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<i>-I'm fine.</i> 627 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,166 <i>Why are you making like I'm drunk?</i> 628 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,958 <i>-No, you're not drunk.</i> <i>-[Noni] Not at all.</i> 629 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,416 <i>-Not at all.</i> <i>-This is not the club.</i> 630 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,041 <i>[Noni] It is. The VIP room is there,</i> <i>first door on your left.</i> 631 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:34,958 <i>[Max] Yeah.</i> 632 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,791 <i>-VIP.</i> <i>-[Noni] Yes, friend.</i> 633 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,833 <i>-Are you coming?</i> <i>-Yes.</i> 634 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,083 <i>-Are you coming?</i> <i>-Yes.</i> 635 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,666 <i>-We're all coming. Yeah.</i> <i>-[Noni] We're all gonna be there.</i> 636 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,125 <i>Mmm-hmm. Yeah.</i> 637 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:46,625 <i>Mmm.</i> 638 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,083 <i>-Where's my... Oh!</i> <i>-Yum.</i> 639 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,375 <i>-Thank you.</i> <i>-That's nice.</i> 640 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166 <i>[Dineo] Bye!</i> 641 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,500 <i>-[Noni whispers] It's a quiet club.</i> <i>-It's VIP!</i> 642 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,958 <i>-[Noni] Shh, it's a quiet club.</i> <i>-[Dineo] Oh, quiet.</i> 643 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,833 <i>-[Noni] Secret club. Shh.</i> <i>-[Dineo whispers] Secret club.</i> 644 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,291 <i>[Max chuckles]</i> 645 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,250 <i>Secret club.</i> 646 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333 <i>-Your friend is a lot.</i> <i>-Yeah.</i> 647 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,750 <i>-Thanks for your help.</i> <i>-You know I accept sex as payment, right?</i> 648 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,541 <i>You really need to get over this.</i> 649 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,791 <i>Okay, listen. Look,</i> <i>I'm not a hit it and run type of guy.</i> 650 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,500 <i>Besides, you're always at the bar,</i> <i>so maybe we could be friends, at least?</i> 651 00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:21,708 <i>Ah, you can't be friends</i> <i>with someone you've had sex with.</i> 652 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,625 <i>What makes you so sure about that?</i> 653 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:32,416 <i>-Mmm, yes. I like where this is going.</i> <i>-[both chuckle]</i> 654 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,541 <i>-Experience.</i> <i>-Okay, wait. No.</i> 655 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,041 <i>Experience? What experience?</i> 656 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,125 <i>[Dineo] I wanna talk to the men.</i> 657 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,708 <i>You men.</i> 658 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,708 <i>♪ Men, men, men ♪</i> 659 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875 <i>We give you everything.</i> 660 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:52,583 <i>Everything.</i> <i>We turn our lives upside down...</i> 661 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,666 <i>mmm-hmm...</i> 662 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,250 <i>inside out, and then...</i> 663 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:03,958 {\an8}<i>But why you don't love us, huh?</i> 664 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291 {\an8}<i>Why you don't love Dineo?</i> 665 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,291 {\an8}<i>[slurred] You don't love us actually.</i> 666 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:15,125 {\an8}<i>[sobbing] It doesn't make sense. Why?</i> 667 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,416 {\an8}<i>Why, why, why you don't love us?</i> 668 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,625 {\an8}<i>Shit.</i> 669 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,041 <i>I don't know what to do.</i> 670 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,000 <i>Mmm.</i> 671 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,083 <i>And then I'm alone.</i> 672 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,291 <i>-[Noni] Wake up, wake up, wake up!</i> <i>-[Dineo whines]</i> 673 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,041 <i>But it's too early for that.</i> 674 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,666 <i>-Wake up.</i> <i>-Stop! It's too early.</i> 675 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,875 <i>[in Sotho] Hey, woman.</i> 676 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:52,291 <i>-[in English] It is 5:00 in the afternoon.</i> <i>-5:00 in the what?</i> 677 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,208 <i>Yep.</i> 678 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,916 <i>I don't remember sleeping</i> <i>until 5:00 in the afternoon.</i> 679 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,416 <i>Mmm, making a man the center</i> <i>of the universe is very exhausting.</i> 680 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,083 <i>But we're gonna take care</i> <i>of all of that tonight.</i> 681 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,041 <i>Oh, no, no, no. It's Sunday.</i> 682 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,666 <i>Exactly! For God loved the world so much,</i> 683 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,291 <i>He gave us a chance</i> <i>to be hungover at work on Monday.</i> 684 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,375 <i>[Dineo] No!</i> 685 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:12,875 <i>No!</i> 686 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,750 <i>Friend, it's gonna take</i> <i>a lot of make-up to fix that</i> 687 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,041 <i>[in Zulu] hangover face.</i> 688 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,250 <i>[in English] And by the way, that video</i> <i>you posted, it's getting a lot of likes.</i> 689 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,666 <i>They're calling y