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00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,558 Aah! Stay on your side! 666 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,926 Aah! 667 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,396 Total nightmare, man. 668 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,800 What the hell is taking so long? 669 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,174 ALL: Swirly. 670 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,775 Whoo! 671 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,979 The pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom-- 672 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,380 Hippie Olympics. 673 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,016 Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. 674 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,151 You know, it's sad, really. 675 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,987 This school used to be 676 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,522 a bastion of rich, white elitism. 677 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:27,826 Now...now there are homosexuals on the football team, 678 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,062 whining minorities run the student government, 679 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,298 and you can't even coerce a woman 680 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,966 into having sex without being 681 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,434 brought up on charges. 682 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,003 What is this world coming to? 683 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,004 Really! 684 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,172 RAND: Come on. Let's go. 685 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,373 My pappy would puke 686 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,275 if he saw this bunch of bug-eyed toads 687 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,544 chasing a scrap of plastic around. 688 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,646 Hey, ponytails, you suck! 689 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,415 Hi. 690 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,218 We're getting housed here, guys. 691 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:54,987 I say we bring in Blotter. 692 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,023 Blotter. Blotter. 693 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,392 Yeah. Yeah. 694 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,396 (Whistles) 695 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,080 Wha-whoo, yeah, Blotter! 696 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,382 Oh, you're just bugging me! 697 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,351 * Pump it up 698 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,954 * Until you can feel it 699 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,188 * Pump it up 700 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,390 * When you don't really need it * 701 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,624 Uh-oh. This is me. 702 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,027 I'm going in, Coach. Cover me, man. 703 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,563 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yeah. 704 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,301 Sam? 705 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,835 Hey. Wow! 706 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,104 What are the odds? 707 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,339 Droz. Two times in one day. 708 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,640 What's come over you? 709 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,009 I don't know, must be hormonal. 710 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,444 WOMYNIST: What the hell is he doing here? 711 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,479 Afternoon, ladies. 712 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,081 Looking good out there. 713 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,615 Yeah. Whatever. 714 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,486 They're not going to castrate me 715 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,988 for sitting here, are they? 716 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,991 Yeah, that's what they got planned for halftime. 717 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:10,329 Oh. Now, look who it is. 718 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,999 Meat tosser! 719 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,136 Aah! 720 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,204 Aah! 721 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,007 Jesus Christ. I know that kid. 722 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,674 What is he doing? 723 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,012 I'm open. 724 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,779 Aah! Ohh! 725 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:30,016 Hey. 726 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,721 That weasel snagged the 'bee. 727 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,389 All right. 728 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,691 Bong hits, anyone? 729 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:42,261 All right. 730 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,663 So, I heard you're finally graduating. 731 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,598 Yeah, yeah. It's pretty stupid, huh? 732 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,568 I mean, how could I leave all this? 733 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,703 What about you? You got any plans? 734 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,639 RAND: James Andrews, my old friend. 735 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:54,673 Hey, Rand. 736 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:56,608 Samantha, my buttercup. 737 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,245 I hear you're having a party tonight. 738 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,479 Can't go. 739 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,214 But we're all taking bets 740 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,216 on how many of you will get arrested. 741 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:05,317 You remember this guy, 742 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,418 he skippered Hitler's catamaran 743 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,519 during the war? 744 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,654 Yeah, yuck it up now, dipshit. 745 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,456 Your nightmare's just beginning. 746 00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,092 I think the Womynists will be quite interested 747 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,426 in your little scribblings. 748 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:15,627 Oh, yeah, 749 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,496 that's where I'm headed. 750 00:33:17,59