Stir Crazy

- 125 years! 432 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:44,368 - Stop it! It's only 30 years. - Oh, God! 433 00:30:44,452 --> 00:30:47,371 Can you get your staff to press a little harder? 434 00:30:47,455 --> 00:30:49,957 Like track down those guys who really pulled it off? 435 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:52,001 It's only a one-man show. 436 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:54,545 But I have a cousin visiting from Massachusetts. 437 00:30:54,629 --> 00:30:57,089 She's a terrific social worker, could be helpful. 438 00:30:57,173 --> 00:31:00,259 125 years! I won't be able to have grandchildren! 439 00:31:30,915 --> 00:31:32,625 Thanks. 440 00:31:46,096 --> 00:31:48,265 It's chilling. It's frighteningly real. 441 00:31:48,349 --> 00:31:50,434 It's almost surrealistic. Cold... 442 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:54,355 Will you shut up, at least till we get out of this mess you got us into. 443 00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:58,317 Let's go. No slow buckin'! 444 00:31:58,358 --> 00:32:01,361 - Sir, how come... - Shut up, asshole, and move out. 445 00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,245 This is ridiculous. 446 00:32:10,287 --> 00:32:13,874 This is from the Middle Ages. How do they expect you to move anywhere? 447 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:16,960 I'll bet you this whole thing is illegal too. 448 00:32:17,044 --> 00:32:20,047 - Excuse me, sir. - Keep movin', turkey. 449 00:32:21,632 --> 00:32:23,050 Get up! 450 00:32:24,968 --> 00:32:27,929 You're gonna have to learn the hard way, fella. 451 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:32,851 I was right. This is illegal, and he knows it too. 452 00:32:32,934 --> 00:32:36,229 Jesus! The man ain't never gonna learn! 453 00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:39,065 Maybe after they whup him upside the head a few times. 454 00:32:39,107 --> 00:32:42,152 - Just get into the flow of it. - I'm trying. 455 00:32:42,235 --> 00:32:45,280 - Don't fight. - I'm not fighting. It's fighting me. 456 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,324 What you up for, sweet pants? 457 00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:50,327 We're innocent, man! I swear we are! 458 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,662 My name ain't no goddamn "sweet pants-" 459 00:32:53,997 --> 00:32:56,166 Holy shit! 460 00:32:58,251 --> 00:33:01,171 I think I have the swing of it now. This is much better. 461 00:33:01,254 --> 00:33:02,464 - Thanks. - Sure. 462 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,632 - My name is Skip Donahue. - Jesus Ramirez. 463 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,344 Nice to meet you. What brings you here? 464 00:33:07,427 --> 00:33:11,222 I've been here seven years, seven years away from my beautiful Teresa. 465 00:33:11,306 --> 00:33:14,684 Today I was in court, an appeal hearing. Lost again. 466 00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:18,646 They accuse me of robbing several banks. But no way! I was drunk and all. 467 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,108 I'm positive I only robbed one bank. How about you? 468 00:33:22,192 --> 00:33:25,486 My friend and I were doing this song and dance act... 469 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:28,198 Must've been pretty bad. 470 00:33:35,371 --> 00:33:38,833 Excuse me, Major. I'm not very good at these written tests. 471 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:42,712 I think you get much more of my original flavor in oral... 472 00:33:44,464 --> 00:33:49,010 You know, I'm just about to lose my patience with you. 473 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,345 I was trying to explain... 474 00:33:51,387 --> 00:33:53,014 Keep writing, shit-face. 475 00:33:57,643 --> 00:33:59,854 Two pears, three apples... 476 00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:01,522 Listen to me. 477 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:05,443 A kid tried that once at Camp Minnekanie in Vermont. 478 00:34:05,484 --> 00:34:09,739 I hit him so hard that his braces ripped the whole upper part of his lip. 479 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:13,075 His mother had to come get him in the middle of the season. 480 00:34:32,052 --> 00:34:34,805 - What do they put in those dollhouses? - What do you think? 481 00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:38,601 - Us? - Yes! You got it on the first try. 482 00:34:38,642 --> 00:34:40,436 - Harry? - What? 483 00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:44,982 - We're in prison. - Welcome to the real world. 484 00:34:45,065 --> 00:34:47,860 Not a minute too soon, I might add. 485 00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:49,612 Brace up. Be strong. 486 00:35:12,593 --> 00:35:15,554 - What? - I don't think I'm going to make it. 487 00:35:17,723 --> 00:35:21,685 Hang on, man. Don't mess up. Just think about our appeal. 488 00:35:23,353 --> 00:35:25,022 Skip, please. 489 00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:40,912 Excuse me, sir. Could I... 490 00:35:40,996 --> 00:35:43,665 Wait a minute. I'm not a troublemaker. 491 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,764 No more hitting. Did you hear what I just said? 492 00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:03,143 No more hitting. Turn around. You want to stay late tonight? 493 00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:06,062 I said turn around! Let's get outta