Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

00:29:13,955 --> 00:29:15,221 Never. 582 00:29:15,223 --> 00:29:19,925 Dante has decided to rinse his premium breeding 583 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,962 and doors I've opened for him into the gutter. 584 00:29:22,964 --> 00:29:25,931 All in the name of following some quixotic dream 585 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,667 of becoming a pop star. 586 00:29:28,669 --> 00:29:30,069 Something he's adamant 587 00:29:30,071 --> 00:29:32,572 he can achieve even though he has the voice 588 00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:34,406 of a snared animal. 589 00:29:34,408 --> 00:29:37,409 Mama! How dare you? 590 00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:40,614 Quiet! Or I'll have you gagged and whipped! 591 00:29:40,616 --> 00:29:42,882 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY, OFF-KEY] 592 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:45,818 <i>Every night he defies me,</i> <i>getting paralytic,</i> 593 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:49,455 <i>snorting cocaine</i> <i>out of whores' backsides</i> 594 00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:52,260 <i>and raping everyone's eardrums.</i> 595 00:29:53,494 --> 00:29:54,693 To salt the wounds 596 00:29:54,695 --> 00:29:57,496 of all of his filthy dispositions, 597 00:29:57,498 --> 00:30:00,699 Dante also smokes. 598 00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:02,701 It was that vulgar addiction 599 00:30:02,703 --> 00:30:05,771 which last week proved problematic. 600 00:30:05,773 --> 00:30:09,609 <i>Dante's team escorts him</i> <i>outside the karaoke bar</i> 601 00:30:09,611 --> 00:30:11,844 <i>every 12 minutes</i> 602 00:30:11,846 --> 00:30:13,846 <i>so he may poison his lungs</i> 603 00:30:13,848 --> 00:30:17,183 <i>along with the rest</i> <i>of his eroding innards.</i> 604 00:30:17,185 --> 00:30:20,686 I told you smoking would be the death of you, didn't I? 605 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:22,154 Yeah. Well, before you said 606 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:26,160 it was when I kept kissing the cat on the mouth. 607 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:31,065 This... 608 00:30:32,366 --> 00:30:39,004 was no accident, although it was played out to look like one. 609 00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:42,441 Something of your speciality. 610 00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:44,644 Our people look into it. 611 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:49,381 They tell us the gas pipe was tampered with in that sewer. 612 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:50,950 Wasn't me. 613 00:30:50,952 --> 00:30:54,186 That job did come in. But... But we rejected it. 614 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:58,390 Yeah, we did. Was it last Thursday, you say? 615 00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,758 We got an alibi. 616 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,727 That was your birthday, wasn't it, mate? 617 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,096 Twenty-one again. Ha-ha, that's right. 618 00:31:04,098 --> 00:31:06,165 I think we were in one of your clubs, to be honest. 619 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:08,367 Your security cameras can probably clear us. 620 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:09,335 Coincidence, huh? 621 00:31:09,337 --> 00:31:12,238 What's the name of that club again? 622 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,806 The Sparkling Clam. 623 00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,841 Sparkling Clam, that was it, yeah. 624 00:31:15,843 --> 00:31:18,277 It even sounds like a bloody yeast infection. 625 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:21,447 You know, the one with the big heifer singing on the stage. 626 00:31:21,449 --> 00:31:23,482 Your missus, I'm guessing. 627 00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:27,587 [GRUNTS, THEN GROANING] 628 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:28,887 [LAUGHS] 629 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:31,123 You all right, mate? Hurt yourself, did ya? 630 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:34,760 Bloody hell, you really are all flash and no bash. 631 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,863 So I guess that puts you in the clear. 632 00:31:37,865 --> 00:31:41,235 I think so, yeah. For now. 633 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:43,469 It would seem 634 00:31:43,471 --> 00:31:45,273 that a spineless corporate CEO out of Scandinavia 635 00:31:46,874 --> 00:31:49,308 has put out a contract on my son. 636 00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:52,278 We never thought anyone would be stupid enough to. 637 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,015 And since you are a very capable contractor, 638 00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:58,585 only someone like you would have the skills 639 00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:00,152 to find out who this assassin is. 640 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:03,590 I need you to hunt down whoever that may be, 641 00:32:03,592 --> 00:32:05,891 and I want you to kill them. 642 00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:08,528 I'd rather lick a crackhead's scabby elbow. 643 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:12,264 Very well. If you do not, we will kill your friend. 644 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,066 What? Aah! 645 00:32:14,068 --> 00:32:16,001 Go on, kill him then. I don't give a shit. 646 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:18,337 Don't test my resolve, Mr. Fallon. 647 00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:20,272 Oh, please crack on. I couldn't care less. 648 00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:22