Strays

[bell dinging] Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme. 708 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,446 Bunny! [squealing][friend] You won! [laughs] 709 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,013 I can't believe I won! 710 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,232 [Maggie] Oh, look at that toy bunny. 711 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:46,757 You know, it hasn't even been a day yet, but I really miss toys. 712 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,759 Jenna had some good ones. 713 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:52,111 I'd rip that shit apart until I found that squeaky toy in the middle. 714 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,635 Ugh. I miss squeaky toys too. 715 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:57,377 But of course, I only got to play with those squeak toys if I was a good girl, 716 00:30:57,551 --> 00:31:00,423 and I smiled the right way for her stupid freaking selfies. 717 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:03,600 The amount of work that goes into looking cute. 718 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:06,255 Honestly, I had to go to spin around in a perfect circle like this, 719 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:08,867 move into a "Oh, I'm so fuckable" pose with my paws crossed. 720 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,086 And I'd have to stand up straight, paws up. 721 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,262 I have to show all my tits. 722 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,351 Yeah. [chuckles] Right, that-- yeah, that's pretty fuckable. 723 00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:18,180 I mean, uh, that-that-- that's-- that's weird. 724 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,052 Wait, uh, there they are. 725 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:23,403 [clears throat] You know, Maggie, there's, um... 726 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:26,580 There's so much more to like about you than just your looks. 727 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,408 -You think so? -Sure. 728 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:32,064 I mean, you are hands down the best sniffer I've ever met. 729 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:35,110 -Huh. -But you're also smart, and you can jump high, 730 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,243 and you know like nine human words. 731 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,548 That's insane. 732 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,073 I actually know 31. But thank you. 733 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,553 Honestly, I'd have to list about 20 more things 734 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:46,165 before I even got to anything to do with how beautiful you are. 735 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:51,866 Um... I'm sorry, that was too much. 736 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,348 No, that-- that means a lot to me. 737 00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:58,003 You know, you're a really good listener. 738 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:01,310 Oh, that's because all the sound funnels through the cone right to my ears. 739 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,530 [chuckles] No, I didn't-- Never mind. 740 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:04,661 Wait, wait, what? 741 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,446 Have you ever thought about-- 742 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,622 about taking the cone off for a little while? 743 00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,711 Just to-- Just to see? 744 00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:13,540 -No. -I bet you'd look really handsome. 745 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:14,323 [chuckles] 746 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:15,846 Really? 747 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:17,805 Yeah. 748 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:19,372 [Bug, Reggie laughing] 749 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,374 That's how you do it, Reg, baby. That was awesome! 750 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:23,463 Oh, wait a minute, okay. What's this vibe? 751 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,465 [stammering] No. What? Oh, nothing. Nothing. 752 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:26,945 What vibe? There is no vibe. What vibe? 753 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,512 Your boner implies that there's a vibe. 754 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,689 Oh, you know, that's because our friendship... 755 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,169 [chuckles] ...got me erect. 756 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,823 Yeah, it was a friend boner. 757 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,868 Then why don't you get boners for us? 758 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,567 I mean, uh... [chuckles] ...are we not your friends? 759 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,786 What? No, no. You guys get me hard all the time. 760 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,442 Hunter, that's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 761 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:48,967 Speaking of boners, how about some sausages? 762 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,751 We took 'em from a human. 763 00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:53,188 You stole these from a human? What if someone saw? 764 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,538 Relax. Grow back some testicles. 765 00:32:55,712 --> 00:32:57,323 -Ain't nobody saw. -[fireworks exploding] 766 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,412 [Hunter, Maggie gasping, yelping] 767 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,848 God saw! 768 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,719 God sees everything! 769 00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:04,504 -Run! -[Maggie screams] 770 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,767 [Hunter] We're under attack![Maggie] Save yourselves! 771 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,073 [Hunter] We gotta find cover! 772 00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:10,379 The whole fucking place is gonna blow! 773 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:11,772 Move! Move! 774 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,469 [Hunter] Oh, God! 775 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,16