Beauty & the Briefcase

00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,321 I'm good. How are you? 534 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,699 What is wrong with this guy? Take the bait. 535 00:30:26,782 --> 00:30:28,159 Lane. 536 00:30:28,242 --> 00:30:30,077 And here we go. 537 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,288 You're not here to ask me about the copier, are you? 538 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,790 I don't know anything about copiers, remember? 539 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,836 Yeah. No, I'm not here to ask you about the copier. 540 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,839 I bet he's a great kisser. Sometimes you just know. 541 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,841 Are you not getting your mail? 542 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:46,761 'Cause either that new mail guy is the laziest ever or-- 543 00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:49,972 no, my mail is fine. Mail's all good. 544 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,849 Oh, good. 545 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,648 Hey, Lane. 546 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:02,693 I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink sometime. 547 00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:04,862 I thought you'd never ask. 548 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:18,918 How is the article going? Have you started writing? 549 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:22,880 Mm, I'm still in the research phase. But I have a date with Seth this Thursday. 550 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,883 I know. I feel like he's gonna do really well on my checklist. 551 00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,802 Good, "cause you said he has fashion sense, right? 552 00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,804 He does. 553 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,472 Is he spontaneous? Does he take exotic trips on a whim? 554 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,057 Mm, I don't know, yet. 555 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,142 Does he put passion above common sense? 556 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,061 Witty statements on the tip of his tongue? 557 00:31:37,144 --> 00:31:38,521 Sort of, yeah. 558 00:31:38,604 --> 00:31:40,648 Sexy accent? 559 00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:43,651 That would be a no. But he is fearless in the face of danger. 560 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,736 What happened? 561 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,322 He saved me from the copier. It was getting out of control. 562 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,366 The thing was like eating my-- 563 00:31:50,449 --> 00:31:52,326 oh, my god. Oh, my god. 564 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,954 No, it's all right. It's all right. 565 00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,417 Do you have the time? 566 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,502 Beautiful and a sexy accent. 567 00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:03,963 Wait, what did he just ask me? Oh, the time. 568 00:32:04,046 --> 00:32:06,632 Um, yes, it's 6:42. 569 00:32:06,715 --> 00:32:09,427 Great, then I have just enough time 570 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:13,431 to let you spill one more drink on me before my dinner meeting. What'll it be? 571 00:32:13,472 --> 00:32:15,641 I mean, shouldn't I be the one buying you a drink? 572 00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:18,394 No, I'm rather enjoying things in the current state. 573 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:21,647 You feel guilty for making me look as though I've wet myself, 574 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:24,775 and you've no choice but to sit here with me till I finish my drink. 575 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,694 It's the only polite thing to do. 576 00:32:28,779 --> 00:32:32,324 Polite or infatuated? You decide. 577 00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:37,163 Okay, when you put it like that, I will have another pomegranate Martini. 578 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,206 Two. 579 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,460 So, do you ladies spill your drinks on innocent men for fun 580 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:45,296 or is it a professional sort of thing? 581 00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:47,465 No. Actually, um, I'm a writer. 582 00:32:47,506 --> 00:32:49,884 Undercover, trying to find the love of my life. 583 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:53,012 Named Lane. My name is Lane. And this-- 584 00:32:53,095 --> 00:32:54,805 what if he likes her more than me? 585 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,724 Is my friend who has a boyfriend. 586 00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:59,018 Creep. I'm such a sixth grader. 587 00:32:59,101 --> 00:33:02,897 Who has a boyfriend? I've never heard that name before. 588 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:06,984 Oh, yeah, it's been in my family for generations, but friends call me joanne. 589 00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:09,236 Liam. 590 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,405 Liam, are you in finance? 591 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:15,826 Oh, no, no, thank god. No, I used to be a guitarist, but now-- 592 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:18,204 seriously? What band? 593 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:22,583 No, those days are long gone. Now I sit on the other side of the glass. 594 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,919 Lane, I'm not leaving this seat 595 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,963 until you agree to have dinner with me next Thursday night. 596 00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:30,007 Dinner? Oh. 597 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:33,0