The Paper Tigers

596 00:34:59,591 --> 00:35:00,843 - talk to us like that. - Exactly! 597 00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:02,219 They offended Sifu, one. 598 00:35:02,261 --> 00:35:04,638 Two, they offended family, okay? That's Ah Jim right here. 599 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,849 If we don't do anything, that makes him look weak. 600 00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:09,018 - Exactly. - And that makes him oppressed. 601 00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:10,853 We defend the oppressed because we're like the 602 00:35:10,894 --> 00:35:12,271 Martin Luther Kings of martial arts. 603 00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:14,273 That's three strikes right there. 604 00:35:14,314 --> 00:35:15,482 That's actually just two. 605 00:35:16,775 --> 00:35:19,028 It doesn't matter, we're good to go! 606 00:35:19,069 --> 00:35:21,447 I was... I was actually with you up until that last part 607 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:23,782 about Dr. King, this is not true. 608 00:35:26,035 --> 00:35:28,579 These sushi-eating motherfuckers have offended us. 609 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,788 I like sushi. 610 00:35:31,749 --> 00:35:32,833 We gotta let 'em know. 611 00:35:34,084 --> 00:35:35,127 Dai Si-Hing. 612 00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:38,088 You got my back or what? 613 00:35:40,883 --> 00:35:42,968 - Okay. - Yeah? 614 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,720 - You feel that? - Okay. Yeah. 615 00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:46,221 - Let's do it. - Yeah, let's do it. 616 00:35:46,263 --> 00:35:47,806 - Let's go get their asses. - We got these guys. 617 00:35:47,848 --> 00:35:49,641 All right. 618 00:35:49,683 --> 00:35:51,143 - You want beimo? - Hell, yeah. 619 00:35:51,185 --> 00:35:52,936 First to knock out, best of three. 620 00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:54,521 If we win, you tell us everything we need to know. 621 00:35:54,563 --> 00:35:55,981 And when we win? 622 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,317 Yeah, mm-hm, win? Pfft! 623 00:35:58,359 --> 00:35:59,985 If you beat us, 624 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:02,613 I guess that means we're not undefeated anymore. 625 00:36:02,654 --> 00:36:04,948 You guys can be the new Three Tigers. 626 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,743 - You'll give us the name? - Mm-hm. 627 00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:09,036 How do we believe you? 628 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:10,746 Because that's what we do. 629 00:36:12,289 --> 00:36:14,041 Sifu would always say, 630 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,543 Gung Fu without honor is just fighting. 631 00:36:16,585 --> 00:36:18,212 You're on, old pops. 632 00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:20,839 Get ready for an ass whooping of a lifetime, just, uh... 633 00:36:20,881 --> 00:36:22,466 I got vertigo, I can't go down this way. 634 00:36:22,508 --> 00:36:23,592 - Let's go this way. - You son of a bitch. 635 00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:24,718 Which way? 636 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:27,763 Uh, what are you doing? 637 00:36:27,805 --> 00:36:29,348 Hang on, hang on, Ah Jim! 638 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:30,724 Wait, where you guys going? 639 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:36,814 Beimo. 640 00:36:36,855 --> 00:36:38,691 Whoa. 641 00:36:38,732 --> 00:36:40,526 Okay, hang on a second. 642 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,903 You see, uh... 643 00:36:42,945 --> 00:36:45,155 seniors usually go last in beimo. 644 00:36:45,197 --> 00:36:47,616 You know, the whole seniority... 645 00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:50,619 thing. 646 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,665 Okay. 647 00:37:02,506 --> 00:37:03,590 Okay, let's go. 648 00:37:04,174 --> 00:37:05,217 Let's go, pops. 649 00:37:19,356 --> 00:37:22,401 Ooh! That's whassup! 650 00:37:22,443 --> 00:37:24,069 - Come on, Danny. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 651 00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:25,487 How's that feel, old man? 652 00:37:27,281 --> 00:37:29,241 - Let's go... - Come on, Danny, let's go! 653 00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:30,451 Let's go, Dai Si-Hing. 654 00:37:30,492 --> 00:37:32,286 - Get up, come on. - Danny. 655 00:37:32,328 --> 00:37:33,537 What now, Tigers? 656 00:37:33,579 --> 00:37:34,913 Where's your Danny Eight Hands at? 657 00:37:36,248 --> 00:37:37,583 More like Danny No Hands! 658 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,376 - Whoa! - Yo-ho! 659 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:42,880 Oops. Spoke too soon. 660 00:37:42,921 --> 00:37:44,423 Let's go, Danny. 661 00:37:44,465 --> 00:37:45,507 - Come on. - Let's go, Danny! 662 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,010 Okay. 663 00:37:49,345 --> 00:37:50,471 Let's go, Danny. 664 00:37:50,512 --> 00:37:51,847 Let's go, Danny. 665 00:37:55,517 --> 00:37:57,269 That ain't nothing! 666 00:37:57,311 --> 00:37:58,937 Go to work! 667 00:37:58,979 --> 00:38:01,607 You ain't got nothing, baby. You ain't got nothing! 668 00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:05,736 Oh, oh. 669 00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:07,488 Ow! 670 00:38:07,529 --> 00:38:10,282 Hey, wait. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait! 671 00:38:10,324 --> 00:38:11,450 Oh. 672 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:15,162 That old ma