Joe's College Road Trip

Personal space, Grandpa. You can't look at people's messages. 790 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,890 - Really? - Yes, that's rude. 791 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,559 - You don't need that shit. - Grandpa! 792 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,996 - What? You ain't gonna need that shit. - Why did you do that? 793 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,231 I am gonna need it. I need it for directions and the Internet. 794 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:09,566 I was gonna take pictures. 795 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:13,236 Now you gotta use the damn Polaroid. Take that with you. Shit. 796 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,822 How am I supposed to contact my dad? 797 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,575 I don't think you need to talk to him for another damn lifetime. 798 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,827 He done fucked you up enough. Sit back, relax. 799 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,747 Let's fuck up the ozone in this Buick. 800 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:28,043 <i>Young hearts run free…</i> 801 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:28,960 Grandpa! 802 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,795 I'm trying to drive, shit. 803 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:35,550 - I'm trying to get over. - You're doing a great job! 804 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,219 Hey, bitch. How we get to the interstate? 805 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,805 <i>To yourself be true…</i> 806 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,433 You ever see this country, boy? 807 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:47,103 Well, I mean, I follow a few nature TikTokers. 808 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,230 What the hell is a TickerTocker? 809 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,691 I could've shown you if you hadn't thrown my phone out. 810 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:54,861 Since you had that phone, all you do is sit and look at it. 811 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,905 Them folks tricked y'all. Got y'all looking at it. 812 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,240 Won't even look up and see the whole damn world. 813 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:03,495 What? Well, it's a supercomputer that can process information in seconds. 814 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,122 I mean, that's my entire generation. 815 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,416 Your generation has been fooled, son. 816 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,378 They tell y'all what to think, how to think, what to look at. 817 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,102 They feed y'all that shit and y'all don't even know the difference. 818 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,759 And y'all don't know how to talk to nobody, greet nobody, nothing. 819 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,679 Well, if you ask me, texting is much easier than talking. 820 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:22,972 You don't wanna talk to me, you wanna text me? 821 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,808 You can't. I threw your damn phone out. 822 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,851 I use mine for studying. 823 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,896 You don't need that damn thing to study. When I was running all my hos, 824 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,565 I had everything in my head. Put it in your head. 825 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,860 I ain't gonna make it with this one. 826 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:38,530 If I had a Tesla, it'd take me right to my phone. 827 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,781 You say what? 828 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,908 It'd take us exactly where you threw it out the car. 829 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:44,786 - It can self drive too. - A car that drives itself? 830 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,247 - Yeah. - That's too passive. I don't want that. 831 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:54,129 <i>You and I, we on it</i> 832 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,755 <i>That thang</i> 833 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,090 <i>Mm</i> 834 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:04,514 <i>See, you and I together</i> 835 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,392 <i>We the same…</i> 836 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,144 - Grandpa. - What? 837 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,854 Grandpa, wait! Hey! 838 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,981 - What? - You passed Graceland! 839 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,190 I wanted to go there. 840 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:16,526 I wanted to see the man that started it all. 841 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,904 Nigga, who told you that Elvis Presley started rock and roll? 842 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:23,032 Austin Butler. Duh. 843 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,869 Can we please go? We're not that far. We can make it still. 844 00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:28,371 - They closed. - What? My phone said it was open. 845 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,175 Well, check your phone, see what it say now. 846 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,003 - I can't. No, I can't. - You don't have that. Sit back and relax. 847 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,548 We're gonna go up here and stop and eat and get a room for the night. 848 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,340 God. 849 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,642 How you doing? Good to see you, boy. Come on. 850 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,315 How you doing? Yeah, you sexy. You better watch it, I'll take your bitch. 851 00:37:55,3