Sweet and Lowdown

389 00:34:58,246 --> 00:35:00,853 You're kidding. How much? 390 00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:03,355 Nine hundred dollars. 391 00:35:17,327 --> 00:35:20,455 What's the matter? Oh, I know this routine. 392 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,001 Look, I'm a free agent. I do as I please. 393 00:35:24,105 --> 00:35:27,755 I might as well tell you. I quit the job. 394 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:30,673 I told him to take that job and stick it. 395 00:35:33,177 --> 00:35:37,140 So the band's leavin' for Hollywood two weeks sooner than I thought. 396 00:35:38,286 --> 00:35:40,579 I didn't tell you about Hollywood. 397 00:35:43,813 --> 00:35:45,898 We're makin' a movie. 398 00:35:45,898 --> 00:35:49,338 Yeah. Just a little short one. 399 00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:52,883 Just a couple of minutes of me and the boys playin' that tune, "All Of Me." 400 00:35:52,988 --> 00:35:54,969 You know? Good. 401 00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:59,454 What are you lookin' at me like that for? What? 402 00:36:01,747 --> 00:36:05,292 Look, I got together with a couple of guys, we had a few drinks. 403 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,525 One thing led to another... 404 00:36:08,629 --> 00:36:12,486 and the next thing I knew, I woke up out of town. 405 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:18,326 Look, I don't have to account to you. All right? 406 00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:22,706 We're not married. I'm not the marryin' kind. 407 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,687 I can't settle. 408 00:36:26,354 --> 00:36:28,545 Whole idea leaves me cold. 409 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,028 So I thought I'd... 410 00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:35,217 I thought I'd... 411 00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:37,824 buy you some lunch... 412 00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:39,805 and say good-bye. 413 00:36:41,163 --> 00:36:45,436 And I'll be comin' through here again, I'm sure, sometime. 414 00:36:49,712 --> 00:36:52,319 But you really are a spoiled dope, you know? 415 00:36:52,423 --> 00:36:56,383 I take you out to buy you things or go to the movies, you're fine. 416 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:59,095 But the minute somethin' doesn't go your way... 417 00:37:00,242 --> 00:37:03,267 I gotta go, and there's no way you can come with me. 418 00:37:03,372 --> 00:37:07,332 I mean, you got responsibilities. You got a job. 419 00:37:07,438 --> 00:37:09,418 You have... 420 00:37:09,418 --> 00:37:12,235 underwear and socks to wash. 421 00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:15,779 And I can't have my life cluttered. I'm an artist. 422 00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:17,968 A truly great artist. 423 00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:20,679 I need to be free... 424 00:37:20,784 --> 00:37:23,495 so I'm saying good-bye, okay? 425 00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:30,168 Look. How many fingers I got? 426 00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:31,837 Ten, right? 427 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:35,487 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six. 428 00:37:37,675 --> 00:37:40,073 There's eleven. You see? 429 00:37:45,704 --> 00:37:48,103 All right, look. If you come, it's not a free ride. 430 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:51,022 I'm not a charity organization, all right? 431 00:37:51,022 --> 00:37:53,838 I don't know what I'm doin' here. 432 00:37:53,942 --> 00:37:56,967 Hey, if you come, you work. 433 00:38:22,512 --> 00:38:24,076 What's the matter? 434 00:38:25,327 --> 00:38:27,517 Nobody said it was gonna be a picnic. 435 00:38:27,621 --> 00:38:29,811 You know I can't risk my hands. 436 00:39:12,979 --> 00:39:15,586 Well, that might not be a bad idea. 437 00:39:26,743 --> 00:39:28,723 And now, folks, Chester Weems, a housepainter... 438 00:39:28,723 --> 00:39:30,808 And now, folks, Chester Weems, a housepainter... 439 00:39:30,808 --> 00:39:32,790 will play the saw. 440 00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:01,361 Fast falls the eventide 441 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:05,323 The darkness deepens 442 00:40:05,427 --> 00:40:09,389 Lord with me abide 443 00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:11,892 The scarlet tanager. 444 00:40:17,626 --> 00:40:19,608 The barn owl. 445 00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,352 And you are? 446 00:40:35,456 --> 00:40:38,272 Homer P. Risley. 447 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:40,462 What is your profession, Homer? 448 00:40:40,566 --> 00:40:43,487 Profession? I'm a birdseed salesman. 449 00:40:43,591 --> 00:40:46,719 - Oh, a traveling salesman. - That's right, you got it. 450 00:40:46,823 --> 00:40:50,055 And I see that your instrument is the guitar. 451 00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:53,183 Yeah, that's right. I've had a few lessons. 452 00:40:53,183 --> 00:40:56,832 No need to be nervous, Homer. This is a wonderful audience out here. 453 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:02,254 Birdseed salesman, Homer Risley. 454 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:24,106 Boy, those guys were ready to break out the tar and feathers, huh? 455 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:27,130 Next time you're gonna hustle somebody, don't play so great. 456 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,885 I can't remember the tu