The Return of the Living Dead

00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,022 Yeah. 545 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,902 What the hell is in those bags? 546 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,572 - Rabid weasels. - What? 547 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,866 What the hell are you doing with rabid weasels? 548 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,577 I was trying to explain it to you. They came as a shipment. 549 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,538 'Course, they weren't supposed to be rabid, 550 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:32,498 you know, but you know how these things happen. 551 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,083 No, I don't. How do they happen? 552 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,960 Watch out! Watch out, Ernie. Don't get bit. 553 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,086 Yeah. 554 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:39,338 Anyway, we got them, and we need your help. 555 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,673 How? 556 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,633 We got to get rid of these things. 557 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,177 Well, why don't you call an animal shelter? 558 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,096 Well, word'd get out, hurt my business. 559 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,098 You know, that's a bad scene, rabies. 560 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:50,516 I don't think so. 561 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:53,435 I mean, so what? You don't run a pet store. 562 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,521 So, some lab animals got rabies. 563 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,357 Come on, guys, take them to the pound. 564 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,193 Well, I just can't do that. 565 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,112 You got to--you got to take my word for it. 566 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,824 What the hell do you want me to do? 567 00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:09,743 - You have a crematorium, right? - You wanna burn them? 568 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,620 Yeah, that's what I had in mind, actually. 569 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,205 That's cruel. 570 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,748 I can't think of anything else to do. 571 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:18,252 Y-y-you just can't burn animals alive. 572 00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:20,045 It's just too hideous. 573 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,839 At least let me kill them first. 574 00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:24,425 Take 'em out in the parking lot, and put 'em out of their misery. 575 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,138 I don't think that'd work, Ernie. 576 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,765 I don't--I don't u-understand what's going on. W-why not? 577 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,566 Can you swear to keep a secret, Ernie? 578 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,568 At this point, I don't know. 579 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,153 No, no, y-you got to swear. 580 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,322 You got to, or I just--I can't tell you. 581 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,283 Alright, I swear. 582 00:31:49,283 --> 00:31:50,659 Good. 583 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:57,082 It's not weasels in the bags. 584 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,878 No. No kidding. Look here. 585 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,014 Oh! 586 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,808 Get it off! 587 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:17,061 Get it off! Get it off! 588 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:19,063 Frank! 589 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,314 [screams] 590 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,608 [moans] 591 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,488 I'm sorry, Ernie. 592 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:29,865 No, it's alright. 593 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,034 [clears throat] 594 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,831 Ernie, we got a... 595 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,627 We got a long story to tell you. 596 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,796 Oh, great. Some party. 597 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,256 What happened to Trash and Suicide? 598 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,550 Probably getting it on somewhere. 599 00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,846 Don't even think it, Chuck. 600 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,641 Oh, God, when's 10:00 gonna come? 601 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,560 Hey, if you wanna split, we could both go somewhere. 602 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:04,108 You'd really like to do it with me, wouldn't you? 603 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:06,402 Hey, I mean, a girl like you and a guy like me. 604 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,113 Go choke a chicken. 605 00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:12,282 Oh, come on, Casey. I was only kidding. 606 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,493 Oh, great, here's your friend and mine. 607 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,453 Hey, fuck you, ball buster. 608 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,083 Hey, my watch stopped. What time is it? 609 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:28,882 Going on 10:00. 610 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,051 Oh, fudge. I'd better get over and find Freddy. 611 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,137 He's gonna be getting off any time now. 612 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:34,680 Okay. Go ahead, we'll wait for you. 613 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,765 - Don't go anywhere, okay? - Alright. 614 00:33:37,274 --> 00:33:38,923 [Spider mocks] Gee, fudge. 615 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,145 [Spider chatters] 616 00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:...