The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

506 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,839 Here, let me demonstrate on Ed. 507 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,009 Ted... 508 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,094 Why? 509 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,056 Don't worry. He'll be up and around in no time. 510 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,475 Why don't you take a pair, Frank? 511 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,936 Well, actually I could use another pair of cuff links. 512 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,438 Good. I think you'll like them. 513 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,981 You want this, chief? 514 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,858 Yes, thank you, Al. 515 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,068 You've got something on the side of your mouth, Al. 516 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,988 No, no, the other side. 517 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,698 As you requested, Frank, 518 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,618 we took some fiber samples from Nordberg's jacket. 519 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,203 I'm afraid it doesn't look good. 520 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,830 What do you mean? 521 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,874 Take a look for yourself. 522 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,630 -I can't see anything. -Use your open eye, Frank. 523 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,175 Oh, yeah, I can see it now. 524 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,303 At first glance, it would appear to be only the normal cotton fibers. 525 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:02,806 But when we focused in closer we discovered a fine white powder. 526 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:03,974 [glass breaks] 527 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,268 We tested it. Pure heroin. 528 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,604 How well do you know Nordberg, Frank? 529 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,734 We were partners for nine years, and he's my best friend. 530 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,444 I know, Frank, but we can't allow 531 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,196 personal feelings to get in the way of duty. 532 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,822 Are you saying that Nordberg is-- 533 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,742 I'm telling you that the Queen arrives here the day after tomorrow. 534 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,870 If the press should pick this up with Nordberg still part of the force, 535 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,873 it could be embarrassing to the police and the city. 536 00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:31,377 I'm sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg. 537 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,382 [dramatic music playing] 538 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:43,973 Mr. Ludwig? 539 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,140 Yes? 540 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,934 Mr. Pahpshmir is here. 541 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:49,061 Show him in. 542 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,821 Is there something wrong, Mr. Ludwig? 543 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,573 No, no, no, it's nothing. 544 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,283 Then may we get down to business? 545 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,244 Certainly. Please have a seat. 546 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:11,083 I can carry out your request. My price $20 million dollars. 547 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,544 Price is not a problem. 548 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,298 But there is some concern on the part of those I represent 549 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:23,554 that you would be able to complete so difficult a task. 550 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:27,558 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, 551 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:31,645 in all the world, who is the most effective assassin? 552 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:38,527 Well, I would think anyone who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin. 553 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:40,112 Yes... 554 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:44,074 but there is even a more ideal assassin. 555 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,659 [buzz] 556 00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:49,163 One who doesn't know he's an assassin. 557 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:50,956 Care for some tea? 558 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:52,666 Yes, please. 559 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,711 Dominique, service for two, please. 560 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,214 [beeping] 561 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,100 I must kill Pahpshmir. 562 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:12,186 [clicking] 563 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,690 -[clicking] -[beep] 564 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:20,069 Will that be with cream and sugar, Sir? 565 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,987 Mr. Pahpshmir? 566 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,867 Cream only, please. 567 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,746 Oh, there's a gun on the floor, Sir. 568 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,416 Oh, just leave it there. It's all right, Dominique. The tea, please. 569 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,959 Of course. 570 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,089 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, 571 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:43,509 have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis? 572 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,636 I think I just have. 573 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,514 But how will you get her near the target? 574 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,017 Oh, I doubt whether it will be her. 575 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,230 Good secretaries are so hard to find t...