Heartbreakers

674 00:45:33,874 --> 00:45:36,173 All right, where are you hurt, then? 675 00:45:36,175 --> 00:45:37,875 My ankle. 676 00:45:39,175 --> 00:45:40,375 See? 677 00:45:47,275 --> 00:45:48,775 What the hell? 678 00:45:55,475 --> 00:45:56,975 Perfect. 679 00:45:58,276 --> 00:45:59,276 Oh! 680 00:46:01,476 --> 00:46:02,576 No! 681 00:46:09,576 --> 00:46:11,575 Jeez, they're really piling up... up there. 682 00:46:11,576 --> 00:46:12,575 My ankle. 683 00:46:12,576 --> 00:46:14,876 Your ankle is fine. I'm going. 684 00:46:24,677 --> 00:46:26,176 Are you mixing medications? 685 00:46:26,177 --> 00:46:28,077 You're ruining the magic, idiot. 686 00:46:29,877 --> 00:46:32,277 I'm much sorry. 687 00:46:32,377 --> 00:46:35,677 Must be glass in road. 688 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:39,877 Ah, the statue stealer. 689 00:46:39,878 --> 00:46:41,478 Why is it whenever I see you... 690 00:46:41,578 --> 00:46:43,477 things seem to be going into the crapper? 691 00:46:43,478 --> 00:46:46,578 You have head injury. I rush you to hospital. 692 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:47,778 No, no, no. 693 00:46:49,078 --> 00:46:51,277 I don't. No. No. 694 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:52,777 The police will be along shortly... 695 00:46:52,778 --> 00:46:55,278 and they'll sort this out. 696 00:46:58,078 --> 00:46:59,078 Ooh! 697 00:46:59,779 --> 00:47:00,679 See? 698 00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:03,778 Delayed shooting head pains. 699 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:06,878 Come. To hospital we go. 700 00:47:06,879 --> 00:47:09,078 What about your car? You have flat tires. 701 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,478 Oh, is nothing. 702 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:11,879 Ooh. 703 00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:24,980 What the hell are you doing? Get off me! 704 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,579 What? 705 00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:27,980 - You were the one who... - I got to go. 706 00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:40,579 How do I look? 707 00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:42,979 If I were a guy, I'd do you. 708 00:47:42,981 --> 00:47:45,180 You're sweet. 709 00:47:45,181 --> 00:47:48,081 I'm going back to the hospital to see if I can fix... 710 00:47:48,181 --> 00:47:49,581 the mess you made last night. 711 00:47:49,681 --> 00:47:51,980 With that on, he'll forgive anything. 712 00:47:51,981 --> 00:47:53,180 He better... 713 00:47:53,181 --> 00:47:54,380 for your sake. 714 00:47:54,381 --> 00:47:56,281 Be nice or I won't tell you which eye looks bigger. 715 00:47:58,281 --> 00:47:59,680 Which? 716 00:47:59,681 --> 00:48:02,981 - Are you going to be nice? - I'm always nice. 717 00:48:03,082 --> 00:48:04,381 The left. 718 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:05,882 Here, use my eyeliner. 719 00:48:09,082 --> 00:48:10,582 Shit. 720 00:48:12,782 --> 00:48:15,181 I want my purse, jerk-off. 721 00:48:15,182 --> 00:48:17,381 That's not very friendly. 722 00:48:17,382 --> 00:48:18,882 Now, I want you to go back out... 723 00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:20,381 and this time, when you kick the door open... 724 00:48:20,382 --> 00:48:21,681 say something nice. 725 00:48:21,682 --> 00:48:23,381 You stole my purse, dipshit... 726 00:48:23,382 --> 00:48:26,281 and you stole it so I'd have to see your ugly-ass face again. 727 00:48:26,283 --> 00:48:30,182 No, you forgot your purse for the second time... 728 00:48:30,183 --> 00:48:31,682 because you were in such a hurry to strand me... 729 00:48:31,683 --> 00:48:34,082 - in the middle of nowhere. - Look, just give it to me. 730 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:36,782 Or would you rather have my heel up your ass? 731 00:48:36,783 --> 00:48:39,283 Who told you I'm into that? 732 00:48:43,483 --> 00:48:44,982 Pretty rough on the boss, weren't you? 733 00:48:44,984 --> 00:48:46,883 You know, he's not really into ass play. 734 00:48:46,884 --> 00:48:48,384 That's just, like, his sense of humor. 735 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:50,884 He owns this place? 736 00:48:50,984 --> 00:48:53,183 Yeah, his dad left it to him. 737 00:48:53,184 --> 00:48:54,584 Of course, all these development creeps... 738 00:48:54,684 --> 00:48:56,984 are trying to give him, like, 3 mil for the place. 739 00:48:57,084 --> 00:49:00,384 Whole world's going to be Gaps and Starbucks, right? 740 00:49:03,084 --> 00:49:04,683 He's loaded. 741 00:49:04,684 --> 00:49:07,084 Good, Page. 742 00:49:12,385 --> 00:49:13,285 Greetings. 743 00:49:16,485 --> 00:49:17,784 Oh, it's you. 744 00:49:17,785 --> 00:49:19,785 Doctors don't want me to smoke. 745 00:49:19,885 --> 00:49:21,284 It's ridiculous. 746 00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:23,485 They depend on cigarettes. 747 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:26,585 A perfect scapegoat for their incompetence. 748 00:49:26,686 --> 00:49:28,886 I assume you're here about the insurance. 749 00:49:28,986 --> 00:49:29,986 My attorneys will take care of it. 750 00:49:30,086 --> 00:49:31,886 That won't be