Kinky Boots

But they're comfy. 440 00:38:36,562 --> 00:38:38,796 Comfy? 441 00:38:38,798 --> 00:38:41,432 Sex shouldn't be comfy! 442 00:38:41,434 --> 00:38:44,669 Thank God. I thought it was just me. 443 00:38:44,671 --> 00:38:46,771 Now I don't know what you're used to making around here, Charlie boy, 444 00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:48,939 but now you're making sex. 445 00:38:48,941 --> 00:38:52,843 Two-and-a-half feet of irresistible, tubular sex. 446 00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:56,047 I mean, that heel! For God's sake! 447 00:38:56,049 --> 00:38:58,349 Yeah, they won't break. That's what you wanted, isn't it? 448 00:38:58,351 --> 00:39:00,718 Not if it means having to go around looking like a bloody Ukrainian peasant. 449 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,587 - Well, it's better than flouncing around like a-- 450 00:39:03,589 --> 00:39:06,724 You want to show your niche market a little more respect, Charlie boy. 451 00:39:06,726 --> 00:39:08,059 I mean, let's ask your girls. 452 00:39:08,061 --> 00:39:09,760 No! Girls. 453 00:39:09,762 --> 00:39:11,962 Would you wear something like this to go out? 454 00:39:11,964 --> 00:39:13,964 No! 455 00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:15,900 But you'd look all right in 'em, sweetheart. 456 00:39:15,902 --> 00:39:17,568 Mmm. 457 00:39:19,438 --> 00:39:22,573 You've pulled. 458 00:39:25,877 --> 00:39:28,546 Oh, yeah. 459 00:39:30,949 --> 00:39:32,416 Ladies. 460 00:39:47,933 --> 00:39:49,367 Ooh. 461 00:39:49,369 --> 00:39:53,371 Well, I'm very flattered, but, frankly, 462 00:39:53,373 --> 00:39:55,539 if you can't get women to wear 'em-- 463 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,575 you'll never get blokes like me to wear 'em. 464 00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:15,159 Do we still have a workforce? 465 00:40:15,161 --> 00:40:17,161 Don'll come around. 466 00:40:17,163 --> 00:40:19,029 Once he's stopped, uh-- 467 00:40:21,634 --> 00:40:23,801 walking up and down, swearing. 468 00:40:23,803 --> 00:40:26,670 - Well, that's his problem. - No. It's <i>our</i> problem, Lola. 469 00:40:26,672 --> 00:40:28,706 This is Northampton. 470 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:31,742 You have no idea what it's like, okay? It's not Soho. 471 00:40:31,744 --> 00:40:33,177 Amen. 472 00:40:35,514 --> 00:40:38,182 Look to the heel, young man. 473 00:40:42,621 --> 00:40:45,689 The sex... is in the heel. 474 00:40:56,768 --> 00:40:59,203 Now what's that supposed to mean? 475 00:40:59,205 --> 00:41:01,906 "Sex is in the heel"? 476 00:41:01,908 --> 00:41:06,577 Stilettos require constant balance from the upper leg, 477 00:41:06,579 --> 00:41:08,579 causing the muscles of the backside... 478 00:41:08,581 --> 00:41:11,916 to tense and appear pert and ready for mating. 479 00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:17,721 It's physically impossible. 480 00:41:17,723 --> 00:41:19,023 I mean, am I missing something? 481 00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:22,626 To make a stiletto, something that thin, 482 00:41:22,628 --> 00:41:24,161 bear the weight of a man is just-- 483 00:41:24,163 --> 00:41:26,897 Steel shank. 484 00:41:26,899 --> 00:41:28,699 What? 485 00:41:28,701 --> 00:41:32,636 A steel shank, cut thinly... 486 00:41:32,638 --> 00:41:38,209 then molded in a continuous section from toe to heel without pinning. 487 00:41:38,211 --> 00:41:40,811 Not even Don would crush that. 488 00:41:45,550 --> 00:41:46,784 Lola! 489 00:41:48,887 --> 00:41:51,121 Lola, we might be able to do it. 490 00:41:51,123 --> 00:41:53,891 Steel shanks without underpinning. 491 00:41:53,893 --> 00:41:56,227 We might be able to make those boots. 492 00:41:56,229 --> 00:41:59,029 If you could just-- If you were willing to, you know-- 493 00:41:59,031 --> 00:42:01,532 I think Don would have something to say about that, don't you? 494 00:42:01,534 --> 00:42:04,969 I gave up the provinces years ago, Charlie, and I've just been reminded why. 495 00:42:04,971 --> 00:42:07,671 Lola doesn't do north. 496 00:42:07,673 --> 00:42:09,173 Northampton's the Midlands. 497 00:42:09,175 --> 00:42:11,809 No, Charlie. Tottenham Court Road is the Midlands. 498 00:42:11,811 --> 00:42:14,245 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a show tonight. 499 00:42:14,247 --> 00:42:19,583 Yeah. Well, I'm stood here, trying to save a factory of four generations-- 500 00:42:19,585 --> 00:42:21,252 of my father and his father's father-- 501 00:42:21,254 --> 00:42:23,654 Well, come on, Charlie. Tell me when that applies to me, will you? 502 00:42:23,656 --> 00:42:25,890 And how it applies to you. 503 00:42:25,892 --> 00:42:28,726 'Cause I'm about to take an almighty fucking gamble, 504 00:42:28,728 --> 00:42:33,564 and in one afternoon, in one <i>drawing,</i> you've said more about these boots than-- 505 00:42:33,566 --> 00:42:37,234 I mean, I just-- Five weeks, Lola. 506 00:42:37,236 --> 00:42:40,738 That's it. I mean, if I d