Sleeper

00:39:51,508 --> 00:39:56,387 Eat something. You'll feel better. Just take a cracker. 361 00:39:59,057 --> 00:40:03,227 Will you shut up? For God's sakes, put yourself in my position. 362 00:40:03,395 --> 00:40:07,482 I'm a clarinet player in 1973. I go into the hospital for a lousy operation, 363 00:40:07,649 --> 00:40:11,903 I wake up 200 years later and I'm Flash Gordon. Plus I'm a criminal. 364 00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:16,741 I never did anything wrong. I ran a health-food store in Greenwich Village. 365 00:40:16,909 --> 00:40:19,535 Occasionally a customer would get botulism. 366 00:40:19,703 --> 00:40:22,038 But that was very rare. 367 00:40:22,748 --> 00:40:25,583 Now, look, you have to help me. You're the only person I know. 368 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:28,711 I'm gonna take that gag off. If you're gonna scream, scream. 369 00:40:28,879 --> 00:40:31,839 Nobody's gonna hear you. 370 00:40:32,007 --> 00:40:34,258 Go ahead, scream. 371 00:40:34,426 --> 00:40:38,930 I love it, I love it. Scream. 372 00:40:39,097 --> 00:40:41,140 Help! Help me! 373 00:40:45,354 --> 00:40:48,272 Shut up or I'll bring this rock down on your head so hard. 374 00:40:52,486 --> 00:40:55,947 - What do you want with me? - Help me reach the underground. 375 00:40:56,114 --> 00:40:59,367 I'm not helping any alien. We don't want your crazy ideas. 376 00:40:59,535 --> 00:41:01,160 Go back to Greenberg's Village. 377 00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,955 Greenwich Village. Not Greenberg's Village. 378 00:41:04,122 --> 00:41:06,499 And that was 200 years ago. I can't go back. 379 00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:09,293 You're sick. You have to give yourself up. 380 00:41:09,461 --> 00:41:12,505 They won't hurt you. They'll restructure your brain. 381 00:41:12,673 --> 00:41:15,424 Oh, no. Nobody touches my brain. They may drop it. 382 00:41:15,592 --> 00:41:17,843 Then I'd talk like I'd been hit by lightning. 383 00:41:18,011 --> 00:41:21,472 Please! I wanna go home. I'm getting a headache. I'm hungry. 384 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,308 I haven't had a stress pill or a bath in seven hours. 385 00:41:24,476 --> 00:41:28,145 I'm not accustomed to this. I need my orb. 386 00:41:28,313 --> 00:41:32,316 I wanna relax. Look at me. Look at me. I'm shaking. 387 00:41:32,484 --> 00:41:35,778 - You'd be great on a camping trip. - I order you to take me home. 388 00:41:35,946 --> 00:41:37,530 They'll be out looking for me. 389 00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:39,824 You've abducted a very important person. 390 00:41:39,992 --> 00:41:45,329 I am a renowned poet. I sell 20 to 30 poems a week, plus greeting cards. 391 00:41:45,497 --> 00:41:47,707 How far is the Western District? 392 00:41:47,874 --> 00:41:50,710 It'd take days, and that's with a vehicle. 393 00:41:50,877 --> 00:41:53,713 Take me there and you'll never see me again, I promise. 394 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:59,176 I'm hungry. I can't think straight. Obviously, I'll promise you anything. 395 00:42:00,012 --> 00:42:03,973 If I get you some food, will you take me to the Western District? 396 00:42:04,141 --> 00:42:05,850 You sit here. I'll find us something. 397 00:42:06,018 --> 00:42:09,353 And don't try anything funny, 'cause you know what you'll get. 398 00:42:09,521 --> 00:42:13,524 What? 399 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:16,360 What will you get? 400 00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:18,654 Uh... Uh... 401 00:42:18,822 --> 00:42:21,991 A large and painful hickey. 402 00:43:24,846 --> 00:43:28,683 Oh, my God. I beat a man insensible with a strawberry. 403 00:43:51,832 --> 00:43:53,332 That's a big chicken. 404 00:43:56,837 --> 00:43:59,088 What a way to go, to be pecked to death. 405 00:44:15,063 --> 00:44:16,063 Pass the celery. 406 00:44:19,317 --> 00:44:22,987 - There you go. - Couldn't you get anything else? 407 00:44:23,947 --> 00:44:26,323 Do you think it's easy to run when you're holding a banana 408 00:44:26,491 --> 00:44:27,783 the size of a canoe? 409 00:44:27,951 --> 00:44:31,954 You didn't get any dessert. There's no seasoning, no wine. 410 00:44:33,498 --> 00:44:37,835 I still can't believe the size of these. I'd hate to see the fertilizer. 411 00:44:38,003 --> 00:44:39,754 What was that? 412 00:44:39,921 --> 00:44:42,214 - What? - That noise. Didn't you hear anything? 413 00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:46,051 Are there any strange animals that I should know about here? 414 00:44:46,219 --> 00:44:47,845 Anything futuristic, 415 00:44:48,013 --> 00:44:51,474 like with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker? 416 00:44:51,641 --> 00:44:54,685 How do you know I won't trick you and turn you in to the hands of the police? 417 00:44:56,688 --> 00:44:59,231 How do I know? 'Cause I think, maybe, what the hell. 418 00:44:59,399 --> 00:45:01,609 I think maybe you trust me a bit now. 419 00:45:01,777 --> 00:45:04,028 Maybe you think I g