Love and Death

00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,067 - I could have gotten you this ring for 1200. - Not this. 498 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,653 - Never... Never that ring. - Same ring. The exact same ring. 499 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:07,990 Never. Listen. Anyway, listen, take the deposit, 500 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,242 - go to Kiev. - Right. 501 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,870 Give it to a woman named Natasha Petrovna. 502 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,914 - Right. Okay. - Get a receipt. Make sure you get a receipt. 503 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,666 Why do you need a receipt? You're dead. 504 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,794 - Tax purposes. - Oh, good thinking. 505 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,674 - What happened? - He was cleaning his pistol and it went off. 506 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,969 - The bullet is lodged in his heart. - Is it serious? 507 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,514 With proper medical care, he could last another 10 minutes. 508 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:37,936 Why? Why were you cleaning your pistol? 509 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:42,816 I was going to fight a duel to defend your honor. 510 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:47,946 A Turkish cavalry officer cast aspersions on it. 511 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:52,743 He said you were sleeping around. I knew he was lying. 512 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,412 That you were pure. 513 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,747 (ALL COUGHING LOUDLY) 514 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,919 - (WHISTLING) - Oi. 515 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,712 - (LAUGHING) - (STOMPING FEET) 516 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,505 Shh! 517 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,424 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 518 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,551 Yes, well, Leonid, 519 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,179 I know I could have been a better wife to you. 520 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,430 Kinder. 521 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:17,017 I could have made love with you more often, or once even. 522 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,686 Once would have been nice. 523 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,106 You were a kind and loving husband. 524 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:26,068 Generous, and always considerate. 525 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:28,236 What's he got? About eight minutes? 526 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:31,198 I think I'm slow. He's got about three. 527 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,201 Swimming out to the open sea, 528 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,663 like the great, wild herring! 529 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:44,127 I realize this must be a great blow to you, Sonja. 530 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:48,924 But you must not allow yourself to be consumed with grief. 531 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,510 The dead pass on. 532 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:55,222 And life is for the living! 533 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:58,725 I guess you're right. Where do you want to eat? 534 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:00,769 Let's go to Rykoff's. 535 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,396 - No, no. Not Rykoff's. - Why? 536 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,649 I feel like meat. What do you get at Rykoff's, maybe a cheese sandwich? 537 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:07,734 - If it's not meat, it's nothing. - It's not good for your health. 538 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,780 There's a tavern at the edge of the square makes a sausage that's wonderful. 539 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,323 BORIS: Meanwhile, the war continued. 540 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:15,409 My regiment had been wiped out. 541 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:18,245 And I found myself lost behind enemy lines. 542 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:23,417 I panicked and hid where I could. Then I fainted. 543 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:28,255 When I came to, I realized I had made a terrible mistake. 544 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,806 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,288 (INAUDIBLE) 546 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:09,254 As fate would have it, I landed on a group of French generals, 547 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:12,591 causing their immediate surrender, and making me a hero. 548 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,968 My brother Ivan was not so lucky. 549 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,970 He was a fatality of war, 550 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:20,640 he had been bayonetted to death by a Polish conscientious objector. 551 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,059 (BELL TOLLING) 552 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,358 You're praying for Ivan? 553 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,903 Yes. Your husband. 554 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,614 I loved him, as you know. 555 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,118 I wanted you to have some of his possessions. 556 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,620 How kind. 557 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:47,042 I kept his sword and gold watch. 558 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,629 But here. 559 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:53,757 I'm giving you his moustache. 560 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,635 I'll cherish it. 561 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,014 Also, some string. 562 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,726 Ivan saved string. 563 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:08,688 I know. It was one of the reasons why I loved him. 564 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,525 I understand that. 565 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,112 I loved him for his string, too. 566 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,864 Anything else