Ted

You get the job, were celebrating after ok? 462 00:30:17,736 --> 00:30:21,232 ahaa, and if I don't get the job... are we still going to smoke that pot? 463 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,843 Probably yes 464 00:30:22,878 --> 00:30:25,168 ahaa yeah, good talk coach alright buddy 465 00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:26,365 go get em 466 00:30:27,506 --> 00:30:30,817 and don't worry, ill do my very best to get this job that I so crave 467 00:30:31,684 --> 00:30:33,829 so you think you got what it takes? 468 00:30:33,864 --> 00:30:36,829 I tell you what I got... you wifes pussy on my breath 469 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,381 nobodys ever talked to me like that before 470 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:44,579 thats because eveyones mouth is usually full of your wife's box 471 00:30:45,692 --> 00:30:47,650 your hired. 472 00:30:47,685 --> 00:30:49,145 Shit. 473 00:31:36,134 --> 00:31:39,041 Well, I am a former celebrity in a minimum wage job. 474 00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:42,510 This is how the cast of different strokes feels all day, every day. 475 00:31:42,523 --> 00:31:46,001 Aweful, they must feel aweful... the live ones must feel aweful. 476 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:48,128 Come on, it's not that bad, okay? 477 00:31:48,163 --> 00:31:50,206 I got a shitty job and I assure you I am quite content. 478 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,522 Excuse me. 479 00:31:51,557 --> 00:31:53,248 Im sorry to bother you but, 480 00:31:53,283 --> 00:31:57,063 my son and I couldnt help but admire your teddy bear 481 00:31:57,098 --> 00:31:59,128 oh thank you - thanks 482 00:31:59,163 --> 00:32:01,359 im Donny this is Robert 483 00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:04,901 I have to say, ive been following you ever since I was a young boy 484 00:32:04,936 --> 00:32:08,175 and eh, I remember seeing you on the carson show 485 00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:10,096 you were just wondeful 486 00:32:10,131 --> 00:32:12,955 oh yeah, that was a weird interview. 487 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:16,677 Ed thought I was Alf. And he kept muttering anti semitic comments. 488 00:32:16,712 --> 00:32:18,614 Thought Alf was Jewish for some reason 489 00:32:18,649 --> 00:32:21,455 have you ever considered selling the bear? What? Excuse me 490 00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:22,714 I want it 491 00:32:22,749 --> 00:32:24,969 hey... im not an IT pal im a HE, alright 492 00:32:25,005 --> 00:32:27,618 im sorry little guy, but my bear isnt for sale, 493 00:32:27,631 --> 00:32:30,255 see ive had him since I was about your age 494 00:32:30,290 --> 00:32:31,582 hes very very special to me 495 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:34,100 stand up straight when your talking to me 496 00:32:34,135 --> 00:32:35,981 why the fuck would he say that? 497 00:32:36,016 --> 00:32:38,826 Sorry, you know you really shouldn't swear in front of children 498 00:32:38,861 --> 00:32:41,627 uh look, were very interested in the bear. If you want to make 499 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,416 some sort of arrangement, heres my address and phone number 500 00:32:44,451 --> 00:32:46,964 you can call me anytime ok? 501 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,239 Will do 502 00:32:48,274 --> 00:32:51,482 look, here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff 503 00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:54,147 - ok? - Ok see you later 504 00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:56,156 ok come on Robert. Take it easy 505 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,160 what the fuck... 506 00:32:58,194 --> 00:33:00,129 can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? 507 00:33:00,165 --> 00:33:02,857 I can totally see him taking you down to the basement and slowly 508 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:05,573 delimbing while singing some creepy victorian nursery rhyme 509 00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:09,953 "oh my little sixpence my pretty little sixpence" Stop it. 510 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,797 " I love my sixpence" Knock it off 511 00:33:11,832 --> 00:33:14,010 stop it, fuck. Why you got to take it to that 512 00:33:14,023 --> 00:33:16,212 place..you took it to a... that was real 513 00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:18,526 now its a real thing. Aww come on, take it easy 514 00:33:18,562 --> 00:33:20,575 lets just find a better place to get stoned 515 00:33:43,113 --> 00:33:44,461 well I guess this is it huh? 516 00:33:44,462 --> 00:33:48,725 Yeah, I guess so first night on your own 517 00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:51,877 yeah, first night in my beatiful new apartment 518 00:33:51,912 --> 00:33:54,237 well itll be great when its furnished 519 00:33:54,272 --> 00:33:57,819 yeah. And the guy said it aint hardly had no murders in it, so thats good. 520 00:33:57,854 --> 00:34:00,446 Okay, so... 521 00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:02,570 - if you need anything. - Yeah. 522 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:06,067 I know. Dont worry Johnny, ill be fine 523 00:34:06,102 --> 00:34:08,053 I know you will. 524 00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:10,837 Alri...