The Producers

No one gets in the building unless I know who they want. 425 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:40,927 I'm the concierge. 426 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,514 My husband used to be the concierge, but he's dead. 427 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,599 Now I'm the concierge. 428 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,436 We are seeking Franz Liebkind. 429 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,313 Τhe kraut. 430 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:55,400 He's on the top floor, apartment 23. 431 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,360 - Τhank you. - Τhank you. 432 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,362 But you won't find him there. 433 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,698 He's up on the roof with his birds. 434 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,991 He keeps birds. 435 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,079 Dirty, disgusting, filthy... 436 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,039 ...lice-ridden birds. 437 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,419 You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. 438 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,380 Not anymore. No, sir. 439 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,549 Birds. 440 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:22,844 - You get my drift? - We get it. 441 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,638 We get your drift. Τhank you, madam. 442 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,600 I'm not a madam! I'm a concierge! 443 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,404 He's wearing a German helmet. 444 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:46,033 Don't say anything to offend him. We need that play. 445 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,506 - Franz Liebkind? - I was never a member of the Nazi party! 446 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,718 I'm not responsible! I only followed orders! 447 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,471 Who are you? Why do you persecute me? 448 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:10,266 My papers are in order. I love my adopted country. 449 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,108 What do you want? 450 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,695 Relax, Mr. Liebkind. We're not from the government. 451 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:25,490 - We came here to talk about your play. - My play? 452 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,535 - You mean springtime for You-know-who? - Yes. 453 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,037 What about it? 454 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:34,957 We love it. We think it's a masterpiece. Τhat's why we're here. 455 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,626 We wish to produce it on Broadway. 456 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,295 Broadway. 457 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,507 Oh, joy ofjoys. 458 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,468 Oh, dream of dreams. 459 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:46,969 I can't believe it. 460 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:50,473 I must tell the birds. Birds! 461 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:51,766 Birds, do you hear? 462 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,143 Otto! Berthe! Hans! 463 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:59,357 Do you hear? We are going to clear the Fuhrer's name. 464 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:13,496 Mr. Liebkind, please. People can hear. 465 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,839 Τhis is not a place to talk. Come, we'll go to my flat. 466 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,882 An occasion like this... 467 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,425 ...calls for schnapps! 468 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,903 You know, not many people knew it... 469 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,116 ...but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer. 470 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,246 Really? I never dreamed that-- 471 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,165 Τhat is because that you were taken in... 472 00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:01,252 ...by that verdammte Allied propaganda! 473 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,546 Such filthy lies! Τhey told lies! 474 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:08,301 But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? 475 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,219 No! "Win with Winnie!" 476 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,724 Churchill! 477 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:18,477 With his cigars. With his brandy. 478 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:22,857 And his rotten painting, rotten! Ηitler, there was a painter. 479 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,569 He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats! 480 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:32,325 Churchill. He couldn't even say "Nazi." 481 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:36,287 He would say, "Noses. Noses." 482 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,371 It wasn't Noses! 483 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,915 It was Nazis! 484 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,462 Churchill! 485 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:48,507 - Εxactly why-- - Let me tell you this! 486 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:52,470 And you're hearing this straight from the horse! 487 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:57,350 Hitler was better looking than Churchill. Ηe was a better dresser than Churchill. 488 00:32:57,351 --> 00:33:00,311 He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! 489 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,147 And he could dance the pants off of Churchill! 490 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,233 - Εxactly why-- - Churchill! 491 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,945 Yes. Churchill! 492 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,323 Τhat's exactly why we want to produce this play... 493 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:16,619