Can You Keep a Secret?

00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,468 [JACK] Well, uh, I can't wait. 746 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,604 [PANTING] 747 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,005 [EXHALES] 748 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:45,442 Oh, you two are an item. Correct? 749 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,543 Oh. 750 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,612 [BOTH] Yes. 751 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,882 Do you just sense... sense this stuff, or... 752 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,450 [JACK] No, no, no. Um... 753 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:58,155 Have you ever found Emma's presence here distracting? 754 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,325 Oh, no. No, sir. 755 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:04,228 I, I promise that when Emma and I are at work, 756 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,464 she, she... we are nothing. 757 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,383 [CONNOR] We are nothing. 758 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,301 [STAMMERS] We might as well be two eunuchs. 759 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:15,172 - [CONNOR] Take our parts... - Uh-huh. 760 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,407 Put them in separate drawers. 761 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,077 Leave them until 5:00 p.m. 762 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,278 [SMACKS LIPS] 763 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,080 [JACK] Great. 764 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,448 [SIGHS] Okay. 765 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,550 Uh... 766 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,553 [JACK] Emma, why don't you join us? 767 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,425 [CONNOR] Okay, thank you so much 768 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,161 for joining me today for my presentation 769 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:41,465 on the evolving demographics of Panda Bites. 770 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,201 As you know, Panda Bites has been doing... 771 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,504 Badly. Very badly. 772 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,071 But we are hoping to maybe turn that around 773 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,074 with, uh, some of the data that we have gathered. 774 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:54,111 So, the first thing that you should know, 775 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,147 is that we have discovered that our target demographic is... 776 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,215 [CLICKS] 777 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,450 Millennials! 778 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,152 [GROANS] 779 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,321 [CONNOR] Let's look at a typical millennial. 780 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,590 [RASPS] 781 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,494 [CYBILL GROANS] 782 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,030 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 783 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,467 Oh, he's got to... I wish I was in bed. 784 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,102 [CONNOR] Suspenders... 785 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,637 - [CONNOR] Yes. - [YAWNS] 786 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:21,939 [CLEARS THROAT] 787 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:27,110 [CONNOR] A guitar case. 788 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,646 'Cause he's in a band. 789 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,481 His shirt has a pattern. 790 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,483 Okay, thank you so much. 791 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,153 I think we get the picture. 792 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,221 Um, so this is a millennial. 793 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,258 We, uh, interviewed 1,000 of them 794 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:42,943 form all across the country. 795 00:32:42,944 --> 00:32:44,627 And we asked them about various aspects 796 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,430 of Panda Bites. 797 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,598 [CONNOR] What we learned is that our, our target demo 798 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,001 is 18 to 35. 799 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,003 Uh, they drink Panda Prime four times a day, 800 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,738 they eat organic when it's available, 801 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,573 they go out to restaurants on the weekends. 802 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,442 When they ride on the train, 803 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,310 they try to avoid making eye contact with people. 804 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,178 Most of them would have bought tickets to the Fyre Festival, 805 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,247 and most of them would've been very upset when they found out 806 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,382 that the Fyre Festival wasn't actually something. 807 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,250 [CYBILL CLEARS THROAT] Are you... 808 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:11,455 Wrap it up! [CHUCKLES] 809 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,457 [LAUGHING] 810 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,692 That's basically what we know about the demographic 811 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,361 of the, uh, millennial. 812 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:20,464 Uh, we're looking forward to, uh, investing more resources 813 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,366 and trying to get them to eat Panda Bites. 814 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:25,469 Does anyone, um, have anything to say about this? 815 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,205 I, actually, um. 816 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,140 Corrigan, then, great. 817 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:34,111 My grandpa and his friends are obsessed with Pa