Half Baked

415 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:08,833 - Yeah. - You suggested that already. 416 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:10,500 For real, B? 417 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,625 Marijuana affects the memory. 418 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,708 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 419 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:21,124 Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo. 420 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,917 - What other choice do we have, right? - Yeah. 421 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:26,750 Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it. 422 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:31,082 Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done. 423 00:28:31,124 --> 00:28:34,583 We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers. 424 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,541 Of course, B. Fully, man. 425 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,917 Okay. 426 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:43,625 Scarface, lay it on me, brother. 427 00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:46,458 Check it out, yo. It's like this. 428 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,625 Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 429 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,333 Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow. 430 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:55,333 Good night. 431 00:28:55,374 --> 00:28:57,625 See, all I had to do was get some forms... 432 00:28:57,666 --> 00:29:00,291 from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 433 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:04,208 forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. 434 00:29:04,249 --> 00:29:07,374 - Thank you. - Then we scraped together money we had... 435 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:10,833 and bought bikes to help us move the product, 436 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:15,500 then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 437 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:20,208 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny. 438 00:29:20,249 --> 00:29:23,875 Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or... 439 00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:26,333 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 440 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:31,708 Well, I can't. 441 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,124 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, 442 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,958 and I won't get all my vitamins. 443 00:29:36,999 --> 00:29:40,666 - Do you know who you're dealing with? - Chill, Nasty Nate. 444 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:44,666 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. 445 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,291 You got a problem with that? 446 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,625 Better watch your back, Fish, 447 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,291 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. 448 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:59,166 'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... fruit. 449 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,833 Take it. 450 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,999 I'm somebody's bitch. 451 00:30:13,374 --> 00:30:17,333 You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, 452 00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:19,541 and everyone here likes fresh fish. 453 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:23,208 And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch. 454 00:30:23,249 --> 00:30:27,249 Help! Ken, listen, man. We got a plan. 455 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:28,552 What is it? 456 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:32,124 It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it. 457 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:35,791 - We gonna sell weed, yo. - Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. 458 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:39,583 All right, man. Go! 459 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:42,416 No more window love. Go and sell it. 460 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:45,541 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. 461 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,708 And hit the streets we did. 462 00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:13,291 Smoke that and get back to us. 463 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:16,708 Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby. 464 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,625 It's on. All right. 465 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,333 Oh, yes. 466 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,666 Look at all these people, man! 467 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:31,041 All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 468 00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:34,500 Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money. 469 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,166 All right, how'd you guys make out? 470 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,500 Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too. 471 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:56,374 That would make three of us. 472 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:59,124 All right. We did our part, right? 473 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,041 I just hope they smoke it. 474 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,750 Damn, this weed is good. 475 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,917 This is so... We are in business, man. 476 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:38,249 Calm down. Calm down. 477 00:32:40,999 --> 00:32:44,875 Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number. 478 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:47,458 Um, is Thurgood around? 479 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,500 Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane. 48