There's No Business Like Show Business

I want it more than anything else. 438 00:42:19,789 --> 00:42:23,793 - A priest? You must be... -Let him finish. 439 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,756 I talked to Father Dineen. I'm to report to the seminary next week. 440 00:42:28,965 --> 00:42:32,301 I won't let you do it. Stay out of this. 441 00:42:32,552 --> 00:42:36,889 You're young. You don't know what a wonderful thing life can be. 442 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:42,729 To fall in love and raise a family. I won't let you give all that up. 443 00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:44,772 I've thought about it. 444 00:42:44,981 --> 00:42:48,776 Some people are meant to be one thing, some another. 445 00:42:48,985 --> 00:42:52,989 What about your work? What about the theater? 446 00:42:53,156 --> 00:42:58,578 It's just a change of booking. The church has had a pretty long run. 447 00:42:58,828 --> 00:43:01,664 I hope I have the talent for it. 448 00:43:01,914 --> 00:43:05,585 Beats me. I can't figure it out. 449 00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:11,507 <i>Come on along, come on along Alexander's Ragtime rand</i> 450 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:15,428 - Hello, everybody. -He's crooked! 451 00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:20,433 I beg your pardon, Mother. Stinking. I forgot to remove my hat. 452 00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:24,812 I'll fix him. I've been handling him all his life. 453 00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:29,609 Is there some dispute going on? Could I be of any... 454 00:43:29,817 --> 00:43:33,154 Could I... Mom, I don't feel so well. 455 00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:38,785 Oh, no, you don't. Upstairs for you. I just had this carpet cleaned. 456 00:43:39,035 --> 00:43:43,831 What a family! One sneaks off to a nightclub, one comes home drunk... 457 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,543 ...and you, I might have expected you to be drunk. 458 00:43:47,835 --> 00:43:50,671 But I'll be a Hindu swami if I expected this. 459 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,548 Don't take it so big. 460 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:57,678 Steve might turn out to be something big, like a bishop or cardinal. 461 00:43:57,887 --> 00:44:03,392 The only cardinal I want in our family is one who plays for St. Louis. 462 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:10,483 Big man now, coming home like... 463 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:14,487 - You're drowning me! -Don't put any ideas in my head. 464 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:19,659 Down, boy, down. And don't come up till I tell you. 465 00:44:29,919 --> 00:44:33,589 Here. Give me that. 466 00:44:34,257 --> 00:44:38,427 - Please, Mom! -It hurts you more than it hurts me. 467 00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:40,930 Now get in there. 468 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:45,351 - I’m getting there. -Come on, get in, hurry up. 469 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:50,022 This way. Put your head on the pillow. Come on. 470 00:44:55,278 --> 00:44:58,906 Let's have it. Who were you outwith? 471 00:44:59,115 --> 00:45:02,785 - Lillie Sawyer. -That tomato? 472 00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:07,415 I think I asked her to marry me. I know I proposed something. 473 00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:10,543 I bet you did. What did you have to drink? 474 00:45:10,793 --> 00:45:15,464 I don't remember, but we topped it off with champagne and root beer. 475 00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:18,259 - I was trying to forget... -What? 476 00:45:18,467 --> 00:45:22,805 I don't remember. Another girl, I think. 477 00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:26,434 Little man, you've had a busy night. 478 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:31,814 - Everything's going round and round. -I know. 479 00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:36,652 Go to sleep. We'll talk this over in the morning. 480 00:45:36,903 --> 00:45:38,279 I'm sorry. 481 00:45:38,487 --> 00:45:42,575 I know you are. I'm sorry too, if I hurt you. 482 00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:48,497 But we'll make a man out of you even if we have to murder you first. 483 00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:53,002 - Thanks, Mom. -Go to sleep. 484 00:45:53,336 --> 00:45:56,839 - Good night, Mom. -Good night. 485 00:46:02,845 --> 00:46:05,431 - Is he all right? -He's fine now. 486 00:46:05,681 --> 00:46:09,685 But what he'll feel like tomorrow. Anyway, I hope so. 487 00:46:09,936 --> 00:46:13,522 Steve, I want to talk to you. 488 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,650 Sure, Mom. 489 00:46:21,113 --> 00:46:24,200 Are you disappointed in me too, like Dad is? 490 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:30,206 You can't blame him, the way you told him, cold, without any buildup. 491 00:46:30,456 --> 00:46:34,293 He wasn't looking for it. He had different plans for you. 492 00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:38,172 - There's Katy and Tim. -But you're the firstborn. 493 00:46:38,381 --> 00:46:41,676 There's always something about the first. 494 00:46:41,884 --> 00:46:45,888 Life's funny. You raise a kid backstage, 495 00:46:46,138 --> 00:46:49,642 you teach him how to sing and dance, 496 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:52,353 and how to make people laugh. 497 00:46:52,561 -