Isn't It Romantic

the surveillance footage. 596 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,816 - Why not? - Get away from me. You're crazy as hell. 597 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,707 Hey! Oh... 598 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,790 - Hi. - Erm... 599 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,085 Hey. Erm... 600 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,878 Can you please mug me? 601 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,047 Yeah, just go for it, and drag me around for a while, 602 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,691 and then I'll knock myself unconscious. 603 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,092 Mother warned me. 604 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,469 - No. What? No... - Excuse me. 605 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,096 Oh! It's easy! 606 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,899 You! You look like you're prone to violence. 607 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,558 Come on, mug me. 608 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,743 - What? No! - Yeah, like that. 609 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,228 I'll go, like, "Shitbag," and then I'll knock myself cold. 610 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,355 What? What's wrong with everybody? 611 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,690 Look at you guys! 612 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,400 This isn't real! 613 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,570 Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place! 614 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,340 It's too... delightful! 615 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,283 <i>This train is not stopping</i> 616 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,784 <i>- at the station.</i> <i>- </i>Okay, fine! 617 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,745 If nobody wants to hit me... 618 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,294 ...then maybe this will knock me back to my dull, ordinary life. 619 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:57,898 Officer Hansom? 620 00:30:58,774 --> 00:30:59,775 I didn't wanna be saved. 621 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,234 I'm not saving you. 622 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,320 - I'm arresting you. - What for? 623 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,489 Jumping the turnstile. 624 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,032 Let's go. 625 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,244 My hands are right on your junk. 626 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,705 This way. 627 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,976 - There's your phone, Princess. - Erm, give me my cell phone 628 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,168 so I can type the number in. 629 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,313 - You've gotta use this phone. - You're kidding, right? 630 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,631 I don't know anybody's numbers off by heart. 631 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,591 - Pretend it's 1995. - Great. 632 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,011 I can call my dead nana or the house I lived in when I was 12. 633 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,679 One call, time's tickin'. 634 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,807 All right, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 635 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,685 If you need anything, anything at all, here is my number. 636 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,396 All right? 637 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,021 Oh. 638 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,858 This probably won't work. 639 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:46,822 Unless you believe in the power of love or some bullshit, but it's worth a try. 640 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,906 Here goes. 641 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,420 Oh. 642 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,346 <i>Y'ello, Blake speaking.</i> 643 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,556 So dumb! 644 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,475 Erm, thanks for coming to get me. 645 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,811 Are you kidding? I was so excited to hear from you. 646 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,414 I mean, even though it was to bail you out of jail. Pretty cool. 647 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,524 Normally, I'd be so excited to hear 648 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,861 that someone like you is so excited to hear from someone like me, but... 649 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,864 Tell me what's goin' on. I'm a good listener, I've got very big earholes. 650 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,199 I can't. You'd... you'd have me committed. 651 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,244 Come on, you can tell me anything you want, anything at all. 652 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,497 Except that you think koalas are the cutest things ever. 653 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,875 They have chlamydia and are actually quite hostile, 654 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,710 so stay away from 'em, all right? 655 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,211 Anyway, let's hear it. 656 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,422 Okay. 657 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,007 I hit my head really hard... 658 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677 and I woke up in this alternate universe. 659 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,595 Okay. 660 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,055 And things are supposed to be better, 661 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:58,852 but it's actually worse because people are treating me like I'm special. 662 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,102 - Yeah. - Yeah. 663 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,148 And I'm not special. 664 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,445 Still waters run deepest, don't they? 665 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,528