Perennially stoned Cheech and Chong tear through the city of Los Angeles, causing trouble wherever they go. After Cheech loses his job, the two pot enthusiasts head to the welfare offices where Cheech's girlfriend, Donna, works. Instead of collecting unemployment, they find themselves thrown back on the streets, searching for a way to earn new income. But when Cheech's cousin, "Red" Mendoza, arrives, things get even crazier.
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie is a Action, Adventure, Comedy film released in 1980.
7 subtitle releases available in English. 1 release includes Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
507
00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:15,639
Hey, Cheecheto. Hey.
[ Giggling ]
508
00:33:15,723 --> 00:33:18,142
Shh.
Keep it down, man. Hi, guys.
509
00:33:18,225 --> 00:33:21,144
Why don't you wait in there
for me? I'll be right out. All right.
510
00:33:21,195 --> 00:33:23,647
I got a
private conference. Come on.
511
00:33:25,616 --> 00:33:29,453
You gotta cool it, man.
[ Groaning ]
512
00:33:29,487 --> 00:33:31,822
No. Come on, don't. Not now.
513
00:33:31,872 --> 00:33:35,158
I don't want to do anything now
because you're gonna make me lose my job.
514
00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:37,377
[ Laughing ]
515
00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:39,996
You'll just have to
excuse me now or I'll lose my job.
516
00:33:40,047 --> 00:33:42,883
Stop. Don't do that.
I said, not now.
517
00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:46,670
<i>Oh, God, Cheeto,
not here. Relax.</i>
518
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,672
<i>Don't do it now.
Don't you understand I'm working right now?</i>
519
00:33:49,757 --> 00:33:52,009
You know you wanna do this.
<i>Oh, God.</i>
520
00:33:55,012 --> 00:33:56,980
<i>[ Donna Moaning ]</i>
521
00:33:57,014 --> 00:33:59,182
♪ [ Imitating Guitar, Blues ]
522
00:33:59,266 --> 00:34:01,318
♪ [ Imitating Harmonica, Blues ]
523
00:34:05,856 --> 00:34:07,774
♪ Saw my bookie this mornin' ♪
524
00:34:09,693 --> 00:34:12,362
<i>I know, but you're gonna
make me lose my button.</i>
525
00:34:12,446 --> 00:34:14,364
<i>Oh, gosh, you...</i>
526
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,584
[ Laughing ]
527
00:34:17,668 --> 00:34:19,586
[ High-Pitched Noises ]
528
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,542
<i>Don't. Stop!</i>
529
00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:28,595
<i>Don't.
Leave it alone. Let me do it.</i>
530
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,964
<i>Don't. Don't stop. Don't.</i>
531
00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:32,966
[ Imitating Spaceship Whirring ]
532
00:34:37,638 --> 00:34:39,556
It's all right to smoke in here.
533
00:34:41,976 --> 00:34:44,228
<i>Oh, Cheeto, come on.
You're gonna get me in so much trouble.</i>
534
00:34:44,278 --> 00:34:47,230
<i>Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. [ Imitating Siren ]</i>
535
00:34:47,281 --> 00:34:49,232
<i>[ Giggling ]</i>
536
00:34:49,283 --> 00:34:51,652
[ Screaming ]
537
00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:54,654
You're gonna get me in trouble.
Can't you wait until lunchtime?
538
00:34:54,738 --> 00:34:58,158
[ Screams ]
<i>Come on. I got a lot of stuff to do, baby.</i>
539
00:34:58,242 --> 00:35:00,244
Hey, you want some Coke?
540
00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:02,579
Want a Coke?
541
00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:04,581
No, thanks.
542
00:35:04,632 --> 00:35:07,134
[ Sniffing ]
543
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:09,136
<i>Ow! Shit!</i>
544
00:35:10,721 --> 00:35:12,973
[ Panting ]
545
00:35:13,057 --> 00:35:15,893
Ooh, baby.
546
00:35:15,926 --> 00:35:17,811
[ Imitating Baby Crying ]
547
00:35:21,899 --> 00:35:25,319
[ Imitating Baby
Sucking Pacifier ]
548
00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:28,655
[ Imitating Baby Crying ]
549
00:35:28,739 --> 00:35:30,657
Aw, shut up.
550
00:35:33,777 --> 00:35:35,695
<i>Don't. Stop it.</i>
551
00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:40,250
Mr. Cheech. Huh?
552
00:35:40,284 --> 00:35:44,454
- Mr. Cheech.
- Oh, he's in there, ma'am.
553
00:35:44,538 --> 00:35:46,623
[ Donna Screaming ]
554
00:35:52,463 --> 00:35:54,431
[ Cheech ]
Oh, there we go, baby.
555
00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:02,556
Now what is going on here?
[ Gasping ]
556
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,892
This is an office,
not a flophouse.
557
00:36:04,975 --> 00:36:07,477
I told you, man,
you were gonna get me in trouble.
558
00:36:07,528 --> 00:36:09,479
Donna, I've been meaning
to talk to you.
559
00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:11,481
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
560
00:36:11,532 --> 00:36:14,651
[ Imitating Dog Barking ]
561
00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:17,154
[ Imitating Cat And Dog
Fighting ]
562
00:36:17,204 --> 00:36:20,323
[ Shouting Continues ]
563
00:36:20,374 --> 00:36:22,325
I ain't gonna listen to you!
564
00:36:24,545 --> 00:36:26,496
Oh, shit.
565
00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:29,550
Stop that. Geez, man.
566
00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:33,053
Oh, man, I was just tryin'
to find a quarter on the floor. Damn.
567
00:36:35,172 --> 00:36:37,140
♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪
568
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:40,727
♪ Don't you come back no more
no more, no more, no more ♪
569
00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:42,729
♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪
570
00:36:42,813 --> 00:36:46,683
♪ Don't you come back
no more ♪ ♪ What you say ♪
571
00:36:46,767 --> 00:36:52,689
♪ Hit the road, Jack Don't you come back
no more no more, no more, no more ♪
572
00:36:57,277 --> 00:37:00,446
♪ [ Humming ] Yeah, yeah, right there.
Okay, let's try it.
573
00:37:00,531 --> 00:37:05,002
♪ Mexican-Americans
don't like to just get into gang fights ♪
574
00:37:05,035 --> 00:37:07,921
♪ They like flowers and music ♪
575
00:37:08,005 --> 00:37:12,209
♪ And white girls
named Debbie t
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