Freaks of Nature

00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,419 I have a goddamn question. 450 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,673 If the vampires haven't made contact, why aren't there any here? 451 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,216 Yeah! 452 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:50,098 But seriously, does anyone in this room doubt the possibility 453 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,518 that the humans brought the aliens here to eliminate us? 454 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,104 -No! -Nobody doubts that, right? 455 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,273 They've been wanting to get rid of us for years. 456 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,525 -Yeah! -And now they found a way. 457 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:04,196 How many of you out there have had your wife or your girlfriend 458 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,699 cheat on you with one of these cold-blooded ecstasy machines? 459 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,243 Raise your hand. Don't be ashamed. Raise your hand. 460 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,163 Okay, I see about 50 liars out there. 461 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:16,541 They write books about us. They make movies about us. 462 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:20,295 They dress up like us at Halloween. They're all vampires. 463 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,006 -Just vampire wannabes. -Yeah! 464 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,966 They could do without this planet, God damn it. 465 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,969 They don't need to breathe the air or drink the water. 466 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,222 We're the ones that need to defend this planet! 467 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,642 I read that they are putting garlic in our blood 468 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,019 and you doubt that they're working with the aliens? 469 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:40,065 We're going to go and make a preemptive strike right now! 470 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,902 -Are you with me? Are you with me? -Yeah! 471 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:47,114 We need to preempt their preemptive strike 472 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,241 with a preemptive preemptive strike. 473 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,329 I thought this meeting was supposed to be about the aliens. 474 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,790 Aren't you listening, you idiot? It's all about the aliens. 475 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,836 Yeah! Yeah! 476 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,314 Why isn't he saying anything? 477 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,152 About what? 478 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,280 About the aliens. 479 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,787 Hey. Hey, excuse me. 480 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,875 Did you call this meeting for a reason? 481 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,379 Brain rations no come today. 482 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:54,890 Do you think that maybe it had something to do with the aliens? 483 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,559 Aliens? 484 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:02,147 Guys, brain rations didn't come 485 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,982 because nobody gives a shit about you. 486 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,736 Yeah. Yeah. 487 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,071 Aren't you tired of being dismissed? 488 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:15,076 Just dismissed. Aren't you tired of being treated like nothing? 489 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:20,540 Yeah? Well, why don't we do something about it, huh? 490 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:21,958 Yeah! 491 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,008 Unbelievable. 492 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,761 No wonder you guys are locked up. 493 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,865 Bloodsucking traitors! 494 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:17,430 God, I fucking hate you! You're the worst teacher! 495 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,103 Fuck yes! 496 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,606 What are you doing? 497 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,615 -What's cracking? -Only the end of the freaking world. 498 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,117 That's cool. 499 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,078 I'm not kidding. The entire town is murdering each other. 500 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,331 In that case, I guess there's just one thing to do. 501 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,583 God... 502 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,586 Damn, that's a close shave. 503 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,338 I mean, I wouldn't want you to die a virgin. 504 00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,257 Sex. 505 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,094 We'll go to my house to have sex. Let's go. 506 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,932 Milan, hey. 507 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,477 -Just give us a second, babe. -Okay. We'll be by the car. 508 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:05,895 What? Hey! 509 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,897 I think there's something wrong with your phone. 510 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,316 I've been trying you all night. 511 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,359 -Yeah, Petra, -How messed up is this alien thing? 512 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,111 I'm like, freaking out. 513 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,780 The truth is, Petra, I'm just not that into you. 514 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,325 You're just not that into me? 515 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:23,288...