Big Stan

00:30:13,957 --> 00:30:16,627 - What are you doing? - What's it look like? Leaving. 444 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:20,047 Why? Because I pull one little prank, which when you calm down... 445 00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,966 It's not just one prank! You only think about yourself! 446 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:26,053 You're the most selfish man who ever lived, ever! Ever! 447 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:29,640 Whoa! Excuse me? Selfish? I find that funny! I really do! 448 00:30:29,806 --> 00:30:32,184 I've given you everything you've ever wanted! 449 00:30:32,351 --> 00:30:33,936 - You're crazy! - This house! 450 00:30:34,102 --> 00:30:36,063 - It's in your name. - Those boobs! 451 00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:39,316 - You wanted these. - You said the Lamborghini's too small, 452 00:30:39,483 --> 00:30:43,403 - I got a second car. - A 1955 Porsche Speedster! 453 00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:46,573 - It has a back seat! - Oh! 454 00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:51,620 - What do you want? I'll do anything. - I want a baby, you asshole! 455 00:30:51,787 --> 00:30:54,706 That again? Fine. OK. You win. 456 00:30:54,873 --> 00:30:57,376 - We'll have a baby. - Really? 457 00:30:57,542 --> 00:31:00,379 No, not really, but we can visit people who have kids. 458 00:31:03,507 --> 00:31:05,342 Goodbye! 459 00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:09,555 Good, leave! I don't need you! 460 00:31:09,721 --> 00:31:11,515 I don't need anybody! 461 00:31:11,682 --> 00:31:14,226 God! 462 00:31:14,393 --> 00:31:18,480 Uh, one moment. I'm... meditating. 463 00:31:23,026 --> 00:31:25,404 It's so big! Oh, God! 464 00:31:25,571 --> 00:31:27,197 Mindy left. 465 00:31:27,614 --> 00:31:29,992 - Yes, yes, yes! - Good. 466 00:31:30,158 --> 00:31:33,161 Oh, God! 467 00:31:33,328 --> 00:31:36,957 Now, the real training can begin. 468 00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:43,422 We do not have time to teach you the five fingers of death. 469 00:31:43,589 --> 00:31:46,717 We have only time for one finger. 470 00:31:47,259 --> 00:31:48,760 Pick one. 471 00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:52,806 All right. Wait. This one. 472 00:31:56,894 --> 00:31:58,353 Hold this. 473 00:32:07,988 --> 00:32:09,197 Your turn. 474 00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:05,420 Don't look at what you're doing. 475 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:08,632 Just feel. Feel. 476 00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:15,847 I felt. It felt bad. 477 00:33:22,104 --> 00:33:26,775 You must learn to feel your opponent. Know his intentions. 478 00:33:29,403 --> 00:33:33,824 If he is good at a distance, then you must be close. 479 00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:43,166 If he is good close, then you must fight him at a distance. 480 00:33:49,339 --> 00:33:53,343 What if your opponent is good close and from a distance? 481 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,554 Then you are up to your eyeballs in shit. 482 00:33:55,721 --> 00:33:58,265 Watch your mouth. You are nobody. 483 00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:05,731 - Hey, what are those? - A little something I picked up 484 00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:08,859 - at the Shaolin temple. - What do you use them for? 485 00:34:15,407 --> 00:34:17,367 Your lunch. 486 00:35:10,128 --> 00:35:12,631 Yeah. 487 00:35:17,094 --> 00:35:19,388 - Whoo-hoo! - All right, that's close enough. 488 00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:24,226 Whoo-hoo! 489 00:35:25,435 --> 00:35:27,437 Hoo-hoo! 490 00:35:33,944 --> 00:35:36,154 Never celebrate too early. 491 00:35:36,321 --> 00:35:37,906 I'll remember that. 492 00:35:46,248 --> 00:35:47,457 Yes. 493 00:35:51,128 --> 00:35:53,547 Mississippi five, Mississippi six, 494 00:35:53,714 --> 00:35:56,049 Mississippi seven, Mississippi eight, 495 00:35:56,216 --> 00:35:59,303 Mississippi nine... 496 00:35:59,469 --> 00:36:01,722 My God! That is amazing! 497 00:36:01,889 --> 00:36:03,891 Oh, that's nothing. You should see him. 498 00:36:04,057 --> 00:36:08,478 It's easy for me. Cigarettes have ruined my circulation so much 499 00:36:08,645 --> 00:36:11,315 I can't even feel my hands anymore. 500 00:36:11,481 --> 00:36:13,400 So that's your trick. 501 00:36:15,694 --> 00:36:20,324 Here's to Stan Minton, my second finest student. 502 00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,826 Second finest? 503 00:36:22,993 --> 00:36:24,703 Who's number one? 504 00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:27,873 I hope you never have to find that out. 505 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,668 He used what I taught him, not for his own protection, 506 00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:34,087 but for evil. 507 00:36:38,926 --> 00:36:42,804 Well, fuck that guy. Here's to number two. 508 00:36:42,971 --> 00:36:48,352 Now, drink up. Stan has one final test. 509 00:36:49,686 --> 00:36:51,063 Tonight. 510 00:36:53,941 --> 00:36:56,944 I do? OK. 511 00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:58,737 Let's go for it. 512 00:37:16,088 --> 00:37:17,798 Hello, Cho. 513 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:20,717 It's Master Cho to you. 514 00:37:20,884 -