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00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,714 You can see your Cred now. 353 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,416 Yeah, it's really nice the way your Cred is-- 354 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,586 Oh, my God! Clyde! You got Moonrise Mellow? 355 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,688 How the hell did you get a bottle of Moonrise Mellow? 356 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,524 Oh, it was just, uh, what my parents gave me today. 357 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,026 You guys, Moonrise Mellow is, like, 358 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,527 the hardest flavor to get ever. 359 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,464 -Whoa, lucky. -Yeah, hey, I'm not sharing. 360 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,233 -Hey, Stan. Hey, Stan. -No, no, dude, wait. 361 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,802 Check out what Clyde has. Moonrise Mellow. 362 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,836 That's impossible. 363 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,572 Look at their faces. 364 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,207 They're so jealous. 365 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,575 No, it's really impossible. 366 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,310 Moonrise Mellow was discontinued months ago. 367 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,080 Guess you wish now that you were in the Cred affinity group. 368 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,882 We told you guys we have better Cred than anyone at school. 369 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,250 It's probably fake. 370 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,152 Oh! Oh, you think it's fake, huh? 371 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,088 You want to fucking taste it? 372 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,889 What the fuck? 373 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,924 This is fucking apple juice. Gross! 374 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,927 -Let's see. -Hey, give it back. 375 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,130 Yeah, it's apple juice. You guys are posers. 376 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,598 We're not posers! 377 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,401 Hey, guys. Cred affinity group uses fake Cred. 378 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,638 What the fuck? 379 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,073 What the fuck have you done, Clyde? 380 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,241 I'm sorry, okay? 381 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,575 Oh, he's sorry. 382 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,277 He faked having Cred, but he's sorry! 383 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,447 All right, look, my parents won't let me drink Cred, okay? 384 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,416 They think it's bad for me. 385 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,751 So you never had Cred? 386 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,852 No. 387 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,154 Oh, my God! 388 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,423 We all said you had Cred in your backpack, Clyde. 389 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,757 We fucking backed you! 390 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,892 What the hell are we gonna do? 391 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,161 Why do you guys care? 392 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,495 I'm the one who doesn't have any Cred! 393 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,930 That's not how it works, man! 394 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,632 If you don't have Cred, then everyone around you 395 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,267 loses all their Cred. 396 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,869 We're dead. We're fuckin' dead. 397 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,471 Word is gonna spread through the school 398 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,839 that our affinity group has no Cred 399 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,641 and then we're gonna-- 400 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,381 How could you do this to us, Clyde? 401 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,350 I'm sorry. It was all the pressure. 402 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,487 I never even wanted to be in an affinity group. 403 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,021 Now I'm doomed! 404 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,527 Ooh... oh. Oh, yeah. 405 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,863 -You like that, guys? -Oh, my God. 406 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,732 -Oh... Oh, God. -Oh, my God. She did it. 407 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,402 -Mm... Oh, yeah. -She actually did it. 408 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,071 -She actually got more subscribers than me. -Ooh, yeah, guys. 409 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,839 Oh, yeah. 410 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,675 Just let me know if there's anything special 411 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,343 you'd like to see, guys. 412 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,712 -3,100 subscribers. -Ooh... 413 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,481 -Oh, oh, yeah... -How is that possible? 414 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,283 I mean, look at that, the lighting sucks. 415 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,684 The sound keeps clipping 416 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,786 like she got a microphone at Walmart or something. 417 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,655 And who's that guy? He's blocking half the shot. 418 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,258 -Oh, oh, ooh... -This is total amateur hour! 419 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,527 Thanks for calling OnlyFans customer support. 420 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,795 How can I help you? 421 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,997 Yeah, I just found