Confessions of a Shopaholic

You should put a picture in that. 565 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:14,574 It's a present. Haven't got 'round to filling it yet. 566 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,537 My mom bought me this exact one from a thrift store. 567 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,831 Probably paid half what you paid, 568 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,041 not that they often shop at thrift stores. 569 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,296 - What? - This is good. 570 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,507 - Really? - Mmm. 571 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,968 Is it by Rebecca Bloomwood? 572 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,847 Yes! My friend Suze saw me writing it. 573 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:40,684 [chuckles] I mean, is that how you want your name to appear? 574 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,602 - "By Rebecca Bloomwood"? - Oh, right. 575 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,521 I don't want to be too associated with this magazine. 576 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:45,814 Sorry? 577 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:49,151 Because I just think it would be better 578 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:51,695 to be slightly more of an everyman. 579 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:55,282 Um, a little more ooh-ooh-ohh. 580 00:33:55,366 --> 00:34:01,371 Mysterious, rather than just... Becky? Hmm. 581 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,874 Hmm. 582 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,920 "The Girl in the Green Scarf. Thank you. 583 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,548 I bought your magazine this morning and have already 584 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,719 told three stores where to stick their credit cards." 585 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:18,764 Oh! Hey, check it out: 586 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:21,058 Jay Brogan, Queens, via e-mail: 587 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:24,144 "Man, is it easy to feel those guys do it for your benefit. 588 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,396 - You never check the APR." - Call him from my desk 589 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,315 - if you want. Oh. - No, no. I'm OK. 590 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,193 "I'll tell you what, I have now. Thanks, Mrs. Green Scarf." 591 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,070 We never get this kind of response. 592 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,907 - [knocking on glass] - Excuse me, sir. Edgar West. 593 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:39,826 That's not good. He hates us. 594 00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:43,997 Luke Brandon. 595 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,291 I've just spent a few minutes rather wrapped up 596 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,627 in your "Green Scarf." 597 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,170 I like it. 598 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:54,424 Uh, she obviously has a passion for personal finance. 599 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,677 Excuse me, I'm sorry, but he is really being persistent. 600 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,262 He needs to talk to you. 601 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,223 Could you tell him that I'm busy, please. 602 00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:03,058 You're a lucky man, Mr. Brandon. 603 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,560 It's this charity that I'm the chairperson of, it's... 604 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:10,649 Thank you, sir. It seems that he liked the column so much 605 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,444 that he's sending extra copies of the magazine to his children. 606 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,572 Oh, my God. I can't believe that. 607 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,117 [applause] 608 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:23,286 I'm really sorry, sir. There's a man holding on line two, 609 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,456 and he says it's a matter of life or death. 610 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,960 - What's his name? - Um, Derek Smeath. 611 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:34,089 - Derek Smeath. - Oh! No! 612 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,802 Ha! 613 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,648 Exactly how long has this ex-boyfriend been stalking you? 614 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:56,653 Ever since the relationship ended. 615 00:35:56,737 --> 00:36:01,074 He's been following me around pretending to be a debt collector. 616 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,410 I was once stalked... 617 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,663 ...by a dog. 618 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,628 OK. Look, take the rest of the day 619 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:17,507 and block all future calls from Derek Smeath. 620 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,718 Yes, sir. 621 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,188 [indistinct chatter on TV] 622 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,111 Spend it wisely, huh? 623 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,532 Oh, God. Dad? 624 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:47,204 Money... is what I came to talk to you about. 625 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,206 Oh, yeah? Hey, honey? 626 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:50,707 - [woman] Yeah? - Becau... 627 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,251 - [man] You got them wings? - Coming. [humming] 628 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,878 It's funny because your mom and I 629 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,546 were gonna call you over here today 630 00:36:56,631 --> 00:37:00,550 to talk about pretty much the exact same thing. Money. 631 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,88...