Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

- Because it's lame. 600 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680 Then read it to me. 601 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,440 There's no way I'm letting you see me in that light. 602 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,000 Good luck with your calculus. 603 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,320 Come on, don't be embarrassed. 604 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,680 You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy. 605 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,640 Look, I'm not even gonna be showing this to my professor, all right? 606 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,800 That's why I'm so stressed out right now. 607 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:48,880 Stressed out, huh? 608 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Come with me. 609 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,240 - ...going? - Come on. 610 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,280 What? 611 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,680 You're smoking drugs in the library? 612 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,440 What if somebody catches us? 613 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,120 Don't worry. It'll help you relax. 614 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,240 Oh, boy. 615 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,280 It's illegal. 616 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040 Here. 617 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,640 This is poison. 618 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,560 Let me help you. 619 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,640 I'm Kumar. 620 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,600 Vanessa. 621 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,120 You're still not reading that poem. 622 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,520 Kumar. 623 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,600 Kumar. 624 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,320 Kumar. Kumar. 625 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,960 - Kumar. - Yeah. 626 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,960 What's going on? We're in Birmingham, Alabama. 627 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,080 Are we supposed to be here? 628 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880 What's going on? 629 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,040 - Why did you bring us here, dude? - What do you mean, why did I... 630 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,000 You were supposed to be following the directions, asshole. 631 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,160 What do you mean? 632 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,720 There's got to be like a highway or something, right? 633 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,600 Yeah, there's got to be a highway. 634 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,920 What's going on up there? 635 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720 What the hell is this? 636 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,480 - I'm turning around. - Nah, just go through, man. 637 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,160 Dude, we're not driving through this basketball game. 638 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,040 You know, Roldy, I really thought you were bigger than this. 639 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,960 Dude, I'm not scared 'cause they're black. 640 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,200 I'm scared because they're scary. 641 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,200 And it's not like we got Gregory Hines out there. 642 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,640 They're not that scary. 643 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,680 It's my ball! 644 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320 Turn around. 645 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,440 - Fuck! It won't move! - Shit, dude. 646 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,600 - That's not good. - Now there's no music, man. 647 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,680 Shit, man. 648 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,720 Motherfucker! 649 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,040 My Jordans, nigga! 650 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,920 - Shit, this isn't good. - This is not good. This is not good. 651 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,120 No. No. No. 652 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,200 They're coming over here. 653 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,480 Fucking shit. 654 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,560 Why did you do that? 655 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,080 Yeah, I hit a fire hydrant on purpose. 656 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,000 They're getting weapons, man. 657 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,320 All right, what do we do? What do we do? 658 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,080 Run, run, run. Run, run. 659 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,160 Yo. Yo. 660 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,640 - Where y'all going? Damn! - We was just trying to help. 661 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,560 Man, somebody call the police. 662 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,320 We need to report this. 663 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,000 Yeah, that's right. You like the ride? 664 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,640 Fuck you, man. 665 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,200 They abandoned it last night. 666 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,200 It's registered to a Raza Syed. 667 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,800 The witnesses' description of the driver and passenger 668 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,480 match that of Lee and Patel. 669 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,520 We tried bringing in Syed last night, but he's already left the country. 670 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,000 They know we're closing in on 'em, that's why. 671 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,280 OK. No, I'll give you a call. All right. 672 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,600 No, no, no, no! 673 00:35:50,6