Revenge of the Nerds

- Fuck off. 417 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,459 - Hi, Judy. - Hi, Gilbert! 418 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,059 - How are you? - I'm fine. 419 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,179 - Good. - Where you goin'? 420 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,379 I gotta go find a place to live. 421 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:44,859 Oh, that's horrible, you guys having to live in the gym. 422 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,391 Oh, yeah, well... 423 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,619 - What is that? Is that yours? - Oh, it's my accordion. 424 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,699 - The... You play the accordion? - Yeah! 425 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,379 - You know, I love the accordion. - Really? 426 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,582 Yeah. Are you very good, or... 427 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,819 - No, not really. - Oh. 428 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:01,779 I'm on my way to accordion class now. Wanna walk with me? 429 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,551 Yeah, sure. Oh, no. Here. Let me get it. 430 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:14,627 - I think I found a house. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHEERING]</font></b> 431 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,702 <b><font color="#cf685c">BOOGER:</font></b> About fucking time! 432 00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:24,464 Isn't it fantastic? 433 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,504 <b><font color="#ca004b">[POP SONG PLAYING]</font></b> 434 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,986 Welcome. 435 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:14,865 - You feeling anything yet, Takashi? - Booger, I feel nothing. 436 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,348 Well, you better have another hit. 437 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,946 Look at this counter. Could be good. 438 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,381 <b><font color="#ca004b">[COUGHS]</font></b> 439 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,701 <b><font color="#ca004b">[SCREAMS]</font></b> 440 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,746 - Feeling anything now? - Oh, no. 441 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:54,750 I feeling nothing at all. 442 00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:57,185 How about now? 443 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,779 <b><font color="#ca004b">[POP SONG FADES]</font></b> 444 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:27,824 I can't believe what they've done to that house. 445 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:29,871 That's amazing. 446 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,099 - Looks terrific, doesn't it, Stan? - <b><font color="#cf685c">STAN:</font></b> Yeah. 447 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,428 Well, it won't look terrific for long. 448 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,902 What are you looking at, nerd? Huh? 449 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:45,745 I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio. 450 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:50,299 Seven, and eight, and stretch those arms. 451 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,699 <b><font color="#ca004b">[TALKING IN RHYTHM]</font></b> Come on, looks great. Come on, Wormser. 452 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,665 Count one. Keep it up. Two... 453 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,219 - Good morning, Poindexter. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[GRUNTS]</font></b> 454 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,945 - Good morning. - Okay. 455 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:06,342 <b><font color="#ca004b">[GRUNTS]</font></b> Excuse me. 456 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,819 Oh, thank you very much. 457 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,021 <b><font color="#ca004b">[BEEPS]</font></b> 458 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,619 - Okay, Takashi, show me your cards. - Okay. Two and four kings. 459 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:22,419 - That's good, yes? Oh. - No. No, you got too many kings. 460 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,979 - You gotta get rid of these. - Oh. 461 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,259 I'll take three of these kings out, and we'll replace them with three fresh cards. 462 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,139 Oh. Okay. Thank you. 463 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,342 Okay, when do I deal? 464 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,099 <b><font color="#cf685c">BOOGER:</font></b> You gotta win a hand first. 465 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:39,059 I told you we'd find a better place. 466 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:42,264 Yeah. This is way better than the dorm. 467 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,461 <b><font color="#ca004b">[GLASS SHATTERS]</font></b> 468 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,390 <b><font color="#ca004b">[MOTORCYCLE SPEEDING AWAY]</font></b> 469 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,662 It says, "Nerds, get out." 470 00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,139 What is a nerd? 471 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,830 We are. 472 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:04,586 I don't know what this world is comin' to. See that man over there? 473 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:06,750 We arrested him for mopery. 474 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,106 What's mopery? 475 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:12,150 Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. 476 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,819 I'm sorry about your windows, fellas. 477 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:20,820 It's out of my jurisdiction. Sounds like a fraternity prank. 478 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,299 There's only one organization that can handle thi...