Die Hart

your fucking skull. 639 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:59,934 ♪♪♪ 640 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,273 - Hey. 641 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,067 I brought you some breakfast as a peace offering. 642 00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:09,694 The food here is a little tricky. 643 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,988 It's just a closet full of beef jerky. 644 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,572 Apparently, Macho Man Randy Savage 645 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,701 was an alum here and he left his entire food supply 646 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,995 to Ron in his will, so... 647 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,914 Snap into a Slim Jim? 648 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,666 - Care to join me for breakfast? 649 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:27,628 - Of course. Jerky for two. 650 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,297 Hmm. 651 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:33,467 Um, look, I'm going to apologize. 652 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,721 You know, I didn't mean to... - Stab me? 653 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,848 - Well, I wasn't gonna use those words. 654 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,350 Look, Ron-- Ron is crazy. 655 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,728 I'm serious. He's-he's nuts. 656 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,896 Sick in the head crazy. 657 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,065 And I'm convinced that that motherfucker 658 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,984 killed a dude named Rodrigo. 659 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,569 And the motherfucker tried to kill me 660 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,321 just for being around his office. 661 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:56,407 And as far as your arm goes, I know you think I'm lying, 662 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,117 I heard retractable. 663 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,244 - You know, I've dated guys like you before. 664 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,580 It's always someone else's fault. 665 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,165 - That's not true. 666 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,375 That's not true at all. When I'm wrong, I-- 667 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,793 I shouldn't say that, 'cause I'm never wrong. 668 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,545 If-- If I'm wrong, 669 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,839 I have no problem admitting that I'm wrong. 670 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:15,843 But in this case, I'm not. He said "retractable." 671 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:19,263 - Hey, part of me is glad you stabbed me. 672 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,474 It's a badge of honor. 673 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,934 I heard when Jason Statham came through here, 674 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,395 he got stabbed directly in the heart. 675 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,480 - Did he survive that? 676 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,648 - He shot "Transporter" like a week later. 677 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,193 - What the fuck? In the heart? 678 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,569 They stabbed him in the heart? - Yup, right through it. 679 00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,196 - God damn it. 680 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,531 Maybe I'm just doing the wrong fucking thing here. 681 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:42,244 I mean, maybe this just isn't for me, you know? 682 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,122 - So just leave. Go home. 683 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,999 I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere 684 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:50,169 in need of a goofy sidekick. - Okay, that backfired. 685 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,754 I thought that you would go the opposite direction 686 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:54,131 and tell me that, no, I should stay. 687 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,258 And that this is for me. 688 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,219 That's what I thought. 689 00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,553 - Well what do you want me to say? 690 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,972 If you need extra motivation to be the star 691 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:06,602 of a Claude Van De Velde movie, you're in the wrong business. 692 00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:09,939 This is probably my only shot to be a big action star, 693 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,566 so I'm not gonna blow it. 694 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,111 I'll do anything it takes. 695 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,324 - You're right. 696 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,702 You are absolutely right. 697 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,788 I need to stop all the bitching and moaning. 698 00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,957 I need to cowboy the fuck up. 699 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,168 - There you go. 700 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,340 - When I first started in the business 701 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,050 training action stars, 702 00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:40,553 every stunt scene was practical, 703 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,722 or as Kevin might say, retractable. 704 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,724 - Oh, that's really good. That's great. 705 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:46,684 It's not funny. 706 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,893 - But the industry has changed. 707 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,437 You can't even be an action star 708 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,939 without, well, knowing how to work green. 709 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,608 - I'm very familiar with a green screen. 710 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,193 I mean, I've done about 15 movies 711 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,736 where we've had a green scr