,565
Calm the hell down.
896
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,244
This girl is lyin'.
897
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,681
I'm gonna go to bed.
Don't let the ghosts get you.
898
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,125
Be on outta here.
899
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,971
She lyin'. Hold on!
900
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,921
What? Oh.
901
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,610
[all screaming]
902
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,760
I'ma fuck you up!
903
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,890
What the hell was that?
904
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,325
I'm sorry.
905
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,736
[Madea]
What happened to the lights?
906
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,569
Help me, Jesus.
907
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,165
[whispering]
That was Mr. Wilson.
908
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,336
[Madea] Girl, get out of here.
You ain't doin' nothin' but lyin'.
909
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,885
Hell, that was just...
That was just...
910
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,456
That was just...
That was just power...
911
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,689
Power... P... That was just...
That was just the power acting up.
912
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,489
- Okay, well, goodnight.
- Go to bed!
913
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,776
[stuttering]
Go to bed, girl, hell.
914
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,211
All right.
915
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,203
[stuttering]
Sittin' there tellin' all them lies.
916
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,810
- Come on, Aday.
- I'm scared.
917
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,882
- Come on!
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