Grimsby

486 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,909 - Aw! Missed you too. - Missed you too, Dad. 487 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,453 <font color="#D900D9">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font> 488 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,538 Answer it. 489 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,249 Yes, sir. 490 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,627 - Hello? - <font color="#808080">SEBASTIAN:</font> <i>Ledford's watching you?</i> 491 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,921 <i>- Say, "Hi, Daddy."</i> - Hi, Daddy. 492 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,465 - Aw... <i>- Check your e-mail.</i> 493 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,512 Find out who that is. You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid. 494 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:39,140 - And how am I going to do that? - Figure it out. 495 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,603 - Oh. Is that the love of me life, Dawny? - Hi. 496 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,606 - Is that my darling Nobby? - I'm back. 497 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,526 - I missed you so much. - Me too. 498 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:52,654 - All right, kids. Out. Now. - Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick. 499 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,615 I've got something very important I need to tell your dad. 500 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:56,825 What is it? 501 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,910 I lost me panties. 502 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:04,249 - You sure your ass hasn't eaten them? - No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on. 503 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,167 <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font> 504 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,169 <font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font> 505 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,714 Oh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland. 506 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:18,138 Oh, look. I'm exactly like Sharon Stallone in <i>Basic Instincts.</i> 507 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,558 <font color="#D900D9">(FARTS)</font> 508 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:24,477 - Don't worry. Didn't come out me bum. - Oh. 509 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,687 <font color="#D900D9">(FARTS)</font> 510 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:26,855 That one did. 511 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:29,441 - No problem. - Get over here. 512 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,985 - I know you must be gagging for it. - All right. 513 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:33,320 Come here, Nobby. 514 00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,571 <font color="#D900D9">(BOTH MOANING)</font> 515 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,448 - Hey. - What? 516 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,825 I'm hungry for a Grimsby breakfast. 517 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:41,953 - Well, the buffet's open. - I'll need a table for one. 518 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,663 It's all-you-can-eat. 519 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,583 - See you in about 60 minutes. - Get going. 520 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,460 - Ahem. Nobby. - Oh. 521 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,631 That's, uh, me darts partner. Um, Ben Kingsley. 522 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:59,137 Nobby, what do you take me for? I know who that is. That's your brother. 523 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:01,431 Where the fuck you been all these years? 524 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:05,185 I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due? 525 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,521 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat. 526 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:10,148 - Nobby. - <font color="#808080">NOBBY:</font> What? 527 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,275 It's imperative no one know that I'm here. 528 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,819 You need somewhere isolated where no one's around? 529 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,365 - Exactly. - All right. I know just the place. 530 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:22,410 It's just this way, past the train station. 531 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,375 <font color="#D900D9">(TRAIN HORN BLARES)</font> 532 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:32,879 <font color="#808080">MAN:</font> <font color="#D900D9">(OVER P.A.)</font> <i>All aboard the 915, Grimsby to London.</i> 533 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,298 <font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYS)</font> 534 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,304 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep in the same room? 535 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,224 If we have bunk beds, can I have the top? 536 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,767 You can have the top, little man. 537 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:47,394 <font color="#D900D9">(HICCUPS)</font> 538 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,021 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do. 539 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,356 Okay, bruv. 540 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,527 - And Sebastian... - What is it? 541 00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,864 Nothing. 542 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,328 <font color="#D900D9">(HORN BLARING)</font> 543 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:13,837 Nobby? 544 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,925 Nobby? 545 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,594 Nobby? Nobby? 546 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:24,722 <font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYS)</font> 547 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:28,643 Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, Nobby? 548 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,105 Nobby, where are you? Nobb...